#kids

[phantoms-lair]

I had a four to five year old tell me his favorite dinosaur was a pachycephalosaurs last year. I was mildly surprised he could pronounce it.

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

[fullcravings]

Strawberry Crunch Cheesecake

[belzebubsofficial]

This one is definitely dedicated to my youngest.

[pintoras]

Félicie Schneider (French, 1831-1888): The Squall (Le Grain) (via Sotheby’s)

[floorcharts]

[classycookiexo]

[3eanuts]

April 4, 1957 — see The Complete Peanuts 1955-1958

[writingwitch92]

At 33... I fucking hate this. I first started saying it, completely aware of what an ass i sounded like, when i had my kid

It just... Sneaks up on ya too.

Like, okay, so my daughter asked why her dad and i like watching the youtubers we like. We tried explaining but like... One guy is like a disheveled John oliver looking guy who has a feud with a sociopathic puppet named Warmbos (Some More News, @SMN). She sees a tired old guy with his tie askew talking about depressing things in a weird voice. "Why do you like that?" She asks. We explain. She goes "i dont get it" and like a force of nature; like a tsunami of ancient wisdom and full of the power of every one of her ancestors, we bestow the age old knowledge "youll understand when youre older" and she, like so many before her, like her father and i once upon a time, rolls her eyes, sighs, and stalks off in search of actually interesting things and not her parents weird shit.

Afterwards her dad and i shudder it self loathing while laughing it off and rolling pur eyes knowingly at one another. but we also feel a bit more connected to our parents and grandparents.

Meanwhile, kiddo vows, as is the ancient way, to never say that to her kids, if she even has any, because oh my god. But also, she will NEVER be THAT annoying as an adult, because seriously... Why.

And to be honest... I find peace in that.

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

[laserbobcat]

SHITTENS Except they're not. Cause the bishop babies are weird ass monsters XD I like drawing babies, especially potato shaped ones. I still wanted to make a sheep and a cat thing, cause let's be honest it's cute. I tried to add some bishop things to their designs. Family recessive genes or whatever. I added fur and a tail to the lil monster too! I wonder if the top of their head is a fully separate being? Intrusive thoughts materialized. Bite this it looks good! Imagine the first one to be born is the sheep-worm, and they stare at it for a while, and Narinder asks "Did you... Did you fuck my brother?" Sketches and full baby sheets under the cut

And my pencil sketches:

[simsanitos]

Hello, friends! It's been a while since I've had poses with kids! So I'm sharing with you this exciting story about a boy who decided to hold his classmate's hand for the first time while walking her home.

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What is on it?

•    6 couple poses with children

What do you need?

• Andrew poses player

• Teleport any sim by Scumbumbo

• backpacks (if you want)

• bunny bag in hand (is in bracelets, and to use on a boy, you need to remove the check mark on male's items, because the item is only for female)

PLEASE:

Do not claim my content as your own.

Tag me if you use my poses, it would be nice to see them.

If you liked the pack, give it a like and leave me any comment!

DOWNLOAD 🤍🤍🤍

Thanks for reblogging:

@ts4-poses

@alwaysfreecc

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[timtae]

This is what I want in 5 years

[kiragecko]

Just facilitated a conflict over the phone between my son and the school.

My son's accusation:

I was told I could go out and make snowballs, and now they aren't letting me!

Important points:

I only have until the end of interactive start (30 minutes)

It's almost never warm enough to make snowballs (we're usually too cold for snow to stick together easily)

If I try to do it another time, the snow probably won't be sticky

They SAID I could!!!

The school's defence:

The person who said this in now in a meeting and can not be reached

We BELIEVE that she said your son can go outside, but didn't know their plan because:

making snowballs is against school policy. Kids can get hurt if they get hit

Additional information after questioning the defendant:

Yes, we know they won't throw the snowballs. Still can't make exceptions when your school is full of middleschoolers

Yes, snowmen are fine

Yes, we told them they could make snowmen but they insisted on making snowballs

Proposed ruling:

Son, are you willing to go make snowballs and CALL them snowmen? Maybe pile them on top of each other? It's important they don't look throwable to other children.

Accuser's response:

Yeah, I was already thinking of making snowmen with some. And the kid's CAN'T throw them.

After some concerned further questions to make sure that they hadn't made some complex and easily breakable rule that they would melt down about if it was broken:

They can't throw them because they're going to be waist high!

Final verdict:

Son CAN do desired activity, and school is satisfied!

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[fullcravings]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bread