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ngl, i didn't think about like, different colored tops yet, thats a great idea

Alright, i have... taken a tiny bit of time to read on candy making, and i think i'll try to work out a way to make filled hard candy mega-stones and filled soft-candy z-crystals. From what i read it's kinda hard to make sharp edges from hard candy and yesterdays experience supports that. I will also keep working on potions (in different flavors). Does someone have knowledge about the legality of the containers? i. uh. kinda doubt i can just sell huma-safe "potion" beverages in actual potion spray bottles, even if that would be really cool.

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Alright, i have... taken a tiny bit of time to read on candy making, and i think i'll try to work out a way to make filled hard candy mega-stones and filled soft-candy z-crystals. From what i read it's kinda hard to make sharp edges from hard candy and yesterdays experience supports that. I will also keep working on potions (in different flavors). Does someone have knowledge about the legality of the containers? i. uh. kinda doubt i can just sell huma-safe "potion" beverages in actual potion spray bottles, even if that would be really cool.

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Nah, get a gyarados in there and whoever can't take a Waterfall to the face is too weak to be heard as a witness. Also Colress should take a Waterfall to the face.

On break for a bit. Or rather, for lunch. Apparently since I’m here, everyone who enters or exits the courtroom has to be illusion-tested.

Or in simpler terms, everyone who enters the courtroom today is getting hit with a Bubble from the world’s saddest, wettest Azurill. Sorry little guy. And everyone else, but mostly to him.

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I'm so sorry thems the rules. Really, there is no way i could award you any points...

i could offer a Pecha Berry Poffin though, since you got so close :)

@pokemonperformersam

Is your fave Pokémon muk by chance

You're sadly wrong, but only on a technicality. It's actually ALOLAN Muk. I'm sorry but i can't give you any points for that, my hands are tied. :(

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bro thats a BABY they couldn't get an adult pokémon to do that job?

On break for a bit. Or rather, for lunch. Apparently since I’m here, everyone who enters or exits the courtroom has to be illusion-tested.

Or in simpler terms, everyone who enters the courtroom today is getting hit with a Bubble from the world’s saddest, wettest Azurill. Sorry little guy. And everyone else, but mostly to him.

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@pokemonperformersam

Is your fave Pokémon muk by chance

You're sadly wrong, but only on a technicality. It's actually ALOLAN Muk. I'm sorry but i can't give you any points for that, my hands are tied. :(

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pro tip: keep the poison powder on yourself to build up immunity

I know a lot of trainers clean their Pokémon off between battles, but remember to keep an eye out on yourself too! After every battle, it can help to do a check for powders, liquids, and small objects like shards of metal or stingers that might injure or harm you if left unchecked.

For example, I just found a stray Leech Seed in my fur! No wonder I’ve been so tired today.

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Thanks for the advice! I was thinking about mega stones, actually. I thought it'd be cool to make a liquid center for them to swirl around but i need to figure out a way to make a tasty and edible fluid that doesn't eat up its sugar casing. Maybe some syrup that is already saturated? Well, another thing for the thinking bench.

And thanks for appreciating the Potion! And another instance of why that stuff should be human-safe to begin with, everyone wants to chug it lmao!

[a photo is attached. It shows about 27 GAZILLION tiny little shards of... glass? on a countertop. hopefully not. They are coloured slightly yellow-ish and the whole surface is tinted in yellow, it almost seems like a sepia filter. In contrast to that, there is a glass with a deep purple liquid. There is another bowl with another purple liquid of slightly lighter variety. Two eyes are staring slightly off camera from the bowl]

SO i was a bit excited by the idea of making Z-crystal candy from @peppers-premier-ball but i don't have a lot of experience in candy making so... that went to shits kinda. Who would have guessed it'd be more difficult than heating sugar. I mean, the candy itself is probably alright? But shaping is really hard, especially if you wanna make it thin. And hollow. AND FILLED. i need a plan.

On the other hand, i had another idea: making human-safe "Potions". It worked pretty well, it's based on Oran and Bluk berry juice with some more added ingredients for the taste. Soup helped a lot (with moral soupport). Say hi to SOUP!!!

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[a photo is attached. It shows about 27 GAZILLION tiny little shards of... glass? on a countertop. hopefully not. They are coloured slightly yellow-ish and the whole surface is tinted in yellow, it almost seems like a sepia filter. In contrast to that, there is a glass with a deep purple liquid. There is another bowl with another purple liquid of slightly lighter variety. Two eyes are staring slightly off camera from the bowl]

SO i was a bit excited by the idea of making Z-crystal candy from @peppers-premier-ball but i don't have a lot of experience in candy making so... that went to shits kinda. Who would have guessed it'd be more difficult than heating sugar. I mean, the candy itself is probably alright? But shaping is really hard, especially if you wanna make it thin. And hollow. AND FILLED. i need a plan.

On the other hand, i had another idea: making human-safe "Potions". It worked pretty well, it's based on Oran and Bluk berry juice with some more added ingredients for the taste. Soup helped a lot (with moral soupport). Say hi to SOUP!!!

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Ayo, would you be mad if i took a crack at this myself? That sounds like a banger idea.

yknow with the amount of people i've seen eat literal rocks on this site i'm wondering whether to capitalise. like, sugar glass z-crystals filled with berry-flavoured rock candy (the typing of the crystal determining the flavour e.g. electric type means pinap berry flavour) with exploding candy glue holding the pieces together, as well as some exploding candy just dotted around in there for added kick.

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If you'd like to adopt one of 'em, feel free to reach out in a reblog or reply with your qualifications and why! I'll edit this post to let y'all know which ones are available

Ice Osha: AVAILABLE

Dark Osha: AVAILABLE

Rock Dratini: AVAILABLE

//Second adopt batch! I'll send DMs to potential adoptees to confirm and, once "adopted" their background-less PNG from this drawing. You're free to do whatever you want with them! No need to credit me from the design unless you use the OG picture. It's not first come first get, I reserve the rights to give them to whoever I want. Pokeblogs have priority!

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Hello! I am proud to announce to provide all necessary services to my trainer as a rotom! We access rotomblr both through rotom phone and rotom-puter. I do not like the laptop, it is very strange and old, but i am providing power to it! I personally post from the rotom-phone exclusively, Tix uses the laptop a bit more often for rotomblr than the mobile device.

Thank you for your attention!

Due to the recent poll having been made a day long, (apologies on my end), I’ve decided to make another for this week so more people can answer. I will most likely make a poll with a similar question to make up for my mistake, but for now.

Feel free to answer, reblogging with an explanation garners more attention, which garners more answers.

For myself, I use my own computer, but I’ve been dabbling in using the holo caster, courtesy of a friend of mine having access to its deeper functions herself. Plus, it’s hardly used anymore across most places. Which is much more of a benefit than one may think.

Less watched.

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You are only invincible while rolling! But as long as you keep the motion going you are a god amongst Pokémon! (It is unknown if the hisuian combat roll is effective against attacks from humans or against natural hazards)

so for how many seconds am I invincible for after doing a hisuian style combat roll? time sensitive

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If i had a pokemon it would be a chandelure and i would name it sauté

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Tapu Fini? that fish is soup. I could defo take them, i bet my exposure to poison types gives me an advantage. I mean, whats it gonna do? smite me with the might of a literal god? please.

Go here:

Generate 1 Pokémon, doesn’t matter if you know anything about Pokémon or not

Based on looks + whatever knowledge you have about it, COULD YOU TAKE THIS POKÉMON IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT?

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damn that sounds stressful. You need to come over once thats done for some relaxation. Maybe brandy can get you a coupon. They do that now.

Good luck!

We’re staying in Nimbasa for the next few days, while the final preparations for Colress’s trial are underway.

Between the defense’s challenge that a Pokémon shouldn’t be allowed to testify (I know it’s your job, but really? That’s your angle?) and all of the witness preparation, it’s a lot! But at least the prosecution doesn’t seem like the sort to lash out with swords, or whips, or prayer beads, or cups of coffee… even if they are sort of eccentric.

//Speaking of… anyone who’s been part of Vanilla’s arcs up until now is welcome to say they’re a witness or the like for this! Or anybody else can say they’re in the jury or watching the trial, etc. For fun! I’ll be semi-liveblogging it with a tag I haven’t fully decided yet, but feel free to reach out for more info!