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being called “baby” is dangerous it’s like my heart explodes 100 times

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Alice Herbst - The Whispering Game, 2024 - Oil paint and oil pastel on linen canvas

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three thousand seven hundred euros. the stupidest size for a bag i've ever seen. "clutch" yeah you better clutch this thing with both arms because it appears to be roughly the size of a human torso. NO straps NO handles ALL your stuff is gonna be rattling around in there. HOWEVER it is shaped like a celery. so i want it 💖

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TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

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wanna grab him by the face and just be like you’ve got me you’ve got me you’ve got me

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idk i just remember being in my shitty past relationship and wanting other people to look at me just to feel seen and wanted even though i wouldn’t do anything with it and now i don’t even notice other people and i don’t care about bein attractive like that i just wanna be wrapped up in him

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it's patently obvious how many of you refuse to actually read and engage with posts about fatphobia to the same extent that you do many other bigotries btw

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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing

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Facebook Marketplace listing of ALL TIME

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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the words "boy" and "toy" rhyming is such a rare linguistic triumph for english. they did this for me

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sometimes i take a little peek onto my boyfriend’s bluesky and feel only a little sneaky about it because he is very much a public figure and it is very much a public facing social media account unlike my tumblr but he knows i’m not a big social media person and it’s cute to see little mentions of me on there and the way his fans talk about me

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i kinda wanna start a marble collection

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Marbles

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me in my cute lil skirt outfit