androidboy

[androidboy]

mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile

[androidboy]

genuinely not saying this as a hater but as a mamaposting appreciator: the mamaposting doesn't have to use the "let's ____ with mama" formula. we forget that one of the original mama posts just said "my luminous mama" like you can take the mamapost anywhere. you can open your heart to all possibilities through mama. you can find whimsy in the innumerable qualities of mama

[androidboy]

woke up to pictures of a bunch of stuff my boyfriend picked up as an apartment shopping spree and it did not escape my attention that everything was super colorful and brightly patterned and that i’ve joked about bringing color into his apartment

[androidboy]

this fucking picture i accidentally took

[androidboy]

[androidboy]

[androidboy]

Heard lesbians like them

[androidboy]

Dude look out I think you're gay

I don’t know what could possibly make you think this

[androidboy]

one more cuz i miss himmm

You date a mystery man a man of mystery

it’s true

[androidboy]

but like. do y’all see the height difference and broad chest and top button unbuttoned

[androidboy]

my boyfriend’s actually completely fine with me being public about it on here and i tell him that it’s because i like the privacy which is part of it but also i like being horny about him and i feel like i’d feel restrained

[androidboy]

Gotdam you're a cutie!

Thank uuuuu

[androidboy]

him for realsies

(and me on the right :) )

You date a mystery man a man of mystery

it’s true

[androidboy]

You date a mystery man a man of mystery

it’s true

[androidboy]

had a mild anxiety breakdown at work and had to close the shop to take a couple laps around the block and call my mom to rant at her and after we hung up my phone randomly started playing balia esta cumbia and not gonna lie i immediately felt like this

[androidboy]

pretty fucked up that it gets busy and i have to talk to customers when i’m sad and just want to lay my head on the counter and nap

[androidboy]

i’m real tired and kinda wanna go home and nap after work but also wanna go to a friend thing because they’re having a movie night