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So… I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender in Oregon is listed as X, or undeclared, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone(s) worked late to get the X passports done today.

I was already really grateful to whoever in the Seattle Passport Office worked late to get these things processed on the last Friday before That Man gets back into office... and then I got a notification that my passport shipped at fucking midnight Pacific and whoever got that shit out the door so it couldn't be picked up on Monday and like, denied and shredded?

They're my fucking hero.

[androidboy]

arms tied above head wins horniest arrangement at torturers' choice awards

[androidboy]

Donna: “James the cops are looking for you, we have to hide your half of Laura’s necklace!”

James:

[androidboy]

i’m hornyyyyyyyy

[androidboy]

Bix Archer (American, 1997) - Stomach Sleeper (2023)

[androidboy]

mugs by sissi.ceramics (3)

[androidboy]

[androidboy]

i really do love my boyfriend a lot

[androidboy]

things you might not know about the comics industry:

1) a lot of them are hot

2) a lot of them are queer

3) an upsetting amount of them are into football

[androidboy]

i ordered a red eye at my usual coffee shop yesterday and the owner gave me a muffin on the house then second day of ordering a red eye today he turns to his barista and he goes “make it a double”

[androidboy]

can i food influence real quick

[androidboy]

Do you think 27 is still young?

I think 70 is young if you know how to move through the world

[androidboy]

If you're seriously depressed and go about your day being brooding and melancholic as shit maybe you should put the mitski and hozier aside and put on some sir mix-a-lot for a change

[androidboy]

ive got such a pretty boyfriend

[androidboy]

aaaaa i’m having lots of feelings and thoughts and i don’t know where to put them down or if i should or idk there’s a lot swirling around

[androidboy]

the best part about dating a nerd is sometimes there will be a stretch of time where u don’t necessarily forget but it becomes background noise and then they do or say somethin and you’re like. i love you