#To quote lilo:

[doodle17]

I WANT TO SCREAM AND CRY INTO THE VOID

I WANT TO DIE

SOOOOO BADDDD

OKAY SO AT MY WORK WE WERE CLEANUNG THEATRES, AND ONE OF THE GUYS SAID THAT THERE WAS A SPILL ON ONE OF THE ROWS AND I NEEDED TO GET A MOP

SO I was like: "sure!" So I went to get the mop, but it was empty, no big deal, just needed to fill it up with cleaner. Anyways, that was a bit if a hassle because I didn't immediately remember what button to press for said cleaner. But I got it

I went to the theatre and as I checked all the rows, I couldn't for the life of me find any kind of spill anywhere! One of our DLs came in and helped me look for it but we found nothing, and my broom and dustpan were gone, and I assumed my team grabbed it for me when they moved to the next theatre.

The DL told me once I was done with the mop, to put it away and go home early because they were over-staffed. So as I was walking out I saw my team, andi asked them this...

"Hey, did you guys get my Broom and dustpan for me?"

"What?"

"From theatre 4? With the spill?"

"The spill wasn't in 4."

"... what"

"It was theatre 1..."

Y'all... I WANTED TO DROP DEAD RIGHT THERE

I WAS IN THE WRONG THEATRE AND I DIDNT DO ANYTHING AT ALL BECAUSE I WAS BEING A DUMBASS

HAAAAAAGHHHHHH I WANT TO SCREAM UNTIL MY THROAT BLEEDS I FEEL SO BAD AND STUPID AND IM SUCH AN IDIOTTTT

I WANT TO GET FIRED OR QUIT BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS TO HAPPEN TO MEEEE

[multifandomconfusion]

Charles, praying: I need someone who won’t run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.

Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*

[incorrectbatfam]

[after Jason returns from the League of Assassins]

Damian: Did you lose your job because of me?

Jason: Nah, the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Damian, quietly: I knew it.

[red-flare-art]

Commission finished for @legendary-defender-of-fandoms

This one was a lot of fun, I missed drawing the bug man. Also, I hadn't drawn much of musical Lydia before, so it was fun to draw her too.

NOT SHIP ART. BEETLEB*BES DNI

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

well it's definitely one way to get a girlfriend...

[twst-shenanigans]

Sly fur ball

You can’t sit here and tell me that Stitch didn’t know that he was making the boys jealous

Look at that smug smile 😂 He knows he’s adorable

Well it seems to have worked on Grimm. Our baby boy thinks he’s getting replaced 😂

[oliviadoe]

[bobbincosplays]

TOTK is actually just Link fighting Ganondorf for custody of the Giant Horse

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Don’t worry. Wanda likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Y/N, touching their hair: She thinks it’s fancy?

[this-is-krikkit]

atsushi: don't worry, dazai likes your butt and your fancy hair. i know, i've read his diary.

chuuya: i don't ca— wait, he thinks it's fancy?

[kaleidoscopedrawsjpg]

And again! Bwahaha I can’t be stopped!

[softersynths]

where's the hearth i can call a home? where are they waiting for me to come through the door? nowhere. nowhere.

[vivianthepigeon]

*Clay starts leaning on Branch*

Clay: “Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!”

Baby Branch: “No, it’s not!!”

Clay: “it is too Branch, the same thing happened yesterday.”

*Clay collapses onto Branch*

Baby Branch: “You rotten brother! Your butt is crushing me!”

Baby Branch: “Why do you act so weird?!”

*slams door on Clays head”

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Kili: I'm not scared! Bilbo: Well, I’m scared, and I’m not afraid to admit it. Bofur: You were admitting it before we left. Bilbo: Well… I’m not afraid to re-emphasize it.

[zootopiathingz]

Niffty: don’t worry, Charlie likes your butt and fancy hair! I know, I read her diary!

Alastor, touching his hair: she thinks it’s fancy?

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

imaging early charlie's struggles with newly not-as-much-of-a-murderer vaggie like-

Charlie: (shows of a doodle of vaggie) "This is you!"

Vaggie: "Okay?" (she drew FANART of me???)

Charlie: "And this red color-" (points to doodle) "-is you anger level."

Vaggie: "....all of me is in red."

Charlie: (contemplative) "Yes. It's unusually high, for someone of your size."

Vaggie: "Look. If this is about that demon from yesterday-"

Charlie: "It's about that demon from today."

Vaggie: "What, her? She bumped into you! On purpose!! She basically walked herself right onto my spear-"

Charlie: "You threw it at her head from across store!"

Vaggie: "And if it wasn't for her stupid, perfectly-timed sneeze-"

Charlie: "You're lucky she sneezed right then- she was giving you weird looks the whole time I was yanking the spear outta the wall and dragging you away!!"

Vaggie: "I could've taken her."

Charlie: "She was an overlord, Vaggie, and six feet taller than you."

Vaggie: "She'd've been a foot and half less taller with her head missing."

Charlie: "Okay."

Charlie: (drawing a new doodle of vaggie) "This is you ALIVE. THIS-" (taps doodle aggressively) "-is our long-term goal!"

Vaggie: ".....our?" (gay) (disbelieving)

Charlie: "..." (bi) (desperate)

Charlie: "...SO! WHO WANTS PIZZA!?"