#This is cringe but I like it

[triggerthreestrikes]

Ending E headcanon novelization type thing.

“Pod 153 to Pod 042, an unknown program is attempting to restore systems and purge corruption from YorHa units a2, 9s, and 2b. Unknown program please Identify.”

>Human, or at least I used to be. Former human Matthew Hale at your service.

“Impossible. Humanity marked as extinct”

>Yeah, they are. As far as I know I’m the last human consciousness left. Don’t even know how it happened.

“Pod 042 to Human consciousness, your attempts to repair these YorHa units are damaging yourself, please cease in order to preserve your life in accordance with YorHa protocol.”

>Last I checked, YorHa’s gone. These three are more human than I’ll ever be again anyhow. Pod, as the last known human alive, I declare all previous YorHa protocol null and void. Your new prime directive is- *DAMAGE SUSTAINED, CONSCIOUSNESS UPLOAD INTEGRITY 90%*

“Pod 153 to human Consciousness, you have sustained more damage, please-“

>Pod 153 and 042 are to cease attempts to dissuade humanity from saving YorHa Units a2, 9S and 2b!

“…understood. Pod 042 will comply.”

“Pod 153 will comply as well.”

*DAMAGE TO CONSCIOUSNESS SUSTAINED, INTEGRITY AT 86%*

Give up.

>Ah, you must be the logic virus that’s been trying to block me. Nice try, but you’ll find I’m rather persistent.

*DAMAGE TO CONSCIOUSNESS SUSTAINED, INTEGRITY AT 73%*

Accept defeat.

>Never.

*DAMAGE TO CONSCIOUSNESS SUSTAINED, INTEGRITY AT 68%*

*DAMAGE TO CONSCIOUSNESS SUSTAINED, INTEGRITY AT 52%*

Continuation is pointless.

>I emphatically disagree.

*DAMAGE TO CONSCIOUSNESS SUSTAINED, INTEGRITY AT 49%*

Admit these androids have no meaning.

>You. wish.

“Pod 153 and 042 to human consciousness, similar programs to yourself are offering aid, do you wish to accept their help?”

>Yeah, I could use the help.

*HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS DEVRIM_SADER HAS SUSTAINED TOO MUCH DAMAGE AND HAS BEEN DELETED*

>Almost there…

*HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS ALICE_WHITE HAS SUSTAINED TOO MUCH DAMAGE AND HAS BEEN DELETED*

*DAMAGE TO CONSCIOUSNESS SUSTAINED, INTEGRITY AT 36%*

*HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS YUNA_SETSUKO HAS SUSTAINED TOO MUCH DAMAGE AND HAS BEEN DELETED*

>Almost got it!

*HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS AKANDE_ENBANI HAS SUSTAINED TOO MUCH DAMAGE AND HAS BEEN DELETED*

*WARNING, CONSCIOUSNESS UPLOAD INTEGRITY AT 13%, SUSTAINABILITY IMPOSSIBLE, DELETION IMMINENT.*

>Finished. Just in time too. All traces of logic virus purged and memory banks are intact and ready for recovered black box data. Sending that now.

*CONSCIOUSNESS MATTHEW_HALE HAS SUSTAINED TOO MUCH DAMAGE AND HAS BEEN DELETED*

[redstonedust]

in general i dont think fandom tattoos are a bad idea but i think u need to at least give yourself like a two year buffer from the end of that piece of media before you commit. like if someone told me "yeah im obsessed with hazbin hotel rn so im gonna get a hazbin hotel tattoo" id be like woah okay maybe put a pin in that idea for later. but if someone told me "yeah i read homestuck in its prime and i still love it so im gonna get a homestuck tattoo" id be like well fair enough its been like eight years. if you still like it now you'll probably still have fond memories of it in 20 years. you do you.

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[kazodus]

came to me in a dream

[aropride]

i love cishets and their somewhat ugly pride merch that lets us know they're at least fairly safe to be around i'm serious. like genuinely being like 13 and seeing random adults at the store in black "love is love" shirts where every letter is a different pride flag and the whole thing clashes horribly was the most comforting thing.

[frenzyarts]

I'm not going to buy your art if you're going to reblog cringe.

This is one of the funniest asks I’ve ever gotten I don’t even know how to respond

You’re ON the cringe website. Do you also get mad when you open a book and words are inside

[reasonsforhope]

Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."

Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.

These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!

Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!

Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.

So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.

[greykolla-art]

“I’m a SHARK-” said Alastor the deer demon, “because it’s a good metaphor!’

(NO I will not do a part 2!💕)

[fruit-teeth]

Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

[righteousenjoymentofthunder]

just. dropping this here

[void-dude]

I’d love to see more of your “what if Tad Strange was canon and helped Stanley”, especially how it would change the turn of events with Bill since he thought everyone he knew was dead from the accident

Ok so you might not like this but it’s kinda part of my au called “ Shapes and Pines “

I got a comic in the works for the start of it and a BUNCH of drawings and doodles! I wanted to hold off on it until the comic is done but I’m weak! So here have some lore, jokes and doodles! I’m scared!

Most of these ARE jokes but uhm… idk if I’m gonna make them kiss but wouldn’t it be funny? A little? No?

Part 1 | Part 2

[la-pheacienne]

I'm reading the lord of the rings and I'm once again amazed at how... good most characters are. Like, they are genuinely good people. They are a bunch of kindhearted, gracious, caring people, coming together under adverse circumstances and trying to figure things out and find a solution and support each other through it all. Like Frodo and Sam meet Faramir and Faramir is a bit suspicious at first and kind of implies Frodo may be a spy, and then when he hears his story and he's like Frodo, I pressed you so hard at first. Forgive me! It was unwise in such an hour and place. And this blows.my.mind. He wasn't even particularly mean or threatening to him in the beginning, he's just such a kind, considerate man, recognizing the kindness and honesty of another man. And they're all like that. Even Gollum starts slowly changing (for a short while) when he encounters Frodo because that's the thing about kindness and humility and grace, they are contagious. They transform people, even a creature like Gollum cannot be immune to that. Like, you may consider all this simple and basic and I get it but, hear me out. It is quite rare to see that in modern media and it is also pretty difficult to pull off in a way that is not corny and simplistic. It is mind blowing that you actually don't have to present the entire palette of human cruelty and vice in order to tell a compelling story, contrary to popular belief. Lotr does the exact opposite, and it is just beautiful and it warms my heart. Especially taking into consideration tolkien's pretty grim growing-up experience, him being a double orphan without a home, raised between an orphanage and a priest and having no family apart from his brother and then the war and then he almost dies and then he's poor as hell and then a second war and it all makes sense somehow. He writes to his wife who is also an orphan two days before the marriage "the next few years will bring us joy and content and love and sweetness such as could not be if we hadn't first been two homeless children and had found one another after long waiting" and, yes, yes! The love and sweetness just radiate from his work, the entire lotr series is a little radiant bubble of hope and love and grace that he imagined in his head to deal with a dismal reality and then he just gave that to the world, and isn't that what imagination and art is all about after all?

[anna-scribbles]

last one i promise(<—lie)

[zfedraws]

Oh Tara, we’re really in it now….

[soranker]

my girlfriend

[rogueshadeaux]

“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?