#I can’t defend myself

[void-dude]

I’d love to see more of your “what if Tad Strange was canon and helped Stanley”, especially how it would change the turn of events with Bill since he thought everyone he knew was dead from the accident

Ok so you might not like this but it’s kinda part of my au called “ Shapes and Pines “

I got a comic in the works for the start of it and a BUNCH of drawings and doodles! I wanted to hold off on it until the comic is done but I’m weak! So here have some lore, jokes and doodles! I’m scared!

Most of these ARE jokes but uhm… idk if I’m gonna make them kiss but wouldn’t it be funny? A little? No?

Part 1 | Part 2

[wawataka]

i feel so stupid i’ve been listening to a song for so long and i thought it was about a long distance relationship b. BUT ITS ABOUT MINECRAFT STREAMERS

[plutosplanetarystatusismine]

I mean..,,. If school counts as work,,,,.,, yes

@eggcellentpufferfish @jamesdoesnotsxck and whomever

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[yantao-enthusiast]

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[ducktracy]

there are a lot of evil people in the world and a lot of darkness in the world and so it’s very important for me to stress that now more than ever is the time to spread kindness and compassion. combat the evil by not only not partaking in it, but actively refuting it. destroy the notion that being compassionate or generous or kind to someone is uncool or embarrassing or even scary. be the change you want to see. start a chain reaction. positivity only breeds more positivity. do an act of kindness for someone so that that person who is too afraid to do it themselves can see you, realize that they’re not alone, and perhaps sheepishly follow your example. and then the next person who is too afraid but sees that person can do the same. when bad news comes out about bad people or horrible atrocities in the world it’s such an easy impulse to despair, and obviously it’s important to feel what you need to feel. grieve. be angry. be sorrowful. be empathetic. but dust off your pants and get up and be a part of a chain reaction that, no matter how small the scale, and spread compassion and love and care. all the reasons why you might not—“it’s hard! it’s scary! people will make fun of me! it’s useless because there’s too much evil!” are all grade A arguments as to why you should. you have no idea how many people you could inspire to do the same. even if it doesn’t get you anyway far, you can at least say you have the nobility of trying. please choose love and please choose life. you are worth loving and you are worth inspiring others to love

[heynhay]

ok *klance in 2023*

[cupiidzbow]

cool down after work today so i wanted to doodle the actual queen of the world and my heart 🩵

[uh-ohspaghettio]

The spn brain rot has reached a point where I saw a video of a cat stuck in the leg of a pair of jeans and my first thought was this is so cas coded

[accio-victuuri]

WEI RUOLAI and SHEN TUNAN // War of Faith Episode 28 🤍

[saetoshi]

you don’t see chigiri when you step into your apartment.

it’s weird because he’s always there to greet you. it’s even weirder because the only thing that does let you know he’s in your apartment is the loud clang that comes from the kitchen.

there are a million possible scenarios running through your head as you rush to the kitchen. and somehow, seeing chigiri sitting on the floor, covered in flour, with a bowl covering his head wasn’t one of them.

you step closer to him, gently lifting the bowl off his head, a sigh of relief leaving your lips when you notice he’s fine. chigiri’s eyes snap to yours.

“hyo,” you breathe out, “what’s up with all the flour?”

he avers his gaze to the ground, fidgeting with the little frills of his apron. a small, teasing smile tugs at your lips when you realize he’s wearing the frilly apron you gave him as a gag gift.

he mutters something unintelligible.

“what’d you say, hyo?” you hum curiously, holding your hand out to help him up.

he shyly grabs your hand and stands up, tucking a strand of hair behind his ear. he points at the open book on the counter, “i said i was baking.”

he looks back at the flour on the floor, his hands nervously wringing the apron. he turns back to you when you start dusting him off.

“how’d you end up on the floor, anyway?” you gingerly dust his face.

he stares at you, embarrassment swimming in his eyes. “i tripped.”

you try—you really, really try to hold back the laughter bubbling in your chest. your lips press into a fine line. (it doesn’t do a very good job of hiding the way the corners of your lips unwillingly quirk up.)

“don’t laugh!” he cries, “i only ever tried baking because of you!”

you dramatically gasp, “what?”

“yeah!” he pouts, pointing at the baking cookbook on the counter, “if you hadn’t given me that this never would’ve happened.”

a huff of laughter slips past your lips. your shoulders start shaking with laughter when you recall his initial reaction to your other gag gift. ‘if the whole football thing never works out’, you’d joked while giving him the cookbook and the apron.

(you never thought he’d actually use them, but here he is, covered in flour and glaring at the book.)

“it’s not funny!” he whines, “the bowl hit my head really hard.”

you laugh harder, wiping tears off your eyes.

“stop laughing!” a smile blooms on his lips, “i could be seriously injured right now!”

“oh, please, you’ll be fine,” you grin, “the only thing that’s injured is your dignity.”

he huffs, puffing his cheeks out, “whatever.”

you brush away some leftover flour from his cheek before placing a quick peck against it. “i’m surprised you actually gave baking a try.”

“i wanted to bake some cookies for you,” he pouts. the tips of his ears turn red in embarrassment when you coo at him.

“chigiri hyoma,” you squish his cheeks, “you are adorable.”

he gently removes your hands from his face, lacing his fingers through yours. “this is like the fourth time i messed up the cookies.”

your brows raise in surprise. “how long have you been baking for?”

he scrunches up his nose, “i don’t know.”

your jaw drops, “what happened to the first three batches?”

“i burnt the first one,” he rubs the back of his neck, “the second one was pretty much raw.”

his face flushes, “and i added salt instead of sugar to the third one.”

you stare at him. he stares back.

“you need a break.” you look him up and down, “and a shower.”

“what i need is to get better,” he grumbles when you turn him around to untie his apron.

“you can get better after you clean yourself up,” you push him towards your bathroom.

“but the flour–”

“i’ll clean it up,” you usher him down the hall.

he turns his head to look at you, frowning, “the cookies–”

“hyoma.” you cut him off, “we can make more cookies after you get this flour off of you.”

he pouts, “promise?”

“i promise,” you smile, “besides, you’ll need to get better at baking if you want to have a backup plan in case the whole football thing fails.”

he laughs, the corners of his eyes crinkling, “wouldn’t that be nice?”

“we could even open up a bakery,” you grin, gently pushing him into the bathroom. “but, seriously, just take a shower. i hate seeing your hair covered in flour.”

“fine.” he rolls his eyes, “just don’t expect me to come out soon. i need to make sure i remove all the flour from my hair.”

true to his word, he takes at least an hour to come back out, his skin glowy.

“i’m ready to start working on the backup plan now.” he hums. “we’re gonna bake the tastiest cookies.”

(they’re not.)

(you really, truly, desperately hope the football thing never fails.)

[rarilight]

Found a blog that’s mostly fandom complaints and man, scrolling through it showed me I have a very bubbled experience of fandom bc of MLP and Homestuck

Most of the asks are complaining about there not being enough f/f or f/f being forced or if people keep forcing ships or if they aren’t forcing ships and it’s like

WEW 😬

I always knew f/f had it rough in other spaces but I didn’t realize it was that rough

Anyway

very happy to stay in my chill corner where we all live relatively drama and discourse free

[keter-class-anomaly]

More randy, surprise surprise

That one’s a sticker, if you want

Under the cut is a close up of the big one :]

Reblogs appreciated!

I did a lot of details on this one, because I realized he had little lines on his jacket sleeves, I never saw them before

[oorangesoda]

Still a WIP and not done by any means(aka I still need to make Shane HAIRIER), buuuuuuuuuut a good taste of the Halloween special to come >;)

[bambi-whispers]

i’m literally everyone’s carpet

[lenichque]

fyi, saying who tops and who bottoms in a fictional relationship based on the looks is extremely sexist and homophobic actually ❤️

don’t even try to start it, bub. i didn’t give any ground to my preferences in the previous post, apart from the obvious joke in the tags.

i prefer charles bottoming just because it makes my brain go brrrrrrrr more than if was the other way round. and that’s it, no other reason. i don’t really care if it's banal or boring or too cliche. like i said, i don’t mind charles topping but i don’t engage with this type of content because it’s not for me, it doesn’t make my brain go brrrrr, you see?

they’re not real people and i don’t think having any opinions on their sex life is wrong in any way. that’s all and i won’t be answering any asks about this topic any further ❤️

[sodacrisps]

will you be sharing with the class the snatcher content?

Maybe…

Why ?

You interested?

Don’t know why it’s so crispy gonna try to fix it later