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some idiot on the internet: what kind of pretentious fuck takes a book to the bar. do you think you’re better than us. go home pick me

person who has fully zoned out the outside world, taking a shot without taking their eyes off the pages: holy FUCK these narrative parallels are going to HAUNT ME FOREVER i can’t WAIT

personally idgaf if someone brings a book out in public to like a bar or whatever bc that means they love that book so much or they need to know what happens next so bad that they have to take it with them and read as they live life. and also idgaf about what other people do as long as it’s not hurting anyone. like a normal person

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personally idgaf if someone brings a book out in public to like a bar or whatever bc that means they love that book so much or they need to know what happens next so bad that they have to take it with them and read as they live life. and also idgaf about what other people do as long as it’s not hurting anyone. like a normal person

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I HATE GAY PEOPLE BRUH BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAN WHAT IS THIS I HATE YOU I’M GONNA CRY

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reading thru tbhk volume four makes me SICK these fuckers are IN LOVE I HATE THIS STUPID DOOMED NARRATIVE

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he has to be silly at least once every minute otherwise he will die

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Lottie as the Oracle of Delphi, inspired by Fey Fire’s Yellowjackets mythology iceberg on youtube

I fell like i’m on the verge of artistic burn out because of the school project, I had to take a break and make something purely for myself. I’m rewatching yellowjackets with @sweetsmile4 and I realised i’ve never made proper fanart of it and I love the show?? I had so much fun drawing it so I also included a speedpaint :>

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Here's your daily reminder to click for Palestine!!!

U.S. residents, take 5 minutes and use this link to pressure your members of Congress to stop sending weapons to the Israeli military!!

(Letter variants you can copy/paste under the cut!!)

Original letter written by Jewish Voice for Peace:

I am writing as your constituent to ask that you do everything in your power to press the Biden administration to suspend all weapons shipments to the Israeli military, and oppose all future military funding to Israel. The Israeli government has vowed to push forward with a large-scale military operation in Rafah, even though President Biden has repeatedly said such an operation would be a "red line." On May 7, the Israeli military seized the Rafah border crossing, a crucial passage for humanitarian aid, and ordered 100,000 Palestinians in eastern Rafah to evacuate. The 1.3 million displaced Palestinians sheltering in Rafah will have nowhere to flee should a full invasion commence. Millions of Palestinian lives now hang in the balance. I urge you to do everything in your power to stop this unfolding catastrophe before it's too late. Thank you.

Slight variations I created (so that emails don't get marked as spam for being identical to each other)

Variation 1:

I'm writing to you as your constituent to ask you to do everything you can to pressure the Biden administration into suspending all weapons shipments to the Israeli military and opposing any and all future military funding to Israel! The Israeli government is pushing forward with a large-scale military operation in Rafah. President Biden has repeatedly said such an operation would be a "red line," yet his administration is still supporting this operation. On May 7th 2024, the Israeli military seized the Rafah border crossing, a crucial passage for humanitarian aid, and forced 100,000 Palestinians in eastern Rafah to abandon their homes. 1.3 million Palestinians have been displaced. Those sheltering in Rafah have nowhere to flee during a full invasion. Millions of Palestinian lives now hang in the balance. Their fate lies in the hands on Congress, in your hands. I urge you to do everything in your power to stop this unfolding catastrophe before it's too late. Thank you.

Variation 2:

I'm writing you today to ask that you do everything in your power to convince the Biden administration to stop funding Israel. We have to telk them to stop all shipments of weapons to the Israeli military and oppose all future military funding to Israel. The Israeli government has vowed to push forward with a large-scale military operation in Rafah... President Biden made it clear that such an operation would be a "red line," and yet he continues to fund them. On May 7th of this year, the Israeli military seized the Rafah border crossing, a crucial passage for humanitarian aid, and forced 100,000 Palestinians to flee their own home of Eastern Rafah. Should a full invasion commence, 1.3 million displaced Palestinians sheltering in Rafah will have nowhere safe to go. Millions of Palestinian lives now hang in the balance. I am begging you now, as your constituent, to do everything in your power to stop this unfolding catastrophe before it's too late... Thank you

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fruitcake kinda the christmas ep ever if you think about it. like here's a christmas remix of my hit song that's somehow even more unhinged in christmas font. btw if you don't treat me right i know this hot dilf named santa claus that will treat me way better. wait baby please don't cheat on me with santa i know you better than he ever will and he literally eats all the cookies while i make you the cookies baby please don't leave me :( hey what if i spent so many christmases with you that i still try to live through them in my memories, in your posts, through her red lipstick i smear onto my own quivering lips. i hate this stupid season and fruitcake and love and santa claus and any couple i see in my sights will be kindle for my fire because i'm god's favorite and this shouldn't be happening to me. here's a cunty cover of white christmas oh wait plot twist jingle bells

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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why his plumbob in his chest

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don’t remind me bitch i’m still grieving

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Moooola!

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girl where the hell did scaramouche come from why is this girl worshipping him out of nowhere what

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okay so. what was the reason. what was the reason mihoyo

if dunyarzad isn't gonna die before the end of this archon quest why the hell did they make her an npc because why is so much gay tension happening between her and dehya rn

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oh dunyarzad i'm so sorry you're doomed by the narrative

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homosexual activities include:

-getting close to someone just to be the villain all along

-invading personal space

-inciting visions in them to give them something to fight for

-being in the same friend group but not really talk to each other then being irreversibly bonded together by an Event

-wearing an item of the deceased

-mutual obsession with the person you swear you hate

-two people living together and no one else

-trying to be like a specific someone in every possible way

etc etc

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i haven't progressed much further but just so you all know i will be drawing dunyarzad as a playable character because I'M offended and this needs to be righted in my mind

if dunyarzad isn't gonna die before the end of this archon quest why the hell did they make her an npc because why is so much gay tension happening between her and dehya rn