#but this explanation is funnier

[valtsv]

i didn't realize that i had intrusive thoughts for years because i used to help my dad out with the gardening as a kid and i'd have this recurring mental image of taking one of the heavy metal shovels we'd fetched from the shed and hitting him over the head with it as hard as possible but i thought that was just a normal way to feel about your dad

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[casscainmainly]

The Feelings About Dick Grayson Alignment Chart

Open to change.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 29

Dont get him wrong, Danny had some big feelings about finding out his mom had cheated on his dad. He had even bigger feeling about the divorce and the whole shipping him off to live with his bio dad.

He wasn't going to lie. The new school was actually really nice and he had made friends quickly, though at first it was tough to weed out the ones who just wanted to get close to the Wayne family name and not him as a person. He didn't get to chat with Tucker and Sam a whole lot due to thier schedules but he and Jazz always made time for eachother.

His life had surprisingly taken a massive upturn. Vlad had been arrested soon after Danny warned the Waynes about him, making Danny believe either his dad it felt wierd calling him that but da-Jack made it perfectly clear he should never call him that was Batmans sugar daddy or somthing or maybe the Waynes got kidnapped so much that the bats bugged the whole place. Danny hoped not, he had done a whole karaoke thing with Jazz during thier video call the other night and he really didn't want anyone to hear thier shared cat screeching.

Jazz was super happy to learn Danny had joined the Volleyball team and Astronomy club. He used to play Volleyball in middle school and played defense a lot. He was even the best on the team but he stopped playing after one too many times of his parents forgetting to show up or causing a ruckus whenever they thought a ghost was nearby.

But it was better now

The portals were shut down by the bats. The GIW where expertly obliterated from existence. His parents are getting court mandated mental help. There are no more ghosts. No more ghost hunters.

And no need for Phantom

Danny doesn't think he's ever felt this free. He could go out to eat with friends with his way too big allowance that his...dad gives him and he didn't have to worry about having to ditch them to go fight a bad guy. He could eat dinner with a family who was a little awkward but surprisingly open to him and the food was delicious and didn't attack him. He could actually sleep at night and feel safe doing it. His siblings liked spending time with him and getting to learn anout him and thier "bonus sister" Jazz.

He had no reason to use his powers.

Until the grandfather clock he was walking past swung open like a door and he locked eyes with Nightwing coming out of it. They just stared at eachother before Danny just said, "I don't want to know which one your dating. Just know I have a bat and im willing to use it in the most ungodly of ways." And walked back to his room.

He wouldn't be a superhero, but he was willing to be a supervillian to protect his new family. Or in this case make sure Nightwing, a rumored playboy, knew better than to go breaking hearts in this household.

[cobbbvanth]

dave filoni is actually so funny for dedicating a whole season to maybe explaining "somehow palpatine returned" only for it to not go anywhere. they spent all of season 3 telling us that omega is so important to hemlock's research and project necromancer. they teased a force sensitive clone and experimented with the zillo beast. they name dropped midiclorians for the first time in 25 years. and it meant nothing agsbdks. sure, we can infer that it was proof of concept for clone palpatine but in no way do they tell us what or when or how or why. they just blow up the lab. none of the research was salvageable. tarkin says rip hemlock sucks to suck and gives the order to redirect all funding to building the death star. filoni said you will NOT catch me cleaning up the mess of the sequels. it's so iconic

[mayasaura]

To be clear, I do ship Marcille and Falin!! I just ship them as.... complicated, you know? They have dyke drama. Marcille is deluding herself that Falin hasn't grown up and she's not going to age, and she's not going to die no matter what Marcille does, and Marcille isn't going to have to live most of her life having lost her. Meanwhile poor Falin would like a step by step written explanation of how to convince her very good elf friend that she is an adult, and has some potentially adult feelings about getting wet and naked and crawling into bed together

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

[ingravinoveritas]

David and his fabulously pink nails at the opening night of Mean Girls at the Savoy Theatre tonight.

[sskk-manifesto]

Why did he have to do this. Atsushi wasn't even there

[braisedhoney]

Gaster but he says “oya oya”. Trust me on this.

is this it. is this what you wanted from me.

[pianokantzart]

Guys, I think I found out why King Boo ups the ante so much in Luigi's Mansion 3

[monkayy]

As expected, none of normal's friends wanted to help with the valentine's themed one

[billford-dump]

Red String of Fate AU

Most humans can't see them, it's usually witches and oracles who can. Ford doesn't have one, which isn't particularly unusual since not everyone has a soulmate, or they have a different kind of soulmate. Bill is like that too.

Fast forward, Bill dies, comes back as a human.

And the first time he looks at his hands he has to do a double-take because there's a string tied around his finger. And he looks at Ford and now FORD has a string too.

The reason Bill never had a string before is because they were in different dimensions and Bill didn't have an actual body made of matter instead of energy until recently.

Bill… he tries to remove it. Being close to people scares him, and he doesn't want it, at least at first.

He tries scissors. Enchanted scissors. Fire. Magical fire. Biting it. Scissors again. Untying it. Slipping it off his finger. Cutting off his finger (Stan stopped him). Cutting off his hand (that time Ford stopped him).

None of it works.

Ford is understandably concerned when he wakes up in the middle of the night on the cot in the basement to the sound of something moving around in his lab, and finds Bill with a surgical saw preparing to self-amputate. By then Bill is panicking. Nothing is working, he is permanently bound to Ford. And it's not that he dislikes Ford, not at all! He'd even say he's fond of the guy. But that string implies commitment, implies caring about someone else, implies Ford caring about him too. It scares him, and he wants it gone.

So when Ford confronts him, demands an explanation, Bill breaks.

He's so stressed and tired and anxious, this shitty human body won't let him calm down properly, he's been on the verge of a panic attack all day and Ford asking what's going on is the straw that broke the camels back.

Ford is even more concerned when Bill starts crying, collapsing into Ford's arms and holding on tight. He just. Can't. Can't deal with the chemicals in his brain and the fear and everything that's happened, and physical contact is a convenient little biological hack to make a body calm down. (That's what's he tells himself anyways) Bill tells him about the strings, that they're connected, bound, and he can't break them. He says it like an apology.

And then like, fluff happens idk.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

elias really tried to "noo don't go into the unknowing you're so sexy aha" tim and i don't think we talk about that enough.

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

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