#poor nightwing

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 29

Dont get him wrong, Danny had some big feelings about finding out his mom had cheated on his dad. He had even bigger feeling about the divorce and the whole shipping him off to live with his bio dad.

He wasn't going to lie. The new school was actually really nice and he had made friends quickly, though at first it was tough to weed out the ones who just wanted to get close to the Wayne family name and not him as a person. He didn't get to chat with Tucker and Sam a whole lot due to thier schedules but he and Jazz always made time for eachother.

His life had surprisingly taken a massive upturn. Vlad had been arrested soon after Danny warned the Waynes about him, making Danny believe either his dad it felt wierd calling him that but da-Jack made it perfectly clear he should never call him that was Batmans sugar daddy or somthing or maybe the Waynes got kidnapped so much that the bats bugged the whole place. Danny hoped not, he had done a whole karaoke thing with Jazz during thier video call the other night and he really didn't want anyone to hear thier shared cat screeching.

Jazz was super happy to learn Danny had joined the Volleyball team and Astronomy club. He used to play Volleyball in middle school and played defense a lot. He was even the best on the team but he stopped playing after one too many times of his parents forgetting to show up or causing a ruckus whenever they thought a ghost was nearby.

But it was better now

The portals were shut down by the bats. The GIW where expertly obliterated from existence. His parents are getting court mandated mental help. There are no more ghosts. No more ghost hunters.

And no need for Phantom

Danny doesn't think he's ever felt this free. He could go out to eat with friends with his way too big allowance that his...dad gives him and he didn't have to worry about having to ditch them to go fight a bad guy. He could eat dinner with a family who was a little awkward but surprisingly open to him and the food was delicious and didn't attack him. He could actually sleep at night and feel safe doing it. His siblings liked spending time with him and getting to learn anout him and thier "bonus sister" Jazz.

He had no reason to use his powers.

Until the grandfather clock he was walking past swung open like a door and he locked eyes with Nightwing coming out of it. They just stared at eachother before Danny just said, "I don't want to know which one your dating. Just know I have a bat and im willing to use it in the most ungodly of ways." And walked back to his room.

He wouldn't be a superhero, but he was willing to be a supervillian to protect his new family. Or in this case make sure Nightwing, a rumored playboy, knew better than to go breaking hearts in this household.

[gothamite-rambler]

Nightwing: What are we going to do with all these cats? No, you can't keep them!

Nightwing pointed at Robin (Damian) while saying the last statement.

Robin (pouting, dejected): Aww.

Nightwing (pointing to Red Hood): And you can't keep them either!

Red Hood (holding an orange cat like a baby): Come on, I like cats. They're so cute and fluffy and loveable and indifferent. You're such a dog person.

Nightwing: That may be true, but I'm still right that we can't keep fifty cats! And if Batman is thinking about giving some to Selina that's not happening either!

Batman (putting a black cat back on the ground): Are you shitting me! I have to get her something!

Nightwing sighed, but then groaned at something weighing on his back.

Nightwing: Orphan, please get off me. The cats aren't going to attack.

Orphan (piggybacking on Nightwing): I don't trust it.

[hashtagonlyingotham]

I was going home and someone tried to steal my purse, but Nightwing stopped them except i was stressed and i panicked and i punched him and i think im going to die from embarassment #onlyingotham #imsosorrynightwingijustpanicked

Red Hood and Red Robin did say i had made their night though, so, maybe worth it

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[anaxxkin]

It's always Dick bro 😭

[frownyalfred]

okay but consider the hilarity of Dick Grayson actually making a name for himself as a REALLY good detective over in Blüdhaven, the Gotham tabloids catching wind of it, and printing a whole story about how Dick “…clearly doesn’t get it from his father!”

his father being Bruce Wayne, known in certain circles as the world’s greatest detective. like imagine the dinner table conversation after that story drops.

[reebmiester]

apparently “and yet you're bi yourself” is not an appropriate response

[myshipsbesailing]

Tim : Who is this?

Dick , holding Damian in a tight grip knowing full well he will jump Tim as soon as he lets go : Our New Brother

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason wants drinking buddies so bad

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Inspired by Burning Ashes - The Rise of a Phoenix (by Dreaming_Writer)

Jason Feniks was born August 16, almost one and a half years after Jason Peter Todd-Wayne died.

And he remembered everything.

[kettlefire]

Not so Different. (DcxDp)

The stunned silence was louder than the rest of the gala had been. Every single pair of eyes were wide with shock, fear, and even concern. The last sound to have left the patrons was scattered gasps at the reveal.

It was meant to be simple. A new up and coming technological company had put all their savings into this. A huge gala to show of the reason the world needed their technology. Needed their help.

No one believed it. Truly, who could have? A large group of men and women dressed purely in white suits, spouting about the threats of ghosts. It was insane and impossible.

Many of the big names that attended today only came for publicity. The notoriety that came with having been there when this company crashed and burned in one night.

It's the only reason Bruce Wayne was even among the crowd. Accompanied by Oliver Queen and his own son, Dick Grayson. As much as Bruce hadn't wanted to be here, he knew his reputation was important to keep up.

That was until two agents stepped out onto a stage they had at the back of the large room. A thick curtain had kept the sight behind it completely hidden from the patrons. Until the moment was right. That was when the thick curtain had suddenly been ripped back, as a third man took a microphone and began to explain.

But his words fell on deaf ears. Especially for the three secret vigilantes in the crowd. Not a single person could tear their gaze away from the cage that now stood in full view.

It wasn't the cage that had everyone enraptured. No, it was the glowing creature curled up in the center of it. No, not a creature. It was a boy. Still baby faced and youthful. Too young to be in a cage.

A high-tech muzzle was securely wrapped tightly against the boy's mouth. His knees pulled tight to his chest, one arm wrapped around them. His other hand pressed tight against the muzzle, seeming to almost be trying to keep it in place.

The boy's toxic green eyes were wide, filled with a clear intensity of pain and terror. There were old tear stains on his cheeks, quickly being replenished with fresh tears. His messy, bright white hair fell into his face. The boy looked both like he wanted to look away, but also like he couldn't. Like he couldn't risk not seeing the threat coming.

It didn't take a genius to see the boy was in pain. Human or not, this went beyond inhumane treat. Making minds racing with thoughts of what else these people had done to the poor boy.

Bruce knew in this moment that this company had just caught the attention of Batman. Based on the look in Oliver's eyes, they also just collected the wrath of the Justice League as well. Bruce hadn't even needed to look at Dick to know he was on the same page.

It went unnoticed by any other patrons. All the focus was glued on the stage, on the lecture and caged boy. No one noticed when Bruce Wayne slipped his phone of his pocket. When he hit a singular speed dial as he turned away from the show. He brought his phone to his ear as he silently signaled his trusted allies to keep an eye on it.

[potatounicoorn]

Dick Grayson - Ruining non-human heroes perspective of humans since 1964

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

One of the many benefits of Tumblr is that I don’t have to wade through the tags of people trying to censor Dick Grayson’s name

[gothamite-rambler]

Dick (hopeful): Should I change my suit back to the first one?

Jason (closing his book, raising an eyebrow): You want to what?

Dick: Change it back to the original, with the cool collar and v-neck... I miss those days.

Jason slowly started laughing, unable to contain himself as the others in the living room tried not to think about those days.

Barbara: Dickwad—

Dick (cutting her off): Stop calling me that.

Barbara (smirking): Nope, Dickwad. You know how Power Girl has that giant cleavage window?

Dick: Yes.

Barbara: And you agree that’s a giant non-protective spot?

Dick (protesting): Yes... but this is not the same!

Cass (grinning): It’s worse.

Jason laughed even harder, covering his mouth, while Stephanie joined in, much to Dick’s annoyance.

Dick (defensively): Why can't I show off my body?

Barbara (leaning back, raising her voice): YOU WEAR A SKIN-TIGHT BODY SUIT! A FULLY COVERING SKIN-TIGHT BODY SUIT!

Dick (gesturing emphatically): What about the collar?

Stephanie (sitting on the floor, her laughter turning into light snorts): If you wear that, you’ll get laughed at by every villain and crook you meet. Don’t… don’t be that guy.

Tim (nodding seriously): I feel like we all agree: do not go back to the deep v-neck and popped collar!

Dick (crossing his arms, pouting): Fine! You people suck!

With that, Dick stomped off as the group continued laughing, still amused while mocking the old outfit.

[erinwantstowrite]

« dick is a playboy » no he is not if you want one you have bruce right here

REAL! he says so many times that he's not a fan of hookup culture and that he's a very monogamous person. they think because he's pretty and other people have an attraction to him, that it makes him a player?? and don't even get me started on how the fandom treats him a lot of the time. in that one art i made a few months ago, that was directly referencing this very thing about his character, someone complained that i needed to take the bandages off his chest. like guess what babe you missed the entire point

[frownyalfred]

The kids talking ab how hal is a pilot and Clark is like I can literally fly

Dick, turning to Clark with a puzzled look: “…that’s cool! isn’t that cool, Jay?”

Jason, not willing to play dumb like Dick: “Bruce likes planes though. That’s why he and Hal were talking ab—”

Dick, quickly: “Bruce likes a lot of things.”

Clark, suddenly crestfallen: “He likes planes.”

[windybluebelles]

The JL has to get involved with DeathStroke for whatever reason, and all the old Titans outright refuse to let any of the kid hero’s work on this case.

The kids are outraged,

“Why can’t we help?”

“We’re trained!”

“Do you not trust us?”

And the Titans just have to be like,

“No, no! We trust you guys! Of course we do, it’s just that that guys a pedophile.”

Dead silence.

Remember, the titans in this are no older than late twenties. Their mentors know for a fact that they went up against Slade when they were teenagers, there’s not many ways that the Titans could know with this much certainty that he is a nonce without the JL also knowing.

The adults just kinda look at their kids in horror, the Titans realise that they never really told anyone but eachother to avoid deathstroke. In an attempt to be reassuring they tell them,

“Don’t worry! He’s only really into kids in capes”

As in, he’s only into kids that are hero’s or villains.

Shockingly not very reassuring when they were child superheros.

In another attempt to reassure them, someone else pipes up-

“It’s only really kids with dark hair and shorts!”

Nightwing and Raven both kick that guy as they realise what they just said.

Another person (God they should really just leave it as it is) decides to tell the heros,

“No! He was also into Terra! She’s blonde”

Batman is just kinda stood in shock cause, oh my god, that man has been near all of his kids.

This is almost definitely really inaccurate but I just wanted my thoughts out here.

Really really really OOC characters, sorry gang