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i never liked him in the movies but seeing ben affleck looking like the world is not worth it after dropping a doughnut i now understand why he was cast as batman

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The absolute universe is everything I wished DC would do with Wildstorm. Absolute WW was my fav of the three.

Guys, I was so wrong to make fun of batbrick

I'm so gassed up for a DC story. its been so long :disintegrate:

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Absolute

This comic was so good…

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Save me 6'5 Diana... save me

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[Click for better picture quality/closer look]

Almost forgot to share her here, silly me (I’m hoarding her fck off)

Other Diana design here

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Absolute Wonder Woman

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i’m really liking absolute wonder woman so far

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ooooooo you wanna read absolute wonder woman soooooo bad

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I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.

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“read the comic runs in order!”

“you havent read ____??”

brother i walk over to the nearest library, go to the comic section, and let god guide my hands to the chosen ones.

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Dick: I think that I might have some mild trauma.

Batfam: you THINK?!?

Justice League and Young Justice: MIGHT have?!?

Titans: MILD?!?!?

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"Batman is so unrealistic, why does he have shark repellent spray haha--" maybe he just has a canister of a substance on his belt that's so strong, it's banned in several countries and as it turns out, sharks don't like getting face-blasted with the marine equivalent of bear spray on steroids any more than humans do. you're telling me Batman is carrying a single-use item like that on his belt? Heck no. He's using that shit on sharks, on people, on random aliens who try to grab him during JL negotiations, and anyone else he thinks it'll work on. He even used it on himself once to get Joker gas out of his eyes and respiratory system. Superman is never 100% sure if he should say something about it to him or not. The Robins/Ex-Robins like to play Russian Roulette with Bruce's used-up canisters when they're bored. But yes -- it does work on sharks. He modified the nozzle so it can be used underwater.

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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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i do find it sooo funny seeing posts trying to defend dick against the 'sweet angel baby teacher's pet wouldn't harm a fly defends bruce always' characterisation but in doing so they swing way too hard the opposite way so it just ends up sounding like "he's an ASSHOLE he's been out for BLOOD since he was a CHILD he was BORN EVIL"

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my beautiful horse girls

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I'm frustrated that there's no more young justice so I made my own one-shot :)