#why did i write all of this DO U SEE WHAT I MEANN my head is in my hands rn

[soranker]

my girlfriend

[yourfellowspacecoconut]

Normal ask meme Nothing odd here, just some normal asks. 1. Where did you hide the body? I’m not telling you

2. Favorite rock? Earl

3. Worst dream you ever had? Every one

4. Answer this with a lyric from the first song that comes to your mind Dang-dang-diggity dang a dang

5. Does blood make you uncomfortable? Yes

6. Even numbers or Odd numbers? ABdicbaob evens

7. Something you hate that you love? Drawing

8. The first initial of someone you hate? J

9. Make up an Acrostic for the word “Exsanguinate” Eggs br> X-ray Sunflowers> And find Nothing but Great Unicycles made for Ice cream and Nutrition Also Tabatha is in love with Earl

10. Do you enjoy corndogs? Yes very much I agreee

11. Favorite movie from the year 2005? KRONK’S NEW GROOVE???

12. Least favorite music genre? country

13. Have any terrible restaurant experiences? Talking

14. Three things that you would never want to come near you? Arms Crustaceans Armed crustaceans 15. What is the worst way for you to die? (In your opinion) crustacean atTACK

16. any unsual habits? CUTTING MY FINGERS WHILST I DRAWS?

17. One emoji that you probably have never used? 🌚

18. Write a three sentence horror story about a gatorade bottle. It sprouted legs

19. Do you know what old bay is? Seasoning???

20. Can you dance? What is dance

21. What first comes to mind when you see rope? That is a rope

22. Make an obscure reference I’m a total trash mammal

23. What is your favorite color for a balloon? Light blue

24. If you were ever to got court, would you most likely be innocent or guilty? Yes

25. Are you hungry? Yes

26. Do you have an unlucky number? 7?

27. What does “JMD” stand for? Just make dollars

28. Random Inside joke? What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They’re al gone!

29. What sends chills up your spine? DYING

30. How many questions are currently in your inbox? like 12

31. Someone (real) who scares you? Myself

32. Run or Hide? Both

33. Who is the last person who made you angry? Myself

34. What’s going on in your head? You don’t want to know

35. One little thing that makes you smile? COCONUTS

36. Are you a decisive person? sureee

37. Would people describe you as a paranoid person? Sureeeeeee

38. What store would you be the least likely to be found in? Ummm costco?

39. Do you like hats? If so, what’s your favorite type? Yes and the ones worn in the 1920s

40. Bowties or Ties? Bow ties

41. Who? You

42. What? Don’t ask me

43. Where? The sky

44. When? About 10 to 4

45. Why? Heck if I know

46. How? Why not

47. Do you collect anything? Post it notes (???)

48. What time is it? 7:46 pm

49. Favorite mode of transportation? Bicycle

50. Would you ever kill someone to save someone else? Yes

51. Make a joke What do you call a cow that has be knighted by the queen? Sir loin

52. .eserver ni gnihtemos etirW !gnad a gnad ytiggid gnad gnaD

53. Would your dash be considered SFW? What does that meann

54. Do you like to cuddle? WHAT THE HECK?

55. What makes you angry? EVERYTHIBG

56. How many voices are in your head? LIKE 12

57. Do you consider yourself mentally stable? Nope nope NOPE

58. Are you easily offended? EH

59. What’s wrong with taking the backstreets? we don’t talk about backstreets here

60. Any questions you want people to ask you? No shoo, off with them