#This could be an incorrect quote probably

[tcw-incorrect-quotes]

Cody: I wonder who’s ruining my life.  Cody: *looks in the mirror*  Cody: So we meet again.

[adlers-left-hand-dude]

Black ops 6 incorrect quote but not really

Adler:so what's the plan?

Woods:case will make a distraction while we sneak in

Adler:how are they going to do that?

Woods: they'll probably just mess with the lights or somethi-BOOM

case in the background running away from a car explosion and multiple cars with alarms going off.

Adler:or they could do that

Woods:yep that works as well

[buthearmeouttho]

my internet history is a dangerous place but anyway you can live without six of your ribs.

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're on Gothamtwt

just gothamite things

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[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

[wakkoroni]

Batfam Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: pt 20!

Tim, getting ready for patrol: I bet you can’t go through the entire patrol walking on your hands

Dick: probably not… I can try though

Bruce, sighing: Tim, why would you do that? You know Dick can’t back down from a challenge

Tim, shrugging: things were getting boring around here. I had to spice things up somehow

—

Throughout patrol

Riddler: Riddle me this- wtf are you doing?

Nightwing: 🤸‍♀️

[ratcandy]

had a conversation with my mom and now i'm curious

If unsure, go grab yourself a pencil and compare to these examples:

"Correct" ways to hold a pencil:

(if you didn't know there were names for these, yea I had no idea either until I started looking stuff up lmao)

"Wrong" ways to hold a pencil:

I'm mostly curious as someone who has always held her pencil wrong. No matter what teachers/my mom ever did to try and teach me (pencil grips, elastic bands, etc) it just never worked. I wanna know how universal this experience is hdKJH

(rb for sample size, etc etc, the usual)

[cod-dump]

*on a mission after Christmas*

Alex: Hey, Price. Do you have any normal peppermint candy canes instead of these fruity ones?

Price: Nope, can’t risk it. Ghost likes to sharpen them into shivs and stab people who need to “Cheer the fuck up”. I’ve learned he won’t do that with these because he doesn’t like the taste

Alex:

Alex: Seriously?

Price: Let me tell you, Keller. With enough force, they do break skin. It fucking hurts

Alex: Oh my god… and I have to share a room with him

[lady-stardust-incarnate]

sirius: stupid people infuriate me so much

remus: that's rich coming from you

sirius: don't you dare underestimate my ability to infuriate myself

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Alastor: Did it hurt?

Lucifer: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from heaven.

Alastor: Noooooo

Lucifer: *raises eyebrow*

Alastor: *grins wider* Did it hurt when you fell for me?

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Nicky: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place!

Neil: You people already know too much about me.

Nicky: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Liu Qingge: One of your dislocated kids broke in and stole our practice swords!

Shen Jiu: Alright, tell me which one of my disciples it was so I know who’s allowance to raise.

[fireyhotsupertalia]

Alastor: How does one turn their emotions off?

Vox: ok well first you go to settings…

Vox: Oh, I’m a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis at first

Alastor: no I’m still willing to try this, go ahead, I’m in setting, what do I do next?

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Kremy: what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy

[alienoresimagines]

Bucky: So you like cats? Buck: Yeah Bucky: *Slowly pushes a glass off the table while holding eye contact*

[thattheater-kid]

Ford at college: I bought pepper spray at the bookstore.

Stan: I didn’t know they had that at the bookstore. How much was it?

Ford: Twelve dollars.

Stan: When you run out you should refill it with piss.

Ford:

Stan: Pisser spray.