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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Billy: Y/N, why are you naked?

Y/N: I don’t have any clothes!

Billy: Sure you do! [opens closet] You have pants, shirts, socks, hi Rio, shoes…

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx, about Caitlyn: She's trying to take you.

Vi: On a date?

Jonx: With a gun bitch!!

[mackerel22]

*some years later*

Dazai: Atsushi, Akutagawa...

Atsushi and Akutagawa: Yes, Dazai.

Dazai: About the rumour...

Atsushi, Akutagawa: What rumour?

Dazai: Poetry.

Atsushi, Akutagawa:

Dazai: It's not what everybody thinks it is.

Akutagawa: I'm afraid explaining any further while in your partner's bed will only make matters worse, Mrs. Nakahara.

Dazai: Did you just call me Mrs. Nakahara?

Atsushi: It's best if you get used to it sooner than later.

Dazai:

Akutagawa, opening a door he shouldn't have opened: Dazai, Chuuya?

Dazai and Chuuya shocked, as their kissing session just got disturbed: Akutagawa?

Akutagawa, concerned: Is everything alright?

Dazai: It's perfectly fine.

Dazai: Chibi, tell him what we're doing.

Chuuya: We...

Chuuya: I'm teaching him some poetry.

Akutagawa: Poetry?

Dazai:

Dazai: Yes, I love poetry.

Akutagawa:

Chuuya: I'm surprised as you are. He can't get enough of it.

Akutagawa: I'll leave you to do your poetry then...

Akutagawa: *closes the door, regretting all his life decisions*

[danganronpafakes]

Nagito: Getting murdered but it's so traumatic, I repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy.

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[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Rei: My dad taught me not to rely on any man. Rei: Including him.

[incorrectjokerout]

Kris:Do you take constructive criticism?

Jure:No,only cash or credit.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Roman: how do some people stay in their house ALL day?!

Virgil: all my stuff is there and I don't like people

[ladymiraclewings]

Alya Cesaire: Let’s stop using the term ‘butthurt.’ We’re not twelve anymore. Nino Lahiffe: You sound fannytroubled. Marinette Dupain Cheng: A little bootybothered if you ask me. Adrien Agreste: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Sausage, to False: Why are your plans always so complicated? You’re like Wile E. Coyote if he knew engineering.

[imineffible]

Somebody: I think I'm falling for you

Alastor: Get up.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: When we were at the airport one time, the guy at the check-in reminded us that we weren't allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane. So I said, "Oh, looks like I'll have to leave behind my wit" and that how I made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Scott: The opposite of Ghostbusters: Ghostmakers, where you create ghosts!

[later]

Scott: I have been informed that this is called killing people.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: I fucked up a job interview so bad today. They asked me why I wanted to work at this restuarant and I blanked and said, "When I was little, I liked your fries and wanted to be the French Fry King."

*the next day*

Scout: ...I got the job.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Annatar: [gazes into your eyes toxically]

[danganronpafakes]

Kokichi: If I were the Joker, I'd just get a restraining order on Batman and Superman, what are they gonna do? Break the law? Then they're no better than me, a cold-blooded murderer. And this would 100% work, because superhero movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking Kant.

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[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

"My life goal, you ask? Become captain of a fully functional old-timey pirate ship and sail it after Disney cruises at an ominous distance."

- Chloe Price, probably