#incorrect sonic quotes

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

Amy: We call that a traumatic experience.

Amy, turning to Knuckles: Not a "bruh moment."

Amy, turning to Shadow: Not "rip."

Amy, turning to Tails: Not a "failed oversight on my part".

Amy, turning to Silver: Not an "omen of destiny".

Amy, turning to Rouge: Not a "failed mission".

Amy, turning to Blaze: Not a "display of weakness to the royal bloodline."

Amy, turning to Cream: Not a "whoopsie daisies".

Amy, turning to the Chaotix: Not a "day without a paycheck".

Amy, turning to Sonic: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

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[palmtreepanix]

[neometalsilver]

love the sillies

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Hellsitegenetics put a post on my dash and I couldt resist

[drunktypeshit]

yearbook shit

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Cookies

Tails: This one's a heart! That's how I feel about you!

Cosmo: *sobbing on the floor*

Sonic: This one's like Michigan. That's how I feel about you.

Shadow: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Shadow: "You've gotta help me out so I can finally make my dream a reality!"

Sonic: "Happy to help!"

Shadow: "What kind of little maniac says yes to something without even knowing what they're agreeing to?!"

[theocddiaries]

[TOM AND THE KIDS GET HOME]. Sonic: Hey, Maddie, we bought this for your friend for her daughter's first birthday! Maddie: That's so sweet! What is it? Sonic: It's a talking storybook. We'll record ourselves reading it. Maddie: Oh… That's… Tom: A terrible idea, as I said back in the store. Sonic: But why? Maddie: Kids, don't you remember the answering machine message? [FLASHBACK. SONIC AND KNUCKLES ARE IN FRONT OF THE PHONE]. Sonic: Hi, you've reached the Wachowskis. Knuckles: We're currently not home, please, leave a message after the… Sonic: You didn't say "beep." Knuckles: If I say beep, then the people will think it's the beep. Sonic: No, I think they're gonna know to wait for the actual beep. Knuckles: I don't think they'll know. Sonic: Just trust me. Knuckles [Shrugs]: Okay, fine. Sonic [Presses a button]: Hi, you've reached the Wachowskis. Knuckles: We're currently not home, please, leave a message after the beeeeep-- Sonic: What was that? Knuckles: You told me to make the beep. Sonic: No, I didn't tell you to make the beep. I told you to say the word "beep." Knuckles: If I say the word, then people think it's the beep. Sonic: It's not the beep! Knuckles: THEN WHY EVEN SAY IT?! [Leaves in a huff]. [Beeeep]. Tails: Nobody's ever gonna call us. Sonic: …Go drink some juice or something.

[briceterry]

Vector: We need to open this locked door. Espio, give me your credit card.

Espio: Here.

Vector, pocketing it: Thanks. Charmy, break down the door.

[constantwarriorblogs-blog]

Knuckles: which one of you was going to tell me Tea tastes different in hot water?

Sticks: you were putting it in cold water?

Sonic: *visibly shaking* . Knuckles, Answer the question, Knuckles

Knuckles: yeah, I thought for like five years people would put their tea in hot water to speed up the "tea-ifacation process". Didn't realize there was an actual reason

Sonic: you don't have the patience to put the water in the microwave for three minutes?

Tails: why are you putting water in the microwave to boil it?

Sonic: you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Tails: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE

Sonic: TAILS IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?

Tails: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL WATER ON THE STOVE?!

Sonic: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES

Tails: Just put the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a sauce pan

Sonic: *crying* you're putting the mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted!

Shadow: everyone here is a fucking lunatic

Amy: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!

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I was playing around in Incorrect Quotes Generator and got this gem:

Silver and Sonic in the back of Shadow’s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Mephiles: We have food at home!

Shadow: (pulls into the McDonalds)

Silver and Sonic: WHOO!

Shadow: (Orders one black coffee and leaves)

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[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

Espio: Good. Thanks, dad.

Charmy: You just called Vector “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”

Espio: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.

Vector: Do you see me as a father figure, Espio?

Espio: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Charmy: Hey! Show your father some respect!

[bellamer]

Shadow: Sonic you’re delusional!

Sonic: Oh, am I ?!?

Shadow: Yes !

Sonic, voice getting a little higher: Am I ?!?

Shadow: Yes !

Sonic, voice getting higher: Am I ?!?

Shadow: Yes !

Sonic, voice getting even higher: AM I ?!?

Shadow:…. Okay first off, incredible vocal rage. Second, YES !

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Nine having issues, an incorrect quotes compilation for no one but myself, I miss my son

[drunktypeshit]

more sonadow.