#incorrect sonic quotes

[jennrypan]

Scourge: There is NOTHIN i cannot do.

Sonic: Be a hero for a few days.

Scourge: You're a piece of shit!

Sonic: Just say you can't do it!!

Scourge: I won't!!

Sonic: You won't say you can't!?

Scourge: Fuck you Sonic!

Sonic: Fuck you!

Scourge: FUCK YOU!

Scourge, actively getting ready: Son of a BITCH.

Sonic:

Sonic: So are you gonna-

Scourge: YES IM GONNA FUCKIN DO IT.

[fabuloustrash05]

Tom: Who’s Rouge?

Sonic: Knuckles’ girlfriend.

Maddie: Knuckles has a girlfriend?!

Knuckles: She’s not my girlfriend.

Tom: How long has this been going on?!

Tails: Four months.

Knuckles: She’s NOT my girlfriend.

Maddie: So let me get this straight, for the last four months Tom and I have been asking you three “what’s new” and none of you thought to tell us that Knuckles has a girlfriend?!

Knuckles: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

[theaussieblue]

GUN instructor: Agent Shadow, let's review your performance in the training exercise. GUN instructor: first, on the driving test, you crashed every car other than the one you were driving. GUN instructor: On the pistol range you refused to use a gun and destroyed all the targets by teleporting and kicking. GUN instructor: Oh, and my personal favorite, for the written exam you didn't fill out the questions - instead you drew some sort of tribal design. Shadow: It's the design I put on my motorbike. Shadow: Are you saying you don't like it? The Instructor stands up, and tears up the paperwork. GUN Instructor: My father is Sergeant-Major Underhill. You saved his life in Spagonia. The man spoke of you as a God. And you did not disappoint. Shadow: Hm. I remember. I used to babysit you.

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

Amy: We call that a traumatic experience.

Amy, turning to Knuckles: Not a "bruh moment."

Amy, turning to Shadow: Not "rip."

Amy, turning to Tails: Not a "failed oversight on my part".

Amy, turning to Silver: Not an "omen of destiny".

Amy, turning to Rouge: Not a "failed mission".

Amy, turning to Blaze: Not a "display of weakness to the royal bloodline."

Amy, turning to Cream: Not a "whoopsie daisies".

Amy, turning to the Chaotix: Not a "day without a paycheck".

Amy, turning to Sonic: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

[cosmicsproutcake]

Sonic, just woke up, fur messy, voice rough: Hey babe :)

Shadow, seething with horny rage: You think this is okay? You think you're just allowed to be this fucking hot, huh? What if I fucking killed you!?

Sonic, still half asleep: wot??????????

[anonymousqualities]

I feel like Sonic and Rouge should have that friendship where they fake argue in Ikea

Shadow, a few aisles down, who's been married to Sonic for 5 years: 😐

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[cartoonartistpng]

Incorrect Quotes 5

[palmtreepanix]

[neometalsilver]

love the sillies

[boodledeeboops]

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Whatever. go my random memes I've been hogging in my inventory

[fabuloustrash05]

Knuckles, to Maddie: He made fun of me for getting Capri Suns and then he drank EIGHT of MY CAPRI SUNS!

Sonic, drinking a Capri Sun: Knuckles, you're a warrior and you're arguing over Capri Suns!

Knuckles: Pretzel Woman, either you ground him or I fight him. So there's two options and my fists are already up.

[theaussieblue]

Sonic: Look, Shadow, there's something I want to talk to you about. Shadow: I'm listening, Sonic. Sonic: We've been dating for a few months now, and things are getting pretty serious, but there's something that we have to talk about. Shadow: Whatever it is, we can overcome it. Sonic: Yeah... look, it's about Tails. Shadow: What about Tails? Sonic: Tails is my little bro. I found him all alone, and even though I was just a kid myself I took him in and I raised him. He's very, very important to me. Sonic: What I'm trying to say is, we're a package deal. If you want to get with me, then you've got to have him. And I know, it can be a little intense to have a fifteen year old suddenly land in your lap, but I will not choose between you. Sonic: if you can't accept that my attention will be split between you and him, we're ending the relationship right now. If you can't accept Tails into your life, then it would be best if you stop seeing me. Sonic: If you ever try to make me choose between you and him, I will choose Tails, and I will leave your ass so hard your head will spin. Sonic: Look, I want this to work. I really, really do. You... you're everything to me. You're strong, and brave, and you push me like no one else does, and I really want you to be a part of my life. Sonic: But Tails is my little bro, and I'm not going to abandon him. I hope you can understand. Shadow: Shadow: So does that make me an uncle, or a stepfather? Sonic bursts out laughing. Shadow takes Sonic in his arms, and they kiss.

[niiwa-angel]

Agent Stone would 300% be one of those parents that tries to be super pretentious about food/childcare. Homeboy was making lattes for his former boss with specifically Austrian goat milk and was taking the time to draw super specific art on lattes when running The Mean Bean. Meanwhile, Tom and Maddie have three kids and zero fucks to give at this point.

Stone: My alien kid only eats organic food, wears name brand shoes, and sleeps on a pillow stuffed with swan feathers.

Tom and Maddie: that's cool. Our kids eat candy off the floor, wear whatever fits them, and sleep in beds that look like vehicles.

[cosmicsproutcake]

Shadow: Fuck you!

Sonic: Go ahead then, fuck me!

Sonic: Ain't nobody holding you back.

[anonymousqualities]

Shadow walking into Ivo's workshop..

Shadow: "Can I have another cup of coffee beans?"

Robotnik: "What did stone say?"

Shadow: "....Baba said no"

Robotnik: "then why are asking me for?"

Shadow: "Because he's not the boss of you"

Robotnik:

Robotnik:'dontfallforitdontfallforitdontfallforitdontfallforit..'