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The Narrator: How does one turn their emotions off? Employee 432: Ok, well, first you go to settings Employee 432: … Employee 432: I’m a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis. The Narrator: No, no, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead, I'm in settings, what do I do next?
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Wheatley: Quit ponderin' me mate!
Narrator: Don't be orb shaped then, idiot!
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Stanley: I made tea
Narrator: I don't want tea
Stanley: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea
Narrator: Then why are you telling me?
Stanley: It's a conversation starter
Narrator: That's a lousy conversation starter
Stanley: Oh is it? We are conversing. Checkmate
#the stanley parable#tsp#the narrator#stanley#incorrect quotes#stanarrator#they are idiots#but they are my idiots#fypシ#i love these two#tsp incorrect quotes#bye 👋
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The Narrator, talking to Stanley on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Stanley: You bet!
The Narrator: At what temperature?
Stanley: 535.
The Narrator: That's the clock.
Stanley:
The Narrator:
Stanley: 536.
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Stanley: I poisoned someone’s coffee, but I completely forgot who’s it was.
Everyone: …
Narrator: Stanley, wait.
Stanley, lifting his mug to his lips: Hm?
Narrator: You’re the only person who drinks coffee.
(Mariella and Curator raise their mugs in silent agreement, showing off the tea that resides within)
Stanley: Oh.
Stanley: WAIT-
(Inspired by that one @mpils image)
#the stanley parable#tsp#tspud#stanley parable#the narrator#tsp stanley#tsp narrator#tsp mariella#tsp curator#stannarrator#stanarrator#if you think about it#very closely#tsp incorrect quotes
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Stanley: Narrator, what came first, the fruit or color orange…?
Narrator: Wh- Stanley it’s fucking 3am.
#tsp#the stanley parable#the stanley parable narrator#the stanley parable stanley#tsp stanley#tsp incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#the Stanley Parable incorrect quotes#Fucking help me
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Stanley: Man, I forget working in an office is a real job sometimes.
Narrator: Stanley... You WORK in an office.
#incorrect quotes#narrator tsp#stanley tsp#the narrator tsp#tsp meme#tsp narrator#tsp stanley#stanley parable#the stanley parable#the stanley parable incorrect quotes#tsp incorrect quotes
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hey guys new hyperfixation. the stanley parable bbhhhhhwhhbhwghh
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#tsp fanart#tsp stanley#tsp incorrect quotes#tspud art#tsp#the stanley parable#the narrator#the narrator fanart#tspud#my art#fanart
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narrator: Stanley.
narrator: Stanley!
narrator: STANLEY!
stanley: It’s 2 in the morning, narrator, this better be important.
narrator: what’s a meme
Stanley: for fucks sake.
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"Stanley scrolled twitter instead of doing his job. Stanley is terminally online."
- The Narrator, probably
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Stanley: Guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨ Stanley: DOOMED I MEAN DOOMED
#source: tumblr#i had to do this one guys i just had to#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp incorrect quotes#suggestive
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Narrator: GLaDOS can make 5 tests and I'll make 5 stories, I'LL MAKE 100 STORIES!
GLaDOS: Nobody wants your stories, Narrator.
Narrator: PLEAAAASE-
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Narrator : Stanley, are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Stanley : It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!
#the stanley parable#tsp#tsp incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#stannarrator#the narrator#stanley#tsp stanley#i mean#does it taste good at least?#don't hate it before you try it#fypシ#bye 👋
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Narrator: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Curator: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Narrator: I was angry and envious of my neighbour, so I lazily seduced his bucket and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Curator: You forgot pride.
Narrator: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
#and he'll do it again#(“neighbour” being stanley btw)#tsp incorrect quotes#the stanley parable incorrect quotes#tsp#the stanley parable#tsp narrator#narrator tsp#tsp the narrator#the narrator tsp#tsp curator#curator tsp#tsp the curator#the curator tsp#you can tag as ship
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Narrator: please Stanley, its been three. Hours! I didn't even know it™️ could do this....
Stanley: *pauses briefly, staring at the ceiling*
Narrator: Oh thank God, now we can-
Y/n / the player: "pet the line™️ again."
Stanley: *instantly goes back to petting now now alive Adventure Line™️*
Narrator: oh for fucks sake.
#tsp incorrect quotes#coffee break#tsp#tsp narrator#tsp meme#tsp player#tsp stanley#the adventure line
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I am very sleep deprived but this made laugh
The Narrator: You’re giving me a sticker? Stanley: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” The Narrator: I’m not a preschooler. Stanley: Fine, I’ll take it back- The Narrator: I earned this, back off!
#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tspud#tsp incorrect quotes#tsp#tsp narrator#tsp fanart#tsp stanley#tsp art
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