#tsp incorrect quotes

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: How does one turn their emotions off? Employee 432: Ok, well, first you go to settings Employee 432: … Employee 432: I’m a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis. The Narrator: No, no, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead, I'm in settings, what do I do next?

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Wheatley: Quit ponderin' me mate!

Narrator: Don't be orb shaped then, idiot!

[cclover953]

Stanley: I made tea

Narrator: I don't want tea

Stanley: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea

Narrator: Then why are you telling me?

Stanley: It's a conversation starter

Narrator: That's a lousy conversation starter

Stanley: Oh is it? We are conversing. Checkmate

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

The Narrator, talking to Stanley on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Stanley: You bet!

The Narrator: At what temperature?

Stanley: 535.

The Narrator: That's the clock.

Stanley:

The Narrator:

Stanley: 536.

[sapphic-bats]

Stanley: I poisoned someone’s coffee, but I completely forgot who’s it was.

Everyone: …

Narrator: Stanley, wait.

Stanley, lifting his mug to his lips: Hm?

Narrator: You’re the only person who drinks coffee.

(Mariella and Curator raise their mugs in silent agreement, showing off the tea that resides within)

Stanley: Oh.

Stanley: WAIT-

(Inspired by that one @mpils image)

[orangmarkr]

Stanley: Narrator, what came first, the fruit or color orange…?

Narrator: Wh- Stanley it’s fucking 3am.

[homosapiencenter]

Stanley: Man, I forget working in an office is a real job sometimes.

Narrator: Stanley... You WORK in an office.

[calamk1ttyy]

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[notwhoarchivist]

narrator: Stanley.

narrator: Stanley!

narrator: STANLEY!

stanley: It’s 2 in the morning, narrator, this better be important.

narrator: what’s a meme

Stanley: for fucks sake.

[somegaymernerd]

"Stanley scrolled twitter instead of doing his job. Stanley is terminally online."

- The Narrator, probably

[jessadamsdraws]

I am very sleep deprived but this made laugh

The Narrator: You’re giving me a sticker? Stanley: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” The Narrator: I’m not a preschooler. Stanley: Fine, I’ll take it back- The Narrator: I earned this, back off! 

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

Stanley: Guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨ Stanley: DOOMED I MEAN DOOMED

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Narrator: GLaDOS can make 5 tests and I'll make 5 stories, I'LL MAKE 100 STORIES!

GLaDOS: Nobody wants your stories, Narrator.

Narrator: PLEAAAASE-

[cclover953]

Narrator : Stanley, are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Stanley : It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Narrator: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Curator: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Narrator: I was angry and envious of my neighbour, so I lazily seduced his bucket and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Curator: You forgot pride.

Narrator: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

[randomgzy]

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