#tsp incorrect quotes
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The Narrator: How does one turn their emotions off? Employee 432: Ok, well, first you go to settings Employee 432: … Employee 432: I’m a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis. The Narrator: No, no, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead, I'm in settings, what do I do next?
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a-rand0m-bl0g · 7 months ago
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Wheatley: Quit ponderin' me mate!
Narrator: Don't be orb shaped then, idiot!
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cclover953 · 1 year ago
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Stanley: I made tea
Narrator: I don't want tea
Stanley: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea
Narrator: Then why are you telling me?
Stanley: It's a conversation starter
Narrator: That's a lousy conversation starter
Stanley: Oh is it? We are conversing. Checkmate
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incorrect-quotes-lobby · 1 year ago
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The Narrator, talking to Stanley on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Stanley: You bet!
The Narrator: At what temperature?
Stanley: 535.
The Narrator: That's the clock.
Stanley:
The Narrator:
Stanley: 536.
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sapphic-bats · 2 years ago
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Stanley: I poisoned someone’s coffee, but I completely forgot who’s it was.
Everyone: …
Narrator: Stanley, wait.
Stanley, lifting his mug to his lips: Hm?
Narrator: You’re the only person who drinks coffee.
(Mariella and Curator raise their mugs in silent agreement, showing off the tea that resides within)
Stanley: Oh.
Stanley: WAIT-
(Inspired by that one @mpils image)
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orangmarkr · 1 year ago
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Stanley: Narrator, what came first, the fruit or color orange…?
Narrator: Wh- Stanley it’s fucking 3am.
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homosapiencenter · 2 years ago
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Stanley: Man, I forget working in an office is a real job sometimes.
Narrator: Stanley... You WORK in an office.
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calamk1ttyy · 2 years ago
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notwhoarchivist · 2 months ago
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narrator: Stanley.
narrator: Stanley!
narrator: STANLEY!
stanley: It’s 2 in the morning, narrator, this better be important.
narrator: what’s a meme
Stanley: for fucks sake.
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somegaymernerd · 1 year ago
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"Stanley scrolled twitter instead of doing his job. Stanley is terminally online."
- The Narrator, probably
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Stanley: Guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨ Stanley: DOOMED I MEAN DOOMED
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a-rand0m-bl0g · 6 months ago
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Narrator: GLaDOS can make 5 tests and I'll make 5 stories, I'LL MAKE 100 STORIES!
GLaDOS: Nobody wants your stories, Narrator.
Narrator: PLEAAAASE-
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cclover953 · 1 year ago
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Narrator : Stanley, are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Stanley : It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!
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incorrect-quotes-lobby · 11 months ago
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Narrator: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Curator: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Narrator: I was angry and envious of my neighbour, so I lazily seduced his bucket and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Curator: You forgot pride.
Narrator: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
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gingerbreadandcinnamon · 2 years ago
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Narrator: please Stanley, its been three. Hours! I didn't even know it™️ could do this....
Stanley: *pauses briefly, staring at the ceiling*
Narrator: Oh thank God, now we can-
Y/n / the player: "pet the line™️ again."
Stanley: *instantly goes back to petting now now alive Adventure Line™️*
Narrator: oh for fucks sake.
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jessadamsdraws · 2 years ago
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I am very sleep deprived but this made laugh
The Narrator: You’re giving me a sticker? Stanley: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” The Narrator: I’m not a preschooler. Stanley: Fine, I’ll take it back- The Narrator: I earned this, back off! 
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