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I somehow forgot I was on your account and was thinking ‘hey these recommended posts are good today’

i will continue to be doing that, apologies for the notif bomb

notif bomb me all you want bro, idc :3

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never change, tumblr. never fucking change.

original post: X

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what is a glasgow kiss even anyway ?

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i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it

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didnt realize this was an ad at first so i just assumed that was somebody's advice. no1 art tip... hunt monsters...

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IS IT CALLED “CRAB” TO REFERENCE THE SPYCRAB MEME????

Spy’s jacket is called ‘crabwalk’ 

I’m dying

monk tailors

look at Spy’s fucking face

he’s so insulted

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let’s not forget the somehow fitting supernatural gifs

reblog if you AREN’T homophobic!!!

(16 glee gifs)

(gif of dumbledore dancing)

OMG THE NOTES!!!!

(gif of a person with a rainbow coming out of their mouth)

(gif of spongebob with a rainbow)

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, GET OFF TUMBLR

(picture of girl with rainbow hair)

(80 more glee gifs)

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Morshu looks so friendly here. Like he's releasing a bird he nurtured back to health into the wild.

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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

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Trump: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND'S BUSINESS! BOYCOTTING IS ILLEGAL! I WILL MAKE YOU BUY HIS STUFF!

Me, gazing into Boston Harbor with a tear in my eye: that's what they said about the British East India Company my dude

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The contemporary queer insistence to call almost any lesbian who isn’t a 1950s housewife a butch is really ignoring how hot and incredible femme muscle girls are…

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my brain must be wired weird because everytime i think of a joke it immediately comes up with the most vulgar way to word it and the most sanitized and i have to find a middle ground or it doesnt land

for instance: my boss says i need to stop showing up with hickies at work. I immediately think itll be funny to tell my coworkers of this news

Extreme Vulgar: "Boss says im smashing too much puss and you virgins need to catch up"

Extreme Sanitized: "I got yelled at for having hickies.. 😢"

Middle Ground: "Boss says I cant have sex anymore so Im becoming a monk"