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The Narrator: I don't know how to flirt, but we can argue.
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Cookie9: Okay, I ruined your life but didn't you have fun? Exactly, relax.
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Stanley: If I got possessed demonically I wouldn't even notice it. With everything else I got going on.
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The Narrator, after being proven wrong: Perhaps I was right in a new and unusual way.
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Employee 432: Gender reveal came back negative
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Employee 432: The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day
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Cookie9: 'You're so mean' If you guys weren't so fucking stupid I wouldn't have to be mean to you. Cookie9: Change starts with you.
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The Curator: Maybe the problem is you. The Narrator: The problem is definitely me, next question.
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Mariella: I, a woman with bangs, know things that the rest of you never will.
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Employee 432: Sorry I've been [static noises]
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Stanley: I don't think any of you understand how important I am to the plot.
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Stanley: When people give me directions and say 'you can't miss it'. Buddy, you have no idea what I'm capable of.
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Employee 432: Please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, I am quite literally still not convinced that I am even a real person.
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Mariella: I love observing people's behaviour. Why do you act like that.
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Mariella: 'Woman'? No you misheard. I'm an omen.
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Stanley: You'd be amazed at how many times I've fucked around without finding a single thing out.
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The Narrator: How could you be so stupid! Stanley: Well, you know what, it's really not that hard.
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