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The Narrator: Can you behave? Stanley: Yes, if I wanted to. But this is so much funnier.
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trick or treat
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A friend for you tonight!
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Stanley: Are you judging me? The Narrator: When am I not.
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The Narrator, to Stanley: I found you in this lifetime and I'll find you in the next. Consider this a warning.
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The Narrator: Everything is about reaching the ending. Except for the ending which is about wanting to go back to the start.
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Stanley: Anyone else permanently going through a lot lately?
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Employee 432: Due to many foreseen circumstances I will go insane.
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Stanley: Guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨ Stanley: DOOMED I MEAN DOOMED
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Men's Round 1, Match 3
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Stanley and The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
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The Medic and The Heavy (TF2)
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The Narrator: I hope some day you find someone who is as committed to you as you are to not understanding me.
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The Narrator: Looks like it's just going to be you and me. Stanley: Well, actually- The Narrator: I was talking to my tea.
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Discord is officially blocked in Russia
anti-DPI programs can handle Discord here's Goodbye DPI w/ GUI here's ByeDPI, possibly nicest solution for Android other variants can be found here
regarding VPNs - Windscribe is still the real one, w/ non-standard protocols and special "hostile network" switch, one problem though - limited traffic, so you most likely have to juggle it w/ some noname VPN apps or proxy add-ons
note that it's illegal in Russia to talk about blocks circumvention, so if you don't live in Russia, please share this post, so your followers, who live there could see it and use it
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The Narrator: I’m sorry I tried to kill you for the Plot. Stanley: It’s fine, but next time try harder.
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Mariella: She wears short skirts, I'm sending an email. Mariella: She's cheer captain and I'm circling back to my previous email.
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The Narrator: But Stanley, you love being gaslit.
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Stanley: No offense but do I look like I know anything?
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The Curator: Homosexuality does not even begin to explain the behavior these men are exhibiting.
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