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BTW I was curious what is your main if you have any?

It's @felixcosm though I post mainly WOE.BEGONE on there

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MEN'S FINALS

Stanley and the Narrator, of The Stanley Parable

VERSUS

Eddie Brock and the Venom Symbiote, of Marvel

(No propaganda bullets bc my knowledge is too one-sided)

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MEN'S FINALS

Stanley and the Narrator, of The Stanley Parable

VERSUS

Eddie Brock and the Venom Symbiote, of Marvel

(No propaganda bullets bc my knowledge is too one-sided)

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PARABLE WRAPPED 2024

You entered 24744 doors, impressive!

You chose rhe right door 2916 times. Could’ve been a few more, don’t you think?

You chose the left door 6264 times. Really?

You explored a total of 43 endings. How exciting!

Your favorite ending was the Countdown Ending, which you played 746. Do you have something to tell me?

The Skip Button was pressed uh. Hm. There doesn’t appear to be a number here, Stanley… Let’s just ignore this data point. It’s for the best, Stanley!

You went down 52 holes! Seems a little obsessive.

You jumped 38 times. uh. Stanley how did you do that? The Jump Circle gave you 36, did you steal two jumps?!

You created 271 sequels. Stanley, there’s only one sequel, The Stanley Parable: 2. Did you mess with this data?

You experienced freedom exactly zero… Stanley what is this?! You did the Freedom Ending plenty of times, why is there a zero on my screen?!

What? No! Stop laughing! You really did mess with the data didn’t you? Hmph. You couldn’t let me have this one thing, you had to ruin it too.

Well, here’s your final piece of data.

You annoyed me more times than you could even comprehend. How’s that. Don’t look at me like that, Stanley.

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The Narrator: Can you behave? Stanley: Yes, if I wanted to. But this is so much funnier.

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trick or treat

A friend for you tonight!

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Stanley: Are you judging me? The Narrator: When am I not.

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The Narrator, to Stanley: I found you in this lifetime and I'll find you in the next. Consider this a warning.

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The Narrator: Everything is about reaching the ending. Except for the ending which is about wanting to go back to the start.

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Stanley: Anyone else permanently going through a lot lately?

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Employee 432: Due to many foreseen circumstances I will go insane.

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Stanley: Guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨ Stanley: DOOMED I MEAN DOOMED

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Men's Round 1, Match 3

Stanley and The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

VS

The Medic and The Heavy (TF2)

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The Narrator: I hope some day you find someone who is as committed to you as you are to not understanding me.

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The Narrator: Looks like it's just going to be you and me. Stanley: Well, actually- The Narrator: I was talking to my tea.

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Discord is officially blocked in Russia

anti-DPI programs can handle Discord here's Goodbye DPI w/ GUI here's ByeDPI, possibly nicest solution for Android other variants can be found here

regarding VPNs - Windscribe is still the real one, w/ non-standard protocols and special "hostile network" switch, one problem though - limited traffic, so you most likely have to juggle it w/ some noname VPN apps or proxy add-ons

note that it's illegal in Russia to talk about blocks circumvention, so if you don't live in Russia, please share this post, so your followers, who live there could see it and use it

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The Narrator: I’m sorry I tried to kill you for the Plot. Stanley: It’s fine, but next time try harder.