#(“neighbour” being stanley btw)
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incorrect-quotes-lobby · 11 months ago
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Narrator: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Curator: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Narrator: I was angry and envious of my neighbour, so I lazily seduced his bucket and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Curator: You forgot pride.
Narrator: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
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