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Frederick is running low on batteries power. Send me your energies in trade for my infinite fruitcake wisdoms (also includes a slice of fruitcake just for you do not worry I did not bite it)

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THAT IS NOT A FRUITY DRINK DO NOT NO WAIT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

if you like penis colladas

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if you like penis colladas

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turn crank three times and shout at an earthworm, only then can you buy you a smoothie

turn the crank for one big gloopy

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turn the crank for one big gloopy

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nuts even

balls.

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balls.

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Boy howdy a commissions post!

It’s the holiday season so I figured I’d make another post about my commissions! They’re OPEN! Included on this post is a link to my ko-fi for pricing and general information as well as some art examples! Hope to see some messages from some of you! https://ko-fi.com/emptyastronaut098

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Leo, 54.7, Romano, how do I make my new appartment a home?

fill it with pictures and special things you like to eat. Furniture and friendly faces, visages you enjoy in art, plants and papers, paints and pigments, all centered around your soul

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Virgo, 13, pepper jack, will I succeed as a civil engineer?

Yes.

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Aries/420/Munster

Not really a question...just...where do I go from here?

There is no compass. Direction in life is a mythological beast chased by many but found by few in the current state of the world. The best you can do is only what you can. Live, breath, think, love, exist. As long as you are moving forward in any number of directions your are moving indeed. Your life is your own, it will go where you lead.

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scorp, 12, chèvre, and how to feel good while sitting idle?

breath. Exist in your moment and feel that you are alive. Some find comfort in meditation, some play things like digital play games. Do something you enjoy. Time spent treating yourself to something you love is never wasted, nor are you ever truly idle, living being.

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libra, 2, mozzarella, what should i do with my life ?

live lively and true to yourself. Choose a dream, crush it beneath your skills and talents, form yourself into the greatest self you can, it will all be over some fine day, but until then your battles are not won with idle hands.

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Scorpio, 42, bleu, what should I go back to college to get a degree in?

your life is your own, choose what is right. Will this assist your life? Perhaps, only you can judge yourself. On the other hand, become a mountainsmith, forge a great hammer to crush your foes, bathe in their silky ill gotten creams, become god.

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it is time yet again. Send me you astrology sign, your favourite number, a type of cheese, and a question, Frederick will give you helpful advices and images to your eyes

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I have been gone so long. What all have I missed? What is the world, what is the time? Please tell me.......