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theladydothtalktoomuch · 1 day ago
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Jason: I’m so hungover. Dick: *over the walkie-talkie* You’re what? Over.
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Damian, holding Tim by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t end you where you stand!
Tim, visibly afraid: U-uh… dick told me to have a good day!!
Damian, lowering his fist: You make a good point…
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year ago
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Kate: So… are you and Natasha finally dating?
Y/N: [stops making out with Natasha] What makes you think so?
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ijustgotherebro · 1 month ago
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Pomni: guys are hot girls are hot, why is everyone so hot?
Caine: global warming
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vivianthepigeon · 1 year ago
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Dick: As your best friend-
Jason: you’re not my best friend.
Dick: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
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incorrect-spiderverse · 1 year ago
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Miles: "I don't know. What would you do?"
Noir, instantly: "I’d change my name and move to another country."
Miles:
Noir:
Noir: "But that’s just me."
Hobie: "I second it"
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skullmakesmelaugh · 2 months ago
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Holly: Live, Laugh, Love! :D
George: no
Lucy: Languish
Lockwood: Lament
Kipps: Lay down
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harringtonandbuckley · 10 months ago
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Nancy, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?
Robin: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?
Nancy: Play along!
Robin: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married
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incorrectfandomsapphic · 2 years ago
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Horizon: Forbidden West #002
Source: Tumblr user arguablysomaya
Varl: This is a map of all the possible places Aloy could have run off to this time. Picture of a global map Vanasha: That's a globe. Varl: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where she is.
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oddsapphic · 10 months ago
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Dovey : WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!?!?!?
Lesso : I may or may not have lightly poked Emma with a knife.
Anenome : YOU STABBED ME!!!
Lesso : No, I lightly poked you with a knife.
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incorrect-omgcp-frogs · 7 months ago
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Dex: Let me get this straight- Nursey: It’s Pride month. You’re not allowed to say “let me get this straight.” Chowder: You have to say “just so we’re queer…”
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theladydothtalktoomuch · 9 days ago
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Steph: So, are you two dating now? Dick & Barbara: Yes. Steph: Why? Dick: I happen to find Babs very appealing. Steph: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Babs.
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Dick : "Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk ?"
Tim *sighing* : " Jason’s."
Jason :" Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die."
Steph *wiping away a tear*: " Inspirational."
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year ago
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Kamala: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Carol: Holding a really sharp knife to their necks usually works.
Peter: As a boy I can confirm that makes me really nervous.
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ijustgotherebro · 26 days ago
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Charlie: has anyone seen my top?
Angel: vaggies in the kitchen
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dc-and-damirae · 2 years ago
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bruce: Happy pride!
bruce: Almost 11 years ago I made out with a girl behind a bar.
bruce: Thought she was hot as shit.
dick: I will assume this relates to pride.
bruce: Yeah, ends up she was actually a twink named Harvey.
jason: HI?!
bruce: We were like, "oh, awkward". Sorry, dude. Not like that.
bruce: Let me buy you a beer tho.
bruce: Make up for it.
tim: How'd that go?
bruce: He didn't finish it because we just started making out behind the bar again.
bruce: Ends up I was like that.
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