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[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Damian, holding Tim by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t end you where you stand!

Tim, visibly afraid: U-uh… dick told me to have a good day!!

Damian, lowering his fist: You make a good point…

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: So… are you and Natasha finally dating?

Y/N: [stops making out with Natasha] What makes you think so?

[vivianthepigeon]

Dick: As your best friend-

Jason: you’re not my best friend.

Dick: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miles: "I don't know. What would you do?"

Noir, instantly: "I’d change my name and move to another country."

Miles:

Noir:

Noir: "But that’s just me."

Hobie: "I second it"

[harringtonandbuckley]

Nancy, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Robin: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Nancy: Play along!

Robin: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

[incorrectfandomsapphic]

Horizon: Forbidden West #002

Source: Tumblr user arguablysomaya

Varl: This is a map of all the possible places Aloy could have run off to this time. Picture of a global map Vanasha: That's a globe. Varl: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where she is.

[oddsapphic]

Dovey : WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!?!?!?

Lesso : I may or may not have lightly poked Emma with a knife.

Anenome : YOU STABBED ME!!!

Lesso : No, I lightly poked you with a knife.

[incorrect-omgcp-frogs]

Dex: Let me get this straight- Nursey: It’s Pride month. You’re not allowed to say “let me get this straight.” Chowder: You have to say “just so we’re queer…”

[ijustgotherebro]

Clark: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately! What if it happens again?, what if there's no one around to help you?, what if it's congenital? Oh my God... WAS IT ME? DID I HURT YOU?

Lois: ... You realize any other person who made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves right?

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Ivy: Sorry you're being sexualized here. Being a woman on tumblr comes with gross anons.

Viktor: Thank you for your concern, but I am a 31 year old man.

[dc-and-damirae]

bruce: Happy pride!

bruce: Almost 11 years ago I made out with a girl behind a bar.

bruce: Thought she was hot as shit.

dick: I will assume this relates to pride.

bruce: Yeah, ends up she was actually a twink named Harvey.

jason: HI?!

bruce: We were like, "oh, awkward". Sorry, dude. Not like that.

bruce: Let me buy you a beer tho.

bruce: Make up for it.

tim: How'd that go?

bruce: He didn't finish it because we just started making out behind the bar again.

bruce: Ends up I was like that.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dick : "Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk ?"

Tim *sighing* : " Jason’s."

Jason :" Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die."

Steph *wiping away a tear*: " Inspirational."

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kamala: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.

Carol: Holding a really sharp knife to their necks usually works.

Peter: As a boy I can confirm that makes me really nervous.

[incorrectcuphead]

cuphead : elder kettle has been found dead on the inkwell isles .

mugman : is he okay ?

cuphead : he’s alright , but he died .

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Pavitr: "Shape shifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut anytime you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes-"

Hobie: "and sulk outside Miguels house while chanting ominously about his sins."

Pavitr: "That took a weird turn, but I'm still on board!"

[alana93mugi]

Tim : " Are we fighting or flirting ? "

Damian : " My hands are literally wrapped around your neck."

Tim: " That doesn’t answer my question."