#Sherlock text posts

[divinity-in-chaos]

Did some more Sherlock funnies but this time it’s the whole Holmes siblings gang (plus John, cause he’s an honorary Holmes at this point)

[peopleingishard]

This but Johnlock

[At the police station]

Laurens: I'm here for my husband.

Desk seargent: Who's your husband?

Laurens: You must be new here.

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

BBC Merlin & Text Posts (18/?)

[lu8naa]

i love being a podcast fan because

me: yeah i mostly listen to podcasts

person: oh cool that sounds so relaxing

me: yeah.. *sounds of the same one (1) guy having a breakdown for half an hour every episode* relaxing...

[ponkydraws]

[bl4ckb1rd13]

so I'm in my first ever Granada Holmes watch-through and I've just finished The Musgrave Ritual and. what do you mean this episode was SUCH a delight?? Holmes with his emotional support blanket? Watson and his "splendid air!" and Holmes coughing out his damn lungs right after that? Watson quietly getting into Holmes' room when he's not looking to take a sneak peak at the trunk and then noticing the damn syringe? Holmes "we must behave ourselves, Watson" then being high the whole evening and laughing to everything everyone says? Watson's reproachful look at Holmes because he knows he's high? Watson excitedly showing Holmes the bird he shot and Holmes' "well done, Watson!" Holmes running around when figuring out the directions of the ritual like a dog after a scent? Watson understanding Holmes' methods as if it's the most natural thing in the world, explaining them to Musgrave? and on top of that the beautiful scenery, location, the mood, the mystery - and the utter husband behavior of those two idiots? like? what do you mean?

[hottopic-wannabe]

Tbh the funniest part abt Holmes's habit of shooting that one specific wall is not even the act of doing so itself but how Watson wrote abt it. His take abt it was just "well I personally believe that shooting should be an outside sport but oh well not even the best of buddies can agree on everything :)" like they're talking abt their fav dinossaurs

[happygirl2oo2]

Elementary as textposts part 4/?

[vargdottern]

shout out to all the authors who wrote insanely queercoded relationships but couldn't make them canon because being gay wasn't legal at the time

[bruciemilf]

Dude bros will choke on their own dick cheese before admitting Bruce Wayne is autistic while saying "Bruce Wayne is just a mask he uses to blend in with regular people" with their whole chests huh. Babe do I have some news for you

[countfagulaa]

Same energy

[divinity-in-chaos]

Its sure been a while, huh? Anyway I made a few more Myc posts, go nuts, my little autistic folk in my phone

[malpractisnt]

Sherlock x text posts >:

[studyinfilmstills]

BBC Sherlock textpost part 1/?

[mymultifandomhell]

why not both?

insp [4 / ?]

[dragonpyre]

What if all the detective shows took place in the same precinct. You got Criminal Minds happening just down the hall from Bones, meanwhile CSI is trying to crack the case before that Sherlock knockoff does. The special victims unit is also there.