#Robin Tim Drake

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

part 4(!!) of things my friends and I have said as dc character bc I fucking can

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Steph: I just witnessed something horrific

Tim: oh?

Steph: we did a lab today in bio

Steph: And like, we had to mix water, alcohol, soap, salt, and saliva together

Tim: you what

Steph: and some kid drank it

Tim: THEY WHAT

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Damian: Thinking about that one tiny piece of sausage I ate a week ago (on purpose) that immediately reminded me why I stopped eating meat

Damian: that shits nasty

Jon: HELP?

Damian: it appears I gaslit myself into thinking I actually liked meat

Damian: there’s a reason I went five and a half years with no problem

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Jason: Doping up on milkshakes is something I want to achieve one day

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Tim: imagine dying bc of the riddler, I’d actually revive myself just to kill myself again

Kon: oh my god-

Tim: “How did you die” “some fuckass twink with a question mark on his ugly bald head and a dumbass riddle” “oh” “yeah”

Tim: like seriously that’s pathetic

Kon: Tim your hatred for this man is so fucking funny

Tim: he deserves it

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Jason: I think being told that uncle iroh would be disappointed in me would actually make me fall over

dick: oh lord-

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Tim: oh I forgot to eat dinner

kon: I’m gonna stab you

Tim: do it I dare you

Tim: my brothers got a knife collection if you need one

kon: that’s crazy-

(Damian texting Tim at that exact moment:

Tim: correction, kon stab him please

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Jason to Roy: good morning motherfucker how are you this fine morning

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13 year old dick Grayson: I crave freedom

(school ends in one minute)

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[lukazade]

Finally I am free from projects hell <3 Hi Tim <3

[kstarlitchaotics]

It's funny with fics on how people always put Jason and Tim being "too young" to be Robin (who are both 14 when becoming Robin) or even Damian and sometimes Steph

When the first Robin was literally eight years old

[nosyrobin]

||The batboys if they heard someone talking about their bat!uncle/aunt||

Dick

Positive: If he heard anyone talking good about you, person wise or hero persona. He’s gushing about you to them as if he was little and you were younger back then. Eyes light up, being very buddy with them and happy. “Oh yeah and did you know?!” He’s just such a golden retriever. He may cry when remembering that time when you helped him with homework or maybe with an injury. You had to drag that adult child from the person who was frightened by this fanboy.

Negative: stank eye, side eye, glare, a strained smile. If it’s a hater trying to make a rumor? He’s calling Tim, no way in hell are they gonna let this fake ass rumor fly from their head. He’ll also be confrontational and tell them how you are the best aunt/uncle in the world. No commas. Just periods.

Jason

Positive: he says a few words to the person he heard talking so positively of you. It could be one of his siblings or Roy, telling them to not tell you but failing as one of them said anything to you. Now he has a crying aunt/uncle latched to him and his face is red embarrassed.

Negative: no questions asked. Red hood is showing up, sitting down and cleaning his gun. He loves his aunt/uncle that let him lives with them. You are literally his favorite person in the world. So if they talk shit they’re gonna eat shit. 6 feet under.

Tim

Positive : dick 2.0, cause this boy is going in like he had an evidence board in-front of him. He’s literally talking with his hands left and right if they were talking about your hero person. His aunt/uncle is amazing! He loves you! But if they are talking about as a person, nothing changes expect a wide loving smile on his face.

Negative: yeah no. If he wasn’t trained right, he would’ve dox them to your fan group. But since you raised him along with your brother/his adoptive father. He would do it for you. But oh boy, that person is getting scams left and right

Damian

Positive: immediately the person who was talking such wonders about you gets fact checked about your likes and dislikes. Tim and dick 2.0 right here. He’s literally pointing his finger in the air and speaking such amazing things about you. Making the person wonder who the hell left their kid. Or more like nephew.

Negative: he’s jumping at them with a katana you bought him. Hey, it’s a good use for it to be on people who talk shit. You probably had to hold the crazy angered boy from making human sushi at them.

[headcanonthings]

Tim: You didn't really have a crush on me, did you? Kon: I think I did at one point when we first met, but we became such good friends that I kind of suppressed it in favor of that relationship. Tim: Okay. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Kon: What?

[parker-artio]

So when I stay up too late I hear what sounds like a high pitched screeching whistle sound. And I’m up right now (it’s like 4:30am when im writing this, I plan on drafting it and posting it- at some fucking point idfk) and I just heard it, followed by what sounded like a giggle?

And I’m rewatching YJ rn, and I thought of Robin (Tim or Dick, pick you poison), and the way they just disappear with the sound of a giggle. It makes me wonder if that like in the comics, if they do that too, they’d definitely add like some kinda demonic creature sounds behind it too.

Right?

I mean were talking about:

Richard (Dick) ‘I’m as dramatic as my ass is iconic to the fandom, yet everyone ignores it’ Grayson- Wayne

Jason ‘theater kid’ Todd- Wayne

Timothy (Tim) ‘I acted like Robin and Tim were two completely separate people at all times- even to the point I dated a girl as Robin, then was also dating a girl as Tim at the same time’ Drake- Wayne

Stephanie (Steph) ‘Fuck Bruce. Fuck my dad. Fuck authority. I do what I want, and while I’m at it, let’s shake it up a bit’ Brown

And of course, Damian ‘I’m the bold son. I have and can kill you in 2,000 ways without anything in a five mile radius, all directions around. Plus, you piss me off, so I will in fact stab you so you bleed out and die a painful death- OH WAIT, I’ve decided I wanna be a doctor instead. Fuck Robin’ Al Ghul-Wayne

You’re telling me they WOULDNT,??.!?.

Also let’s not forget Maps. She’s like- the blueprint. She’s totally wild.

(No one say shit about this to me, she needs her time to shine I love her so much. I’ve read so many comics illegally just to get more about her).

Also- it just sounds funny to me. 

-note: I just found this in my drafts from idk how many days go. So please enjoy this….?

[quotidian-oblivion]

babe please what’s the name of the Lazarus Tim au you wrote I am naught but skin and bones

babe me too. Me fucking too.

My mental health went down into the sewers and never resurfaced back, and I'm still scrimmaging through the shit, and I'm sure I'm close, but in the meantime all I have left is a half-incomplete outline:

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So. Lazarus Pit!Tim Drake. Let’s explore that, shall we?

[Prologue]

Tim’s on his Red Robin quest, etc etc. Canon goes the way it does. But it deviates at Widower’s attack. Tim receives a fatal blow, and by the time he and Pru get back to Tam’s apartment, he’s lost too much blood. He’s dead. 

So then he wakes up to green. Neon, bright, blinding. In his mouth, nose, eyes, ears. In his veins. Green burning, raging, storm, tearing into his system like a raging wildfire. He felt like he was being burnt in the wildfire too. Pain, so much pain. That’s all he knows. He can’t see except green. He can’t hear except rage. He can’t taste, except a fizzy burn at the back of his throat. He can’t feel, except pain. He can’t smell—breathe, the green flooding his nostrils. He isn’t even aware of what his body’s doing. He isn’t even aware of who he is. It doesn’t matter. All he knows is pain. And the green. That’s all there is to existence. 

Days later, he thinks his first rational thought. After days of seeing nothing but green-tainted vision and feeling nothing but pain as his body was manouvered by a mysterious force, too consumed by pain, he thinks his first rational thought. I don’t want to hurt anymore. Then the green takes over. 

Even more days later, he is able to hear the first sound. It’s a male’s voice, deep, but confident and demanding attention. They don’t want you anymore, it says. He didn’t understand what that meant. They? Who was they? he tried asking. Who am I? But the words could not get out before the green took over once more. 

Only a couple days after that, his vision managed to clear, allowing him to look at his first sight. There was a man standing in front of him. Tall, intimidating, commanding respect and obedience and allowing no room for rebelling. He smiled at him. He thinks he smiled back. 

A day later, he was able to speak his first word. The green was still holding him, gripping him tight, not letting go. But he could feel his tongue idle in his mouth. And he was made aware of the knowledge that he had the ability to move his jaw and tongue to speak. So he did. “Don’t…” And that was all he was able to get out. He didn’t know what he wanted to say. But as soon as the word slipped out, a pressure was released from his body. He didn’t know what it was. But the green flooded his senses and consciousness once more and whatever the context was didn’t matter anymore. 

He didn’t know how long it had been this time. But now, he remembered his first memory. There were colors, colors other than green. It was bright and things were loud and he was—happy, he thinks. There were people all around him, and they were happy too. The colors and noises made him and the people happy. Then, all of a sudden, they stopped. And all he could see now was red. 

Tim snapped his eyes open.

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The above is the first chapter outline of what I'm going to write out. I haven't finished the fic, and I usually post fics once I've finsihed writing the entire thing. If you're just as desperate as me even after reading this, I can let you know what happens in the second chapter? (But that's the limit of what I can show now lol, cuz then it'll spoil the surprise)

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THIS EPISODE OF MONDAY NIGHT FRESH

ROAD TO SUMMERSLAM - DAMIAN WAYNE WANTS HIS REMATCH

Previously, Damian Wayne (DC Comics) lost the ABW Universal Championship to Tim Drake (DC Comics). Still salty about his loss, Damian Wayne announces that he is exercising his guaranteed rematch clause at the next ABW pay-per-view…SummerSlam!

Tim Drake confronts Damian in the ring. Tim, who is coming off of a victory over Patrick Bateman (American Psycho), says that even though he just wanted to teach Damian a lesson, he didn’t mind taking the championship as well. Damian tells Tim that he can’t beat him in a fair, 1-v-1 match. Tim laughs this off and says that if Damian really wants to prove he’s the better man, they can change up the rules of their match…

[shyjusticewarrior]

[adhara2034]

I have a headcanon that whenever Tim has a devious, manic, absolutely bad shit insane plan, he introduced the plan with a laugh, a glint in his eyes and a wide ass smile as he says, "I've got a plan"

Everyone knows what it means, and they know that when it happens, they will have committed a few warcrimes by the end of the day.

They live in fear.

Except Jason, though, he thinks the plans are great. He sees Tim's smile and fucking celebrates because fucking finally he'll allow me to use my rocket-launcher.

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

Tim realizing the best ways to hide your secret identity is to either be in love with them or to hate them, and since he already has a crush on an actual person he decides to go the hating Robin route

He can’t go about like Bruce does, him and Batman having a weird exes that weren’t ever dating thing, and he can’t do Clark’s I-disagree-with-Superman’s-methods thing because he has to be original and he refuses to go the easy route of having an actual excuse to avoid his secret identity

What Tim decides on is this:

They have beef. The beef will not be explained but there will be twitter wars. When asked they will only respond with “they know what they did”. They are fighting in a Denny’s parking lot. Bets are placed. There is video evidence. Surprisingly Tim wins. This is not explained. It becomes a running meme in Gotham.

Young Justice finds out- they don’t know Robin’s identity- they make fun of him. He kicks their asses in training. They are left questioning if Tim Drake could kick their asses. They belive Tim Drake is an upcoming Rouge. They do not know why Robin has been laughing his head off for the last ten minutes. Then they see a video of Tim face planting while skateboarding. They are no longer concerned. Robin is still laughing. They realize that Robin just really hates Tim and the hatred seems requited. They make their own memes.

Jason comes back to life. He sees the memes. He is confused. If Bruce is Batman, and Tim Drake, Bruce’s son (??? He has parents?), is not Robin, then who is? And does this mean that Bruce did not replace him?

Bruce has no clue this is happening.

Tim is having the time of his life.

J’onn is questioning how he got blackmailed by a 15 year old. (He thinks it’s hilarious)

[nemoredraw]

[luliadraws]

from young justice (1998) #1

[missingnightwingsmullet]

Good.

[metis-iphigenia]

tim drake explaining why he should be robin: