#batuncle

[ao3sbatfamily]

Do you happen to know about a fic where Bruce is friends/an uncle figure to all his kids’ friends? I think it had Wally running to the manor when mad at Barry and calling Bruce “Uncle B”. Pretty sure it also had timkon and royjay moments. I think the justice league got mad at Bruce for stealing all their kids

'In the name of the father, the billionaire, and honorary bat-uncle' by Buttercupbabyyyyy

Author: @buttercupbabyyyyy

"These aren't even yours!" Barry exclaims heatedly, banging a hand on the table. He glances at Bart – who, for all his glaring, is currently hiding behind Tim – then back at Bruce. "Quit stealin' my speedsters, man."

"It's an emotional adoption thing," Red Robin explains. Unhelpfully.

Kon-El nods. "I've been emotionally adopted, like, three times now."

Tim pats his arm sympathetically. “You’re too humble.”

“Ten?”

“Now we’re talking.”

“I honestly didn’t even know that was possible,” Kon-El says, faux despair colouring his voice as his hands cover his cheeks in a poor imitation of Edvard Munch’s Scream.

"That's on you, man. Eat our food, Bats adopts you. Simple."

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||The batboys if they heard someone talking about their bat!uncle/aunt||

Dick

Positive: If he heard anyone talking good about you, person wise or hero persona. He’s gushing about you to them as if he was little and you were younger back then. Eyes light up, being very buddy with them and happy. “Oh yeah and did you know?!” He’s just such a golden retriever. He may cry when remembering that time when you helped him with homework or maybe with an injury. You had to drag that adult child from the person who was frightened by this fanboy.

Negative: stank eye, side eye, glare, a strained smile. If it’s a hater trying to make a rumor? He’s calling Tim, no way in hell are they gonna let this fake ass rumor fly from their head. He’ll also be confrontational and tell them how you are the best aunt/uncle in the world. No commas. Just periods.

Jason

Positive: he says a few words to the person he heard talking so positively of you. It could be one of his siblings or Roy, telling them to not tell you but failing as one of them said anything to you. Now he has a crying aunt/uncle latched to him and his face is red embarrassed.

Negative: no questions asked. Red hood is showing up, sitting down and cleaning his gun. He loves his aunt/uncle that let him lives with them. You are literally his favorite person in the world. So if they talk shit they’re gonna eat shit. 6 feet under.

Tim

Positive : dick 2.0, cause this boy is going in like he had an evidence board in-front of him. He’s literally talking with his hands left and right if they were talking about your hero person. His aunt/uncle is amazing! He loves you! But if they are talking about as a person, nothing changes expect a wide loving smile on his face.

Negative: yeah no. If he wasn’t trained right, he would’ve dox them to your fan group. But since you raised him along with your brother/his adoptive father. He would do it for you. But oh boy, that person is getting scams left and right

Damian

Positive: immediately the person who was talking such wonders about you gets fact checked about your likes and dislikes. Tim and dick 2.0 right here. He’s literally pointing his finger in the air and speaking such amazing things about you. Making the person wonder who the hell left their kid. Or more like nephew.

Negative: he’s jumping at them with a katana you bought him. Hey, it’s a good use for it to be on people who talk shit. You probably had to hold the crazy angered boy from making human sushi at them.

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How do Bruce and the batboys react when meeting a different version of Batdad, either like Batuncle or one who's no longer married to Bruce, who is more vocal about his opinions with the family? This version is very upfront about what he does and does not support about their superhero life and doesn't hesitate to call out Bruce on his mistakes and choices that have negatively affected everyone else.

they are VERY surprised and definitely start to wonder if their Batdad feels the same and start thinking about the superhero life more critically. Bruce is very much shocked and rocked to his core.

Also just imagine alt!Batdad meeting a Bruce that hasn't and won't cheat on Batdad and telling him everything and urging him not to be like his other selves and not waste a minute of what they have together.

[thebatfamasquotesfrommyfriends]

yo steph how's your dad? the bat, not the criminal

He’s not her real dad.

-Damian🖤

Sorry for that rude Demon child🙄. I consider him more BatUncle. BatUncle is doing ummmm not well. But ALL his family are here for him.

-Stephanie 💜✌️

[sonofsuperman-archive]

*discreetly batarangs url towards*

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING || Always Accepting

Do I Follow Them?: YEPP

Why Did I Follow Them?: Cause Jon needs more Batdads or Batuncles in his life

Do We Role Play?: Noooo TT~TT

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: Yes please ^~^

An AU Idea For Our Muses: >~> *pushes in an au where Batman adopts Jon and makes him Robin* … *pushes another where Batuncle is now Batdad-in-law*

A Song For Our Muses: … pft… have you seen Batmetal? … seriously I don’t even know what to put here… pls.. stop ;-;

Do I Ship Our Muses?: I ship Batman with Dad, Mom, or Mama. Aka you all are in a polygamy relationship and Jon is their son so nope.

What I Think About The Mun: I enjoy seeing their ooc when I get a glimpse of it, like I really do enjoy them.

Overall Opinion: Be one of Jon’s batdads?? please??

Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (I really have bad eyes so gray on black is just.. >~< but other than that it looks great)

[lonestarfangirl2014]

Batman Headcanon aka the Bat-Uncle

Personally Bruce believes no ones good enough for either of the Fox girl’s. Yes this includes his own son’s….including Timothy….especially Tim…

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I like to think batuncle!reader (twin of Bruce Wayne) one time cracked his back loudly and every robin in that room pauses in fear because they are all uncle babies.

LIKE they feared that this man had fully cracked and broken his back before the older male turns to see dick looking scared like a puppy, Jason getting ready to get up, Tim covering his mouth, Stephane just staring wide eyed, and the Damian running over to his uncle.

It’s so chaotic as the robins are just surrounding the poor man as reader is screaming for Alfred to help before he is covered in love by his babies.

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Give me more of batuncle NOW!

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT A FULL ONESHOT OF BATUNCLE??!

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BEING THE TWIN BROTHER OF BRUCE WAYNE WHO…..

Uncle!reader who wears glasses to keep from being mistaken for his brother Bruce Wayne. The four boys his brother adopted keep mistakenly calling him father or dad, even Bruce.

Uncle!reader who tried to bend down to reach things, but the boys already got it for you, scared you might pop a hip bone out.

Uncle!reader who always gets spoiled rotten by the batboys. Always making sure their uncle is fine before he leaves the manor to his own small house that he loves. The boys and Bruce, and even Alfred visit the other Wayne to his small house. Making the small house feel alive and not lonely.

Uncle!reader who says he never has favorites. Which he’s true as he pets all the boy’s heads before talking to them about his day.

Uncle!reader who always got asked to live in the manor ever since dick was the first robin. Dick was scared that his new uncle would die alone..making the poor baby boy cry all night as Bruce has to call his brother to come over to sleep. When you arrived, dick calmed down and slept in your arms as Bruce just smiled.

Uncle!reader who Jason loves a lot. Jason loves his uncle because they talk about fantasy worlds when he was young. When Jason got older, he always visited his uncle’s house far away after his death. But when he came out clean about coming back to life, he started to live a little bit in the warm house of his uncle.

Uncle!reader who Tim always drink coffee with in the morning, talk about WE enterprises and his wonky dreams. Tim ask for pointer tips on business, fighting skills, and even life experiences for his future.

Uncle!reader who Damian can’t help but cling to a little bit more than his own blood father. Damian may have confused you when you didn’t have your glasses. But it didn’t stop him from asking you advice.

Uncle!reader who covers for Bruce when he can’t be Batman. Who always have one of the boys by his side, no matter what as dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian watch their uncle carefully. They do this to their uncle as their beloved uncle had never really fight crime before.

Uncle!reader who Bruce, his own twin brother. Bruce always makes sure that you aren’t alone. not even the slightest as he calls up on you regularly. Not wanting his true hold to his only sanity fade away from him as he smiles hearing your voice. Talking about your day and much.

Uncle!reader who is loved, loved to the point that you can’t help but help the boys and your brother no matter what.

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IF UNCLE!READER GOT KILLED BY JOKER:

Imagine being the twin brother of Bruce Wayne. Dying by the hands of joker when trying to cover for Bruce as Batman. Damian saw your limp body, breathless, and motionless. It reminded him of when his grandfather died. The poor boy screamed out in agony seeing his beloved uncle die. The joker laughs and runs away, thinking he killed the real Batman. Only for his consequences to catch up to him. 

Bruce started to go to a dark place, his only brother. His brother who didn’t deserve to die, his brother who was the most sane and normal person in the bat family. He starts to break badly, wanting to kill joker at last. Wanting to break jokers face in for laughing at your body. Wanting to torture him. Wanting jokers to suffer in hell.

Dick, who cried hearing the news. His uncle, the uncle that helped him with the nightmares when he was just a little boy without parents. The little boy who would love to watch cartoons with his uncle. The little boy who felt the same as he stands at the grave of his gone uncle.

Jason who feels anger, if he was there with you instead of that little brat. He could’ve shot and killed joker before he killed you. Jason could’ve taken you to the Lazarus pit. But he’d knew you wouldn’t want that. He stays in your cold and lonely house, no longer feeling cozy and warm with you gone. No laughter of you, no uncle to nephew talks. No reading books together and laughing at parts or discussing. No planned book talk. Nothing. Only rage and sadness coming from Jason as he makes sure your house is clean…

Tim who just stayed in his room more, trying to track down joker with vengeance in his eyes. “Justice, not vengeance” is what Bruce would’ve told him. But even Bruce may not listen to himself. As this, was a serious case to the family. Losing more sleep that his body might shut down. Alfred tries to get him to sleep, but Tim cannot bother to not listen to the poor butler who is worried for all of the boy’s mental health. Tim will find joker, even if it kills him.

Damian who feels so guilty, so guilty he stays in his room. Holding a stuffed animal you had given him. When he first met you, he didn’t really want to bond with you. That was until you showed him some of your arts. Your arts made him look up to you. Damian clutched the stuff animal you gotten him from a fair, to make him feel like a real child other than a weapon, an ex assassin, Robin. It was only Damian, and his uncle. Damian cried hard as he felt his heart break. He only wished he was stronger and taller. He only wished he was there sooner so he could’ve saved you from your fate.

All the robins soon planned a plan to kill joker. Seeing their father so devastated and depressed at the loss of his brother gone. The killing rule is no longer needed when the uncle and beloved brother of the family is now gone by the hands of a monster. Now, it’s a terrible life time for joker.

You, who watch the boys with a sad look in heaven. Wanting to return and hug them, tell them that you are okay. Tell them it’s not their fault. Tell them to not go down to the dark path. Tell them to still move one and live their life. But you know it’s hard. Isn’t it?

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IMAGINE! (Being Bruce’s twin, male reader and the robins)

The batboys confusing you as their adopted father/father when coming to visit Bruce as you look like him despite any other differences of your physical appearance. Like you could be a different skin tone and they will still confuse you because you’re tall like Bruce, you have a resting bitch face like Bruce, you literally look like another version of the Batman. Hell, you probably even was Batman covering for Bruce when he was in trouble or sick.

Either way, imagine Damian a 10 year old boy walked up and called you father. Not knowing how to tell him that you’re not Bruce straight up as he clings to you. Pouting as he had a nightmare and he wanted to be comforted. So you console the small boy as he falls asleep.

Tim easily confuses you with Bruce all the time despite being very smart. It’s just that…when you brood. You brood just like Bruce. So when Tim sees you brooding in the kitchen, he just rants to make you stop brooding. Maybe when you smile is when he realizes. But he can’t help but keep ranting.

Dick…dick is like an excited puppy who didn’t realize it’s not his owner. Literally he had ran up to you when he was the first robin, happy to see his adopted father as he was just yapping away about school. So when you spoke, he realized you were his father’s twin. His uncle. Poor bird felt so embarrassed he hid his face under your arm as you laughed out loud.

Jason….tried. He tried so hard to not mix you up between Bruce and you. He knew he failed when you smiled at him when he wanted you to read a book to him for night time….bruce never had time to read him stories…so Jason tried to keep his composure when you read to him. That was before he cried, crying into your neck as you held him. Patting his back, telling him you can read to him again.

Despite being the uncle of 4 boys, you are a second father to them. And Bruce is certainly either jealous or relieved that when he dies, the boys have someone who can look after them.

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|| uncle!reader when he falls infront of the robins ||

Dick

“Uncle Y/N!!” Just straight up yells as his tiny body goes over to you, immediately trying to see if you fell from something or something is wrong with you physically.

Almost straight up cries when you don’t answer, he’s shaking your body harshly. Not even controlling his strength as he yells your name again.

“Kid! I’m good, I just tripped myself..” you say getting up, dick immediately stopped crying. He hugs you with an embarrassed face. “I’m so glad you’re okay uncle…” he then makes you make him cookies with Alfred for the scare.

Bruce just walks in seeing his brother, butler and his adopted son making cookies. Bruce can tell you looked forced as you pleaded him to get dick to make him take back the baking.

You hate baking, but you bake for your dear adopted nephew.

Jason

“Uncle!” He just straight up yells and goes over to you. He then goes to slap your cheek to make sure you’re okay.

You of course scolded him for that as you weren’t even knocked out!

His excuse? “I was just checking!” 💀

You flicked his forehead for him slapping you, either way he did keep watch on you. Making sure you don’t have a concussion.

Though he doesn’t let it down that you fell for a man your age.



Tim

“Omg!” He yells in a high pitch voice, he immediately checks your pulse.

And when your pulse is good, he helps you up, lets you sit down and put fingers in your face.

This boy starts asking “how many fingers am i holding up! Please say the correct answer.”

It doesn’t matter if you messed up on accident, he’s yelling for Bruce immediately the second you mess up.

And now you have to sit in med bay as Alfred chuckles with a worried Tim by his side.

Damian

Doesn’t even say a word, just immediately gets up from whatever he was sitting at and runs towards you with a worried expression.

He’s scared that you may have been poisoned, having a heart attack, or just passed away from a random illness when you don’t respond at first.

But when you do respond, he acts as if he didn’t care. When really he would’ve bursted out in tears if Titus didn’t lick your hand and you scolded the poor dog for licking you.

“Dames, you good—”

“Quiet old man..” he says looking away from you as you just sigh.

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UNCLE!READER WORKS!

Being the twin of Bruce Wayne (male reader)

Being the twin of Bruce Wayne headcannons

Being sick

Losing glasses

If got killed by joker

If fell infront of the robins

If someone talked about positivity/negative

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|| WHEN UNCLE!READER GETS SICK AND THE BATBOYS HEAR ABOUT IT ||

Coughing, sneezing, raspy voice, achy body. Oh dear, you got a cold. Shaking like a damn leaf on a windy day, you called your brother. Bruce immediately picks up the phone, you knew he was in the bat cave. Hearing the bat-computer keys and talking. You could only roll your eyes as you talked to him. “Can’t make it. I’m sick” you said. He responded it with a “sick? Stay home. I’ll send Alfred to make you some soup Y/N.” You could only nod before coughing a storm up. If you could see your brother now, he would be frowning with concern.

“It’s not….deadly is it?” “What?! Bruce, no. It’s a cold. Yknow how I get.” You said closing your eyes about to hang up and rest. Bruce only sighed for the other side of the phone. “Alright.” “And Bruce.” “Yeah?” “DONT let the boys know I’m sick. Yknow how they get when I’m sick…” sadly they found out. You didn’t know how or when. But of course you knew who found out first.

Tim found out first, first because you didn’t show to the manor on the daily time you always do. Tim notice Alfred picking up your favorite soup you eat when sick when you use to live here at the manor when he was Robin. Tim frowned, you’re sick. You’re sick, alone, withering away in bed. What kind of nephew would he be if his dear uncle is not with company. So with that, he grabbed some doctor gloves, a face mask, hand sanitizer and Lysol. He was prepared. When Alfred went away to secure the packed soup, Tim took the packed up soup and ran out the door to drive to your house.

Jason surprisingly was the second to find out. He lives with you, like a roommate kinda of thing? So why in the world would he be second? Because he was too busy bleeding out in the manor after a fight and he had to stay in the same manor over night before you had gotten sick. Jason had seen Tim run out the door when he came down the stairs. Narrowing his eyes in suspicion as he also sen that the packed soup was the kind of soup you ate only if you were sick or terribly hungry. But since he knew you weren’t in the manor, he went with the former and immediately dressed up to go see his sick uncle.

Damian, he always knows when something is going on. But he definitely knows when something is going on when he sees his two brothers leave the manor. “Uncle’s sick Titus. Drake has his favorite soup and Todd has his favorite book. Pathetic, they forgot uncle’s heated up blanket.” Damian says with a smirk. Certainly holding it as Titus barks at his owner. “Guess we will pay my uncle a visit, I’ll see you later.” The brown skinned boy said as he pats his beloved dog. Leaving the manor with a shortcut to your house.

Dick was last, and was mad knowing that no one informed him that you were sick! Like cmon, he’s the first Robin and he had more of a bond with you when he was little! So how could his brothers leave him in the dust like that! He immediately got off work and speeded over to your house. He got some of your snacks, a “get well soon” card. And just some flowers, it was perfect. Perfect for the “favorite” nephew of course.

Tim was first at your door and entered using a copy of your spare key, then Jason shoulder rushed Tim like a football player, Damian was going through your window, and dick…dick just stood there watching his little brothers cause havoc. The soup was saved by Damian sliding to catch it, Tim almost had a heart attack as Jason just glares at all the brothers in his “home.”

Damian smirks, ready to get the “best nephew” award by handing you the soup you desire when sick. That was before Jason picked him like a stray cat. “What the hell you’re doing here demon?” “I’m just doing what needs to be done. Helping uncle.” Damian says with a glare. Dick takes Damian out of Jason’s bear grip and then helps Tim up. “Well, arguing isn’t going to help. Let’s just see how unc is doing guys.” All the boys nod in agreement, going inside your room. Tim still looks like a doctor so he was the last one in.

You were surprised, very surprised to see all four of your brother’s kids and your nephews at your house smiling as if they didn’t just break in. You heard them, but you thought you were just hallucinating. Damian gave you the still hot and ready soup on your night stand and your blanket. He wanted to get on your bed and lay with you, but you shook your head no. Not wanting to get him sick. Jason just sat down in a chair you have in your room, watching you closely like a hawk in case something happens. Tim was taking your temperature, asking you about the medicine you have taken. Basically a worried baby worried for his poor “old” uncle. Dick just lays the basket of things he bought for you. Smirking as he made a comment about how he is obviously the “favorite” nephew. That made everyone mad, cue to loud arguing and Damian ready to jump his brother.

As much as the boys loved you, they acted as if you were on your death bed. Which made you kinda mad, but at least they care for you a lot. But the constant arguing was not helping you as headaches started to attack. You coughed loudly as you felt your eyes droop more. You hated being sick, but you mostly hated your peace being ruined.

“Out! Out now!” You yelled with a raspy voice, all the boys stop. Frowning before leaving, except for Jason who stood there with crossed arms. “I live here unc…” you glare before throwing a box of tissues at your buffed up nephew who didn’t seem phased at all. “Not as of now mister, you stay at the manor or whatever you go until I get better.” Jason stayed silent before leaving. Not before putting a bottled up medicine by your bed, with a small note that says “get better.”

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|| UNCLE!READER LOSING HIS GLASSES ||

You woke up, it’s a new morning of you visiting the manor. Glorious! But, when you tried to reach for your glasses, they’re missing. Missing? MISSING?! You can’t see, you’re panicking, terrified. You’ll go blind for the rest of the day like a bat! You got up quickly to try and feel for them as your blurry vision tried its best to see them. Damian walked in with a tray with breakfast, smiling like he won the lottery as Titus was by him. “Uncle! I have prepared you breakfast in be—" “not now sport, uncle lost his glasses and can’t find them.” You said hurriedly as you lift pillows up and down.

Damian immediately puts the tray down and goes to look for them. You both are trying to neatly search for them. Damian says maybe you both should check the living room as you had napped in there before getting to bed. The two Waynes nodded and rushed down stairs, well Damian rushed while holding your hand since you were still blind. Tim walked into the living room to see that you and Damian were busy looking for something. “Whats going on?” He asked as he sits his coffee down. “Lost my glasses Timmy, can’t find em.” Tim immediately got to finding them along you and Damian.

Jason came out of his hell hole of the room to the commotion of his little brothers and uncle just searching for something. “Did uncle lose his glasses again?” He asked as he starts to search with no questions asked. “Yes Jay I di�� how did you know?!” “Because you lost them a lot when I was a kid. Now hush old man, let’s find them.”

Searching high and low, Jason went to search the library. No clues there other than the books you had set out for you and Jason to read later.

Dick walks in, confused as he held groceries seeing his three brothers and uncle searching like wild apes. Telling what’s going on, he immediately went to searching as well. In the kitchen was stupid, sure! But usually you take your glasses off when you open the oven to take things out. So what’s the problem? After searching, and searching. You couldn’t help but sit down in the living room feeling defeated. The boys surrounded you, feeling sorry as you just rubbed your eyes with your thumb and pointer finger.

“DONT worry unc, we’ll find them!” “Yeah what dickhead said.” “I could try and make a magnet to get your glasses!” “Let’s just double check for them you fools.” Words being spurred out the boys made you smile, but you just shook your head no. “I could just buy me a new pair..” you said.

The boys didn’t even heard your words as they went off to do their things till find your glasses. You just sigh, Alfred walks in where you sat. “Master Y/N, I suggest you check your room again. I remember when you were a young boy you lost them so much you put them in a certain place.” He says. Hinting is what he is doing. So you listened and got up from the chair and walked upstairs.

Hearing the commotion of your nephews trying to find your glasses. You could tell titus had something with your scent up to his nose as he was trying to sniff out your glasses. Damian smiled as he walked behind his dog. Dick and Jason were walking around as if this was a patrol mission. And Tim was obviously in his room trying to make whatever he can. You walked in your room, and boom! Your memory came into place.

Turn out, you left them in your glasses case in the drawer of your bathroom. You walked into your room, then the bathroom and grabbed them. All the boys rushed in your room, yelling at how they will “found” them. You turned around telling them the story and they all fell dramatically on top of each other. The battle of the nephews was done but not over.

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Batboys when they start to realize Bruce, Alfred, and Batuncle are getting older, like sure they rag on Bruce and Batuncle for their knees locking, joints popping and shit, but when they see both of them or individually stumble and fall or struggle to get up after an injury, I mean ofc both are strong but when they actually start to look older and struggle with injuries it hits, and especially with Alfred(I mean he's immortal in my eyes but anyway), Alfred's already older but it definitely hits when he has to start sitting down a lot and not work as hard, his movements start to slow, it hits them hard, sorry it's angsty hours for me🤫🤫🥲😞😞

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Your banned from ever speaking cause you finna make me cry