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Best PC drama in Dimension 20 that I can name off the top of my head:

Maxwell Gotch and his opinions on Montgomery LaMontgomery's later books

Ruby and Saccharina (Actual plot relevant drama and did make me cry)

Fig & Kristen to Riz junior year - "Keep my name out of your fucking mouth"

Deli and Colin (No comment)

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Duke, on the phone with a friend: -and then he texts me ‘smh’-

Tim, walking into the room: Sonic Maurice Hedgehog?

Duke: What?

Tim: What?

Duke: Why was your first thought Sonic’s government name?

Tim: Why do you know that that’s Sonic’s government name?

Duke:

Tim:

Jason, has been on the couch this whole time: Y’all are both nerds. *goes back to playing a Sonic game*

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What each member of the Batfam talks about when trying to calm down their pet for a bath:

Bruce - This man either has a very calm and quiet experience with no need for calming, or is begging Ace to “please stop moving”

Dick - Baby talk all the way, praising every little thing

Cass - Little hums and shushes

Jason - baby talk but about how to better escape the tub

Steph - Also baby talk but calling them a bastard (affectionate)

Tim - His video game/tv show theories

Duke - Just his day, except his day has been batshit insane

Damian - The most eloquent praise for every little thing

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Big fan of these two types of Murph PC:

1. Acts like the straight man of the party but is actually insane (Riz “cut off his head so he can’t be revived” Gukgak / Maxwell “You’re Meat” Gotch)

2. Would be insane in any other party but unfortunately someone has to be the straight man (Jens Lyndell / Kugrash)

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If I had a nickel for every time that Emily Axford and Zac Oyama experienced unadulterated disgust as a result of a product in an Adventuring Party that another member of the Intrepid Heroes loved, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

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Kai’s actually closer to Jay and Nya in height than Zane and Cole, he’s just been slowly making his hair spikes more and more vertical as time goes on

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I was playing subjective Guess Who with my friend and it being 3 AM made it so the only personality trait I could give to Jake was that he was Wealwell-coded and now I can’t stop seeing it

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Every pairing of the Batkids have had the universal sibling experience where one of you accidentally cuts the other one’s hair and the first reaction you both have is “don’t tell our parents”

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Excluding planned events there has not been a single Batfam outing where they dress like they’re going to the same place

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something something Daisuke having to hear his ex-wife’s voice every time they play the recording something something Riz having to see his dad every time they show the photo of Kalina something something something

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Tim has just started rewatching Lego Ninjago because I just started rewatching Lego Ninjago so he intends to make a group of people dress up as the ninja during Halloween

Either he goes with the Batfam:

Dick - Jay (we love color-coding)

Jason - Was gonna be Kai but wanted to be Morro

Steph - Took the place of Kai

Cass - Cole

Tim - Nya

Duke - Zane (Glowing eyes and also i think it would be cute if Izzy was Pixal)

Damian - Lloyd

Alfred - Wu

Bruce - Garmadon

Selina - TLNM Koko

Or the Cour Four:

Tim - Zane

Bart - Jay

Cassie - Kai

Kon - Cole

Personality-wise it would make more sense if Cassie and Kon switched but the ability to use TTK to make rocks move and— while I can’t recall any canon superpowers Cassie has besides flight an super strength— she deserves to be able to shoot fire from her hands

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Honestly, respect to Lego Ninjago for having the Tournament of Elements season before making Nya the water ninja because the dedication to the most random classification of elements meant I didn’t question why ice was part of the golden weapon quartet but not water for a full season

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Damian’s at the age where if Tim starts talking about the season of Lego Ninjago that came out after he became a teenager everyone assumes he only watches it because of Damian when in reality it’s the opposite

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Dick Grayson cuts avocados the same way you peel an apple and at first everyone assumed that he just did it to annoy Jason, but one time Tim broke into his apartment without him knowing and saw him genuinely doing it. Tim immediately left to lay face down on Jason’s couch without giving him context.

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My dad, despite being able to sleep through me making ramen at 2 in the morning, has an unnatural talent at waking up the second I cross over the doorway of my parent’s room to tell them I threw up and I wholeheartedly believe that Bruce has the same parent sense

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This is so Bruce (or Dick/Jason) with the Batkids coded

stop

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Peak Tim and Damian dynamic is that when someone remarks on how similar they are, externally Damian mimes throwing up while Tim teases him, and internally Damian is absolutely ecstatic and Tim is terrified, either by the sheer idea of having two Tim Drakes in the world or the fear of passing his bad habits to his baby brother