#colin provolone

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Man. If I had a nickel for every time Zac Oyama and Lou Wilson had to rp a breakup-coded fight between their “platonic besties” characters because Zac’s character was experiencing a hard personal internal struggle and decided to leave a group/cause that he wasn’t actually invested in and mostly just joined because Lou’s character was passionate about it and Lou’s character was canonically very charismatic and good at garnering followers/admirers but Zac’s character was one of his only true friends that he fully trusted and was loyal to and Lou’s character was really hurt when Zac’s character left, less by the actual action of leaving and more by the implication that he didn’t care about Lou’s character enough to stay I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking RUDE that it’s happened twice.

[goldyke]

Zac is out here repping for all children of shitty parents

[aydasparamour]

somebody asked me to post this on tumblr and i promptly forgot to do so but here it is. currently thanking god that zac & aabria have similar face shapes.

[scalpho]

the difference between theobald announcing amethar and colin announcing delissandro for your viewing pleasure

[yeehawpim]

What is the will of a god to my hunger?

If you dare reach between my jaws trying to wrench Companionship and Happiness and Life from them, I will bite off your hand and swallow both.

Continuation of this au I have no name for lol

[counterspelling]

The Ravening War 1.04

[jaradraws]

zac oyama you've done it again (making a character that's irresistible to me)

[doodleswithangie]

"The battle is over. And with that, the Ravening War."

[Image description: Fanart of the PCs from "The Ravening War" grieving post-episode 6 battle. Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID.]

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Image one: Colin, Amangeaux, and Deli are sat on the ground, grieving after the battle. Amangeaux holds her head in one hand and clutches Deli's with the other. Colin lays a hand on Deli's shoulder. Behind them, the white outlines of Raphaniel and Karna have their backs to the group, but reach back to place their hands on Colin's shoulders. It is captioned, "We did it."

Image two: Same as the first image, but with Raphaniel and Karna outlined and colored like the rest of the group but darkened in shadow. It is captioned, "We did it," and repeated a second time in white ink.

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[chungledown-bimothy]

20 years is a long time, but perhaps one day, a young peppermint ranger and his pig are exploring the great rock candy mountains, when he notices movement, just out of the corner of his eye, maybe even catches a truly foul whiff of old cheese

maybe he tries to follow it, out of curiosity about a dairy person so deep in candia. but he's just a kid, and the stranger is experienced and careful.

maybe he gets close enough to hear the figure muttering "come on, provolone" before disappearing into the shadows.

[pond-eringstuff]

Hey does anyone else remember Karna can take the faces of other people? Me neither

[emiko-matsui]

nothing has changed my worldview so thoroughly as Ally calling Zac a word-sniper because I think about it every single time Zac makes a joke because its so true. people were talking about how they wanted to see Matt meet chaos force Emily while dming but there is no one better he could've faced than Sniper Zac. like Brennan said in the AP Zac is the only one who, by barely speaking a sentence, can break the most talented and accomplished improvisers in the world. They can meet a force of chaos and battle it - they are POWERLESS against a sniper

[valdrinorm]

friendship ended with colindeli, now colinraphaniel is my best friend

[operationslipperypuppet]

the duo we deserve

[scalpho]

and the award goes to colin provolone for most relatable dnd character in a final battle

[nosnexus]

The FDA knows.

[skeletonthecreator]

i was ready for colin to be an asshole. i was ready for him to be a seedy greasy asshole. which i can handle. i can be normal about that. but i was NOT ready for him to be a LOSER. i need him carnally.