#Incorrect quotes

[13urningstars]

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Cherrybomb: I'm having problems with a guy... Starscream: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems? _______

Cherrybomb: You saved me! Why? Starscream: People would think I murdered you if I didn't. _______

Starscream, to Cherrybomb: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

[bisexualvader]

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[halyasgirl]

Daniel…

[beif0ngs]

Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer? I mean, a little.

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

They were so insane for this

[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

[crowleys-hips]

[moondustinfj]

[lustwithoutlore]

After a mission…

Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.

Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?

Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.

Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.

[13urningstars]

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Incorect quotes

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Starscream, texting: Answer your phone Cherrybomb, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Starscream: Understood Starscream, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Cherrybomb. _______ Starscream: That was so hot, Cherrybomb. Cherrybomb: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Starscream: I said what i said _______

Cherrybomb: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Starscream: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Cherrybomb: THE WHO? Starscream: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[runboybeneaththemoon]

[chaoticace2005]

Alastor, to the Hazbin crew: I’ve called you here because I crave the deadliest game

Niffty, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Alastor:

Alastor: I was actually going to say hunting you all for sport, but I’m now quite interested in whatever this “Knife Monopoly” is.

Everyone else: *slowly backing away from both of them*

[mybirdis-theradiodemon]

Another one of these bc they are all so silly :)