#Dick: Jason. Why is there a pitcher of tea a Pride and Prejudice DVD and a gallon of bubble bath hidden inside your oven
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After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
#Dick unexpectedly comes over and Jason has to rush to hide the evidence#Dick: Jason. Why is there a pitcher of tea a Pride and Prejudice DVD and a gallon of bubble bath hidden inside your oven#Jason: … it’s a sacrifice to my edgelord gods?#batfamily#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#cassandra cain#dick grayson#stephanie brown#nightwing#duke thomas#signal dc#batfam memes#incorrect batfamily quotes#red robin#robin dc#dc comics#damian wayne
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LMAO YES
After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
#Dick unexpectedly comes over and Jason has to rush to hide the evidence#Dick: Jason. Why is there a pitcher of tea a Pride and Prejudice DVD and a gallon of bubble bath hidden inside your oven#Jason: … it’s a sacrifice to my edgelord gods?#batfamily#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#nightwing#duke thomas#signal dc#batfam memes#incorrect batfamily quotes#red robin#incorrect quotes
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He would T-T
After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
#dick unexpectedly comes over and jason has to rush to hide the evidence#dick: jason. why is there a pitcher of tea a pride and prejudice dvd and a gallon of bubble bath hidden inside your oven#jason: … it’s a sacrifice to my edgelord gods?#< prev tags
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He’s so me
After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
#dick unexpectedly comes over and jason has to rush to hide the evidence#dick: jason. why is there a pitcher of tea a pride and prejudice dvd and a gallon of bubble bath hidden inside your oven#jason: … it’s a sacrifice to my edgelord gods?#batfamily#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake
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