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When someone says "Jason Todd should've stayed haunting the narrative", 99% of the time, everything they will say about his character will be wrong

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alright guys who’s gonna save me, call me baby, and run their hands through my hair?

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Duke: I'm watching a sports.

Duke: The sports did good.

Tim: Did the ball go?

Duke: Dude it sure did.

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tiktok stunt haha funny. please talk about the ice raids

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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lil harlivy for the new season 🥳

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periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

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*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

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nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

“fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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Gail Simone I love you more than you will ever know

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There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

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long walk home

(more of that original project)

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Dick and Jason are siblings in the tragically poetic way.

Tim and Damian are siblings in the realistic “only i can mess with him” way.

Dick and Damian are siblings in the “in another life they are parent-child” way.

Tim and Jason are siblings in the way that they want to be close but can’t fully let go of their parental trauma.

Dick and Tim are siblings in the way that they are super close but with building resentment.

Jason and Damian are Siblings in the way that they resent each other but still act as a safe space for each other.

Cass and Dick are siblings in the way that they are emotionally responsible for everyone else including each other.

Jason and Cass are siblings in the way that they might not completely agree with each other but they have each other’s back no question asked.

Tim and Cass are siblings in the “i can only cover for you so many times” way.

Damian and Cass are siblings in the “you are my mirror so why am i different from you” way.

Jason and Stephanie are siblings in the “we are both on the outskirts but also not really so let’s make it everyone else’s problem” way.

Damian and Stephanie are siblings in the way they make fun of each other with the understanding of love.

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what is everyone's beef w this dog