#iwtv incorrect quotes

[moondustinfj]

[fairybonesandstardust]

armand: what if we roleplayed i’m a pregnant woman in labor legs in the air pussy spread to the world and your my sexy doctor and in order to speed up the labor you dick me down on the operating table

daniel: i wish i could go back in time to prevent you from ever learning the english language

[oh-alicent]

idk if this has been done before but

[sillybillytime]

Armand *dragging in a dead body like a cat*: I got something for you, my beloved

Daniel: JESUS CHRIST

[iclarye]

Louis: Yeah I'm really into true crime podcasts lately.

Lestat, trying to flirt: You know I've been the primary suspect in quite a few murder cases.

[esthergravityfalls]

After Daniel and Armand got (back) together, Daniel's daughters visited him, meeting their dad's young, rich and beautiful boyfriend.

Daughter 1: wait, are you the guy dad has interviewed in Dubai?

Daughter 2: yeah, like, the most dangerous man in the world.

Daniel: *spits his wine*

Armand: *shit eating grin* no, he was my ex.

[funtheysaid]

Daniel: You think you can crack me? I’m a hardened, weathered old man who’s seen it all. Do your worst.

Armand: …

Daniel: That’s what I thought. Can’t argue with a man spitting facts.

Armand: …?

Daniel: Now where were we-

Armand: Spitting? I thought I taught you to swallow, Daniel.

Daniel: So, your coven- wait what

Armand: Getting rusty in your old age, I see. Anyway, back to the interview, yes?

[freakygirlie]

Louis: I don't think we should get back together so soon, I think we should take our time and be companions for ourselves right now.

Lestat: This is going to ruin the tour.

Louis: What tour???

Lestat: THE WORLD TOUR!!!!!!!

[thestarwarslesbian]

Armand: Beloved. The people on the internet are shipping us. The problem is I don’t know where too. Daniel: I don’t think that’s what they mean, boss.

[moondustinfj]

Armand *internally* : I need this man carnally. I need to step up my game and slowly lure him in. I need to be gentle, charming and seductive.

Armand *externally* : You're Magnus' bastard.

Armand *internally* : Nailed it.

[frooogscream]

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

Lestat: *Talking to Armand via telepathy* Tell Louis that I love him.

Armand: …..

Louis: ???

Louis: What is he saying?

Armand: *To Louis* Shoot, you know what? It looks like I lost him. I think the connection is bad in here or wherever he is. I think he was saying that he hates your guts or something? Anyway-

Lestat: *Telepathic French Cursing*

[burythebonesincoldwater]

(almost a century later)

Louis *not looking up from his book*: Hey. Remember the time you were gonna let your b*tch ass coven kill me?

Armand *trying to melt a microwave*: Oh yeah lmao. I was crazyyy back then.

[thursdaymorningchild]

Because I can’t make any gifs tonight cause no new episodes 😭😭😭 making weird Danilou BFF quotes because they would make a literal burn book

Daniel: “And I said what you gonna do you little bitch, bite me?”

Louis : “What did he do?”

Daniel: “He bit me!”

Louis: “What the fuck?!”

[beautitudes]

louis: i asked you to erase it 🥺?

armand: yes you did 😘 you came to me in my dream 😌 you were very persuasive 🫶

daniel: he said he doesn't really need to sleep, remember 🙄?

armand: gosh you're so funny never stop 🤩

[iclarye]

Lestat reading a self-help book: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Lestat: ...

Lestat: What a stupid fucking quote.

Lestat: I'm killing way more than two