#iwtv incorrect quotes

[moondustinfj]

[nerd-elf]

[thestarwarslesbian]

Lestat: Welcome to the fuck Armand club. This is where we complain about the asshole. Would our newest member like to say anything? Louis: I think he misunderstood what the club was about. Daniel: I’m here for both reasons.

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Lestat: "Bonjour mon amour- HAHAHAHAHhahAha I'll try be scary *dies again*"

Louis: ✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️"hhhhHHHHBCFHF"

[fairybonesandstardust]

armand: what if we roleplayed i’m a pregnant woman in labor legs in the air pussy spread to the world and your my sexy doctor and in order to speed up the labor you dick me down on the operating table

daniel: i wish i could go back in time to prevent you from ever learning the english language

[iclarye]

Louis: Yeah I'm really into true crime podcasts lately.

Lestat, trying to flirt: You know I've been the primary suspect in quite a few murder cases.

[oh-alicent]

idk if this has been done before but

[sillybillytime]

Armand *dragging in a dead body like a cat*: I got something for you, my beloved

Daniel: JESUS CHRIST

[frooogscream]

[moondustinfj]

[nerd-elf]

Can’t wait to see more of these two

[thestarwarslesbian]

lestat, on Twitter: is it weird that the guy who is interviewing me is dating my ex who was also my husbands ex

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Lestat: *wakes up*

👁🫦👁

👁👄👁

👁👅👁

[wolfbitkki]

armand: I love you

lestat: *loses his shit*

armand: louis love why are you trying to strangle the air

[esthergravityfalls]

After Daniel and Armand got (back) together, Daniel's daughters visited him, meeting their dad's young, rich and beautiful boyfriend.

Daughter 1: wait, are you the guy dad has interviewed in Dubai?

Daughter 2: yeah, like, the most dangerous man in the world.

Daniel: *spits his wine*

Armand: *shit eating grin* no, he was my ex.

[funtheysaid]

Daniel: You think you can crack me? I’m a hardened, weathered old man who’s seen it all. Do your worst.

Armand: …

Daniel: That’s what I thought. Can’t argue with a man spitting facts.

Armand: …?

Daniel: Now where were we-

Armand: Spitting? I thought I taught you to swallow, Daniel.

Daniel: So, your coven- wait what

Armand: Getting rusty in your old age, I see. Anyway, back to the interview, yes?