#devils minion

[rdepicas]

🫥

[skyrigel]

“That ship is toxic ! They're so unhealthy—”

[little-linda]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

this is a skin of a killer, daniel

[vamplire]

munching him mondays, ticking him off tuesdays, wallowing in his misery wednesdays, thirsting for his blood thursdays, fangs in his neck fridays, sucking his blood saturdays, salivating over him sundays.

[jalattes]

if you were church, id get on my knees

[loumandss]

i just know he throws a mean left hook

[moondustinfj]

I get why vampires are so intense and extra all the time because imagine having an awkward encounter with one of them centuries ago and you still have to see them since you're 'a close knit society' and apparently you all have to 'love each other'

[not-so-allegiant-general]

Hey IWTV fandom, so we already established that Daniel would be incredibly powerful, right?

And he is still young so probably have no sense of his powers or how strong he is. So imagine they get along with Armand for a while, and he is teaching him, and they hunt together. And one night Daniel decides to be adventurous and try something new, and he is like yeah lets try the rest thing. So they are hunting he caught a victim, and he says "Rest". And all people around drop.

And Armand let go of his victim, looking as the human is falling on the ground. He blinks, looks at Daniel and then on the people and is like:

"Huh, You killed them" with admiration

[thegirloffans]

"Stop woobifying characters!!! He's a grown man and those people are MONSTERS-"

Shhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttt.

Tf up.

You can find yourself too wrapped up in canon and not know how to have fun with your imagination over THERE ➡️

Over here, I'm currently thinking about Diabolicule antics where Louis, Lestat and Armand are trying to bundle Daniel up to go out hunting and he's looking at them like "wtf are yall doing???"

And they're like, "It's cold outside. You're still a newborn fledgling. You'll catch a cold."

And Daniel's like "??????????"

[foolforlover]

vampire chronicles art dump

in order you have:

1. Bianca Solderini, Venice era

2. Armand from a scrapped dm comic

3. Daniel Molloy, still mortal

4. Gabrielle de Lioncourt but like. As seen in Lestat's fantasy I think LMAO

5. Jesse Reeves reading Claudia's diary

[mad-scientist-enthusiast]

Real Rashid thought Daniel Molloy's book would be his big break. Once a well-respected agent of the Talamasca with a window office in the London HQ, Rashid felt that he had been demoted in a way by having to play butler in Dubai for the past 5 years. He really thought he could crack this Armand guy by appealing to his upbringing in the Islamic faith, however he severely underestimated just how long it had been since the subject was last human. Armand was alien to him; a creature he couldn't begin to understand. But still, Rashid tried his best to do so, eventually working his way up the penthouse staff until he became the personal assistant of the undead couple. He expected a breakthrough— maybe a promotion in the Talamasca, or a raise in his pay from the vampires—but none came. Instead he suffered through ushering purchased victims to their inhuman executioner, setting the table for a meal of freshly sedated rabbit, and sanitizing the bedroom after some particularly messy BDSM activities. Rashid quickly learned that all the blood he had to clean was actually his employers' ejaculate, which caused him to take a massive hit of psychic damage each time he rinsed it off of one of their silicone sex toys. All this is to say, Rashid really thought Daniel would be his ticket out. The man was an expert at pissing these vampires off; he knew just where to strike his blows, what questions to ask, what faults to uncover. Rashid knew this would end with a bang, however this was not the kind of bang he anticipated. Rashid had no problem with gay people; he hung out with a few queers in his time at Oxford. But there's a difference between being gay, and impersonating your staff member for a BDSM roleplay thing with your husband to psychosexually manipulate an old man. He thought the explosive divorce would be the end of these antics, but that was foolish of Rashid. As he walked to the bedroom door, iPad in hand, hoping to catch the vampire Armand in a moment of solace so that the two of them could finalize his divorce settlement with Louis de Pointe du Lac, he heard the faint sound of movement inside. That should have been enough to put him off, but in his defense, he really didn't expect to open the door and see his employer spreading a pair of 69 year old asscheeks and promptly sticking his tongue inside. Daniel Molloy, his one saving grace, was handcuffed to the bars behind the bed and decidedly very naked. His whole body was flushed and blood dripped from his neck and other places where Armand had undoubtedly bit him. It was then that Daniel Molloy looked over at him, and Rashid felt his blood run cold. All his hopes and dreams of getting out of this job flew out the window. He could see it already; Armand taking him with when he moves out of the penthouse, and he'd be playing butler for another 5 years—this time in America where Armand has moved in with Daniel Molloy. Rashid had witnessed more than his fair share of vampire genitals in his time with Armand and Louis, and he did NOT want to see any more wrinkled old man dick!! And so it was then that Real Rashid finally decided to quit his job. The Talamasca did not have good enough healthcare benefits to make up for the psychological damage he would have from staying under Armand's employment.

[lestatscxntybob]

Update: We're finally on to QOTD and I can't wait to send her all the DM memes and she actually gets them

It's been like 15 years since my mum read TVC and because she's not chronically online (like me) she has no recollection of Devil's Minion so whenever I send her a meme or make a comment about Armand fucking that old man she looks at me like I've grown a second head.

We're doing a re-read together now though so when we get to QOTD she will see the light I swear

[armandcock]

armandaniel kinky hurt/comfort sex save me... save me armandaniel kinky hurt/comfort sex

[irisbleufic]

5,000 words, complete; direct sequel to "Trade the Game You Know for Shelter." Set the day Daniel's Harvey Milk interview goes to press in the Berkeley Barb, which Armand considers cause for celebration and surprises. Unfortunately, somebody else has a surprise for them, too. Winter holiday nonsense and terrible humor otherwise.

TEASER:

“Selfish, but fun,” Daniel echoes as Armand drags him toward the half-open garage door, pushing him under. “What could go wrong?”

“Nothing,” Armand says lightly, guiding Daniel by the shoulders toward a tarpaulin-covered object in the corner. “Do you trust me?”

“Uh, I risk bleeding out almost every time we fuck, so…yeah,” Daniel teases, grinning as Armand rolls his eyes. “I trust you.”

Armand tugs the corner of the tarpaulin sharply. “Just because I’m not inclined to drive anything with four wheels doesn’t mean I can’t—”

“What the hell,” Daniel says, staring at the vintage motorbike. “I would never have implied such a thing. Where’d you get that?”

“A collector in Los Angeles,” Armand replies. “It’s not identical to the one I had in the forties and fifties, but it’s close enough.”

[the-quiet-youve-been-longing-for]

Real Rashid gives Daniel gloves to handle the photos: Um achskually ☝️🤓 wearing gloves 🧤 to handle historical documents 📄🗃️ reduces dexterity 🙄😱

Armand gives Daniel gloves to handle Claudia's diaries: Okay 😘 I'll wear these gloves for u 😊😊 I will start on the right instead of on the left just to be a brat 😉 but whatever you say beautiful 🥰🥰

[ninetwelves]

i dont normally post just my sketches alone but ive been feeling more proud of them 😭i love armand so much