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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

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The listener.

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maybe top 10 posts ever

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"I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING!!!!!!"

"YOU WATCHED THE WHOLE THING LIKE SOME CREEPER"

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he invented frowning

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hold still

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Amen 🙏

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$12 bucks says that when the Devils Minion sex scene finally airs, Eric Bogosian will be flaunting a shirt that says “I FUCKED ARMAND”

Just calling it now.

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wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

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I'm just glad to be apart of a community where I get to see Baby Girl edits of a 72 year old man

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I love how louis and armand describe lestat as this irresistible all powerful sexual entity who shook the very foundations of their reality but the second you see him forreal he's just literally screaming crying and throwing up

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two vampires feeding from the same human on either side of their neck while locking eyes lustfully has me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there

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You’re not even gonna give him a treat?

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[nodding sagely] yeah the amc show made a lot of changes to the anne rice novels. very different. for example, in the books armand doesn’t even have huge tits or anything. not even b cups

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I really hope the next season of iwtv separates the real freaks from the freak tourists like if we get irl motherfucker lestat and Eric bogosian naked all over everybody we really gonna see who is on real freak hours

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Eric said "steamy". I don't care about anything else. He said the devil's minion dynamic will be on season 3, that the plot will thicken, and that it will be steamy. I will be clowning.