#incorrect moon knight quote

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[evilbubu]

[karmaspidr]

Batman: What is the situation, Commissioner?

Gordon: Some of Joker's guys tried to rob a shipment of Ace Chemicals. My guys got an anonymous tip, most likely from those responsible for this, saying where they are and that the situation has been handled. And to also bring a few ambulances.

Batman: Scans the scene. Paramedics are treating men with clown face paint. Cops are struggling to cut down tied-up men in ridiculously high places. Some were receiving emergency surgery.

Batman: Any idea who did this?

Gordon: Figured it wasn't your squad. Hands Batman a note. It reads, 'Courtesy of Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends. P.S., sorry about the blood.

Batman: Turns to some of the thugs.

Thug 1: The Devil... The Devil is in Gotham. He's come for us all!

Thug 2: It was like fighting three different people at once. One moment he was throwing baterangs at us and the next he was caving our fucking skulls in.

Thug 3: I don't know how he did it. He was like ten feet away. I shot him. I should have hit him. But when I fired, he was in my face. And he made fun of me!

[juneknight]

Reader, trying to be seductive: is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Jake: it’s a gun.

Reader: …

Jake, sensing he has done wrong: also, I am happy to see you…?

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: *running towards Steven with open arms*

Steven: *moves out of the way*

Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!

Steven: I thought you were going to attack me.

Y/N: I was going to hug you!

Steven: Why would you hug me?

Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[chaos-and-ink]

The hyperfixation is so back baby

[sadwetcatmk]

[bubuslutty]

if you litter, you're a bitch!

moon knight & reader - twitter crack au

a/n: special thanks to @runny-mascara for the help with the bit of Spanish in here. much love 💙 and this is for you anon, ask and you shall receive 💙

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[marshmallow--3]

When the Moon Boys end up in court

Matt Murdock: My client suffers from disassociative identity disorder. He has five documented personalities.

Judge: Should we swear them all in separately?

Source: Law and Order SVU S9 E1 "Alternate"

[little-cereal-draws]

Layla: do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Marc

Marc: no

Steven: I do

Layla: I know, Steven

Steven: I’m sad

Layla: I know, Steven

[incorrectanything]

Y/N: Steven was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Y/N: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Y/N: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

[traveller-of-the-knight]

I think I'll start posting these in groups from now on :)

[evilbubu]

guys. think about this. moon boys, Layla, khonshu and Harrow in an episode of Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsey. are you following me???? Can you see the vision???

for example:

Gordon: your menu and this decor looks absolutely shit. when was the last time you updated it? 45 BC?

Khonshu, restaurant owner: I hate this white man!

Layla, waitress: The only reason I'm still here is because he hasn't fired me yet. I stole 12 plates. 6 forks and 8 cups, in front of him and he JUST KEEPS REPLACING THEM. HELP. ME.

Steven, cook: hey, nice to meet you!

Gordon: hello.

Marc and Jake walk in

Gordon: OH FUCK ME, THERE'S THREE OF YOU!

Gordon: who the fuck is this guy?

Layla: That's Harrow, we don't really like him, he stays in the freezer most of the time.

Gordon: what

Layla: don't worry about it :3

[moonknightblog]

Matt: What kind of a taxi driver are you?

Jake: A really good one.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Marc: *in a fight with some random person and getting beat* Y/N HELP ME-

Y/N: *ordering food online* Are you in the mood for Italian or Chinese? What do you want?

Marc: You know what I want more than anything right now?

Y/N: Ooh, what?

Marc: *whispers* Come closer

Y/N: *goes closer and whispers* What?

Marc: *getting punched in the face* SOME FUCKING HELP-

[deadqueerboys]

Khonshu: Group of homosexuals.

Steven: Yes, you have a problem with this?!

Marc: Since when you're..

Jake: Relax, HE'S ANYTHING BUT STRAIGHT.. CRAZY BIRD!