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Would it be inappropriate to get a diabetic a chocolate-scented scratchcard?

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Also, mistletoe counts as a parasite 🥰

PSA: if you're planning to make Christmas themed art, especially if you'd like to incorporate mistletoe

This is Holly

THIS is Mistletoe

Thank you

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My asexual is showing, but that chicken looks good

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The only time I'm relieved there's no q because the only q food I can think of is quinoa and I'd be picking that shit off a burger

This show gets it

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Omg the only guy in the greek pantheon who's cool is Dionysus. Just don't get roped into his death cult. Anyway yeah stay as far away from the greek gods as possible, they're full of drama.

does everyone have personal experience with the greek gods or something?

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I hear Venom is a cool ally, he likes chocolate and chicken and hates loud music and fire

you all can't stop me from teaming up with others

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Zeus is also 90% likely to turn himself into an animal and ahem mount you

Hera will blame the victim and curse you for being ahem mounted

The worst the egyptian pantheon will do is put khonshu in jail. The worst the greek pantheon would do is lyke curse you, your family, and all your loved ones for a million years after making you eat poison so yeah don't mess with them.

the greeks scare me a fair amount

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Payment via PayPal is also available 🫡

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Greetings Moon of Knight.

Would you perhaps be interested in an alliance? Do not fret. I am used to the more…Unique side of things. You will be fine in my army.

@tricksster

you're that loki god right? sure, why not

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Just me and my fever keeping me warm 😎

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SEXY

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My bedding is soaked through with sweat and it's the most uncomfortable thing I've ever laid in, and there's nothing I can even do because the flat doesn't have a washing machine, and I'm not well enough to be able to leave the house to go to a launderette

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I dreamt I legally changed my name to Flavour Shafft, and to celebrate the name change, I animated a short video of the character posing with Thor as his girlfriend, and for some reason, Thor was played by Pedro Pascal, and the character of Flavour Shafft would have various action poses while the nose of a plane broke down in the background, and I was like, girl, you're gonna get decapitated by the rotor blades 💀

She also had lore where her father abandoned her so she had no one to walk her down the aisle when she married Pedro!Thor, she had a birthmark on her thigh in the shape of a Chinese lantern, and her rival was an Uber driver who charged her fees when the app malfunctioned and wouldn't let her cancel off jobs she didn't need

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I had a dream that I were watching a story (at first it was a movie, then it became a piece of musical theatre) where there's a character who has this protection put on them that no single source of evil may kill em, but if 5 sources of evil come together and put their differences aside to work together, they'll be able to kill the person through the power of teamwork ✨️ ig

And there came a moment during the performance where I made a masturbation joke and the main character who was one of the evil forces trying to kill this person broke character and told me off because he said this was a family friendly environment, and I was so embarrassed but I thought the concept of the story alone made it 18+, it was very Liam Neeson's Taken meets Beetlejuice