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Why is Peach only a princess? I mean, for obvious reasons, the alliteration works, but does that mean there's a ruler of a higher station than her in the Mushroom Kingdom?

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i was about to turn 5 years old when the patient needed mouse bites to live now im 22 posting about mouse bites on my tumblr blog

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So here it is, Merry Christmas

Everybody's de-e-pressed

Look to the future now

*traumatised screams at the passing of time*

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It is Sunday 22nd December and I feel like playing some Christmas music

Just come home from a pre-Christmas dinner with my Dad at Toby Carvery

I'll be happier yet when the wardrobe is built and I can put all my clothes and things away so there's no boxes piled up in the living room

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Not to sound like a gold digger, but damn, that's a lot of yous and a lot of money

...should we tell them about other universe Steven(s) or do we think that'll mess with 'em too much?

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there's other versions of me??!!?

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I wanted to chill before building the wardrobe, but the lag is unreal so I guess the universe has other plans

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I can't think of the name Jason Bateman without thinking of Jason Vorhees marrying Patrick Bateman

Okay so Traveler aka Jason Bateman in Carry On amirite ladies

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So like, was that slang for that time, or did the first line not need an "is/was" grammatically?

Damn

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I want to snuggle up with Boba Fett tonight.

No, I will not elaborate because literally everyone knows what I mean.

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you'd think desmond would access shay's memories the way he's got so much of his dna inside haytham

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I wonder what social media the Avengers have

Tom seems like he'd have TikTok & Insta

Tony seems like Twitter

I love tumblr because I simultaneously get to look at aesthetic libraries and learn about the day to day lives of the avengers

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Me: *pulls my hood up while trying to juggle a suitcase full of laundry and a laundry basket in the classic British rain*

Me: ok but how amazing would it be if Assassin's Creed released a cinematic of Jacob going a murder spree while Carol of the Bells plays overtop it

Me: *Googles*

Me: ah shit, it didn't exist until 1916 😔

Sidenote, O Holy Night could probably still work, it was written in 1843 and translated into English 12 years later, according to Google

ie. Fall on your knees (Jacob slashes throats and Blighters fall to the ground)

O hear the angel voices (Blighters ain't going to Heaven ☕️ but the reference still alludes to death)

And Google says the carol (originally written as a poem) was about purity, so it's a poetic contrast between that and assassination

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That's why The Sims is so popular

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually

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*sees a bottle of alcohol called Cockburn's Port*

Must be where pirates find their prostitutes

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Beds are overrated, sleeping on a mattress on the floor has been far more comfortable than any bed I've slept in

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insecure wade wilson who is convinced he could never attract anyone x logan who finds him genuinely fuckin hot (bec he rly rly is) is my favorite trope . ty 👍

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You've drawn him really handsome 😊💕

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