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Romance: Do you have a bobby pin?

Baby: Yeah. *searches in his hair*

Baby: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.

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Abby: *shoots a gun in the lounge room while Baby is chilling*

Baby, falling off his chair: This is why Gwi-ma doesn’t FUCKING love you!

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Jinu: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Mystery: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Jinu: It’s four in the morning.

Mystery: Turn the light back off.

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Romance: Hey besties-

Baby: Die.

Romance: What did I do to you-

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Abby, holding out a cookie for Romance: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Romance: *Ugly crying*

Abby, holding out another cookie for Baby: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!

Baby, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!

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Baby, at the Saja Boys’ funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Baby, leaning over Romance’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Romance, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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Baby, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Abby: Bro-

Romance: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Romance: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Jinu: What do you have?

Baby: A KNIFE!

Jinu: NO!

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Mystery: You really believe in Abby?

Baby: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.

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Baby: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Jinu: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Baby: I don't have time for their problems.

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Jinu: Damn, the power went out.

Baby: Don’t worry, I got this.

Baby: *shakes Mystery rapidly and Mystery starts to light up*

Jinu: What-?

Baby: He swallowed a glow stick.

Jinu, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD HE-

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Jinu: Tomorrow’s garbage day.

Baby: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

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Romance, during a meeting: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Jinu, code name: Been There, Done That. Abby is Currently Doing That. Mystery is It Happened Once in a Dream; Mira, code name: If I Had To Pick a Girl. Baby is...

Baby: Oh no.

Romance: Eagle Two.

Baby: Oh thank god.