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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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usernose · 22 days ago

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In ho: *smirking* I heard people are shipping us.

Gi hun: *terrified* TO WHERE???

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germboyfriend · 1 year ago

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ITS ALL A BLUR, THE PERSON YOU ARE AND THE PERSON YOU WERE.

#yeah im using this lyric again #needed to do it with a hare for the different vibe #lyrics r from leaf pile by the front bottoms #bugs art #the front bottoms #tfb #tfb lyrics #the front bottoms lyrics #lyric art

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indigo6f00ff · 1 year ago

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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago

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typical tavern scene

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #kristen applebees #figueroth faeth #gorgug thistlespring #got my version of this in lol. I feel like this is mandatory if u draw fh art #trying to remember whats on the menu at a typical swensen's. its been years since I last was at one #tho I am so absolutely unfamiliar with like elmville level of town scenery. just immediately drew from my own experience lmao #I used to think malls are the same everywhere.... but then I hear from my US friends and. wow they sure are not #mm. good day to reminisce a little bit. but I am now sleepy #not a lot to say abt this I think most of this is pretty straightforward. I did use this to test out some overlays in SAI2 #that I never really touched. the talisman on fig's guitar case takes from the house protection talisman you'd put on the front door #and also I think kristen slipping while fully sat down is very funny and special. she means so much to me #okay. alright. I should really go to sleep. and tomorrow I should take my dang walk... see the sun #have a good night lads! enjoy ice cream

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lemonnbug · 11 months ago

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How do you respond to the allegations that you once stepped on a worm when you were 10? Will you publicly apologize to the worms of america? How do you think this will affect your sponsorship deal with Olive Garden?

Why would you say this im literally gonna cry WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm so sorry worms I love y'all so much

Fun fact when I was little we had a worm bucket. Which was just a huge ass bucket pushed into the ground kinda and filled with dirt and stuff and worms. It was for bait for fishing but me n my brother loved sitting there watching the worms and holding them in our hands that I'm pretty sure we ended up not letting our dad use it sjdjsjs. So it was just. A worm habitat lol

#okay but I'm putting this in the tags bc it's kinda weird and embarrassing sjdbsjs #Also anon I was just joking ily thank you for the ask #But anyway #I get. Extremely sad. When I accidentally step on a bug. Like. I just killed something and took away it's life and I'm so evil for that typ #of sadness. It's weird. SO #I'm vv careful not to. Right? Except. It happens. Unfortunately. It's not our fault we're big and clumsy and we don't always see stuff #In front of us.#So.#And this is the embarrassing weird part #I. Have a specific prayer that I say. Like. A last rites prayer. But for little creatures and crawlies.#It's both me feeling bad and also asking for safe passage for the little things soul bc you can't tell me worms don't get to enjoy a #Nice little worm heaven #You just can't tell me that #I don't believe it #So yeah #I'm. Weird sjdbsjsjs #Also YOU LEAVE OLIVE GARDEN OUT OF THIS #I NEED THE BREAD STICKS PLEASE IM BEGGING #Wow I'm just letting y'all know how legit insane I am huh

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fanaticalthings · 7 months ago

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just another night in gotham

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#''jason try not to blow up anything for at least 24 hrs challenge''#gothamites should be considered prominent characters in the dc verse look at the shit they gotta put up with #u never know if ur gonna wake up at 2 am to find the city chemically gassed and highly toxic #or if you're gonna hear a bat crashing through your (newly repaired) windows just cuz ur room was a shortcut to catch some goon #the bats prob give BALLER food place recs tho so ig it balances out #every gothamite ever: this city sucks #literally anyone else: yeah its the worst #every single gothamite collectively uniting as one single front: the FUCK did you say?? NO one insults this city except US #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #duke thomas #signal #bruce wayne #batman #stephanie brown #spoiler #batfam #social media au #batfamily #batkids #incorrect quotes #dc comics #texts #fanatical posting

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hinamie · 6 months ago

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parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #itadori yuuji #yuuji #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 265 #this chapter did the impossible and singlehandedly revived every one of my withered maternal instincts #he is so . SMALL hes so LITTLE i want to hug him i want to ruffle his hair sooooo bad sosoososbad #drawing kids is not smth i do often gsdfjkfjk im not used to drawing yuuji so . rounded.#hes so squishy....i want 2 knead him like dough.....#GOD HES SO CUTE I KEEP LOOKING AT HIM AND I WANT TO BITE HIM #the MOST baby boy . complete opposite vibe of baby megu anta dare but i LOVE HIM #cant believe sukuna looked @ that face and thought ya im gna beat up this preschooler gHJFJHJG #vine voice what would u do.....if there was a child right in front of u #edit forgot th pompom how dare i breathe actually

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deyageka · 1 year ago

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Guys… pls… we’re in the middle of a mission

#they’re embarrassing Tim in front of big sister Oracle #yj98 #tim drake #bart allen #cassie sandsmark #kon el #conner kent #impulse #superboy #wonder girl #young justice #young just us #Deyageka Art

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jattendschaton · 8 months ago

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Ladybug and Chat Noir hosting a podcast where they're going to interview Adrien Agreste and so Adrien has to enlist Félix to pretend to be him and Félix gets to just. Make fun of Adrien to his face and to a national audience. Chat Noir keeps arguing with Félix’s Adrien about his own opinions so the next day all the news is about how much everyone thinks Chat Noir hates Adrien Agreste

#I just think Félix making fun of Adrien right in front of him #while Adrien can't do anything to combat it without revealing his identity is funny #ladybug's like 'we have a question from a fan: chat noir and adrien both pun a lot! can you tell us your reasons for why?'#and chat noir has a whole beautiful thoughtful response to it #and then they flip to félix who is like. 'im mentally ill'#miraculous ladybug

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trans-rights-coastalmangoes · 2 months ago

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guess we're not 3 guys

#this was like a month ago we're up to 6 named alters and at least two unnamed fragments #but honestly it is mostly the 3 of us who front #did system #did osdd #did posting #did community #dissociative system #plural #plural system #plurality #mango man rambles #leaf/dave

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sciderman · 2 months ago

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well - webtoons is over, gang

#sci speaks #if everyone would please just read the blog at it's intended home on tumblr #and please stop getting me to waste my energy on all these other sites that i hate then that would be primo wonderful #tapas and webtoons are actual shitholes. convenient to read sure whatever. but i hate the format anyway #and how they treat their creators.#not to mention the way tapas gamifies their interface so you're like on a fucking gambling site?? like if temu were a webcomic service?#what happened to the internet being a free and fun place for anyone to post anything.#noo. copyright laws because we want to make money we can't just host anything out of the spirit of fun and freedom #what about the money??? what if we risk money??#internet used to be a better place. i hate the earth as it is right now. the internet is like a mine that corporations dug into.#and destroyed. right in front of my eyes.#it used to be a beautiful green pasture with wildlife roaming and now it has been flattened and turned into an ugly shopping mall.#the things i do for you guys who really. really wanted me to archive it somewhere else.#i''m not doing it anymore. it is here until tumblr dies or we all enentually die and all our efforts are lost to the sands of time.#nothing matters in a cosmic sense anyway. enjoy it while it's here.

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eleadore · 23 days ago

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clerestory by @yiiiiiiiikes25 and victory lap by anonymous have got me on the theyrrrrrre married kick

#guess what..... theyr marrie #my art #drarry #drarry fanart #harry uses the ring like a fidget spinner #draco's is visible at all times his hand doesnt need to be held in front of your face like that but there it is

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nando161mando · 1 year ago

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auspicioustidings · 5 months ago

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It would be so jarring dating Soap because he will so casually say shit like "spit in my mouth would ye bonnie?" with full sincerity at the pub. "The new nails are well braw... naw had a finger up my arse in a while hen so time tae break them in" when you are at a bloody wedding. "Dinnae take it personal LT, she's on the rag and I havnae given her head in over an hour so that's why she's bitchin'. Open up bonnie, let me make it better" as he is bullying his head between your thighs when you're supposed to be having a nice dinner at his Lieutenants house and you snap at Ghost.

Johnny just does not have an off switch nor do you think he understands the concept of public decency. But fuck he's so damn good to you and is so incredibly obsessed with making you cum that you just learn to live with the embarassment he puts you through.

#mhairidrabbles #Ghost would just carry on the conversation like you aren't getting sloppy head right in front of him #and Soap doesn’t give a shit about what you use in terms of period products #he thinks he looks like a right warrior coming up for air covered in blood and slick

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