#I will die on this headcanon

[tinkerblunder]

Watching worst cooks in America and i can’t stop thinking about mtp with Louis and Jack as the judges

Albert: don’t let the wine go to waste! *starts licking arm*

Louis: 😬

—

Jack: I have taught worse

Moran: *putting a plastic bag omelette in the pot*

Jack: ok maybe not

—

James: AAAA

Jack: what happened!?!

James: the glass, it shattered *the glass baking dish broke in the oven*

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Fred: I made this growing up

Louis: *remembers he grew up in the slums* 😨

William: Fred you’re scaring him *putting a whole bag of cheese into a pan*

Louis: 😰

—

Louis: things should be ok, right sir?

Jack: …I hope you’ll still be my child after this…

[arkangelo-7]

Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

[gothamite-rambler]

Jason Todd babysitting baby Damian.

Jason looked around as Damian sat next to him. The little baby stared at the man with a blank stare.

Jason (rubbing Damian's chubby cheeks with his hand): Tiny baby. Precious. Soft. You are a cute baby.

Baby Damian smiled then giggled.

Jason: I can't believe you share his DNA, or her DNA or her father's DNA.

Jason booped Damian's nose making the baby giggle and cover his face.

Jason: All right, got that out my system. Let's go play in the dirt.

Jason picked up Damian and took him outside.

Jason: Battled my brother, taking care of my dad's secret son, getting paid. It's gonna be a good year.

Damian (happy): Ah!

Jason: Thank you.

[backpackingspace]

Penelope: cupping odysseus's face: I would gut us both and entangled our intentions. I will stitch our skins together and tie us into knots you will never be able to unravel

Odysseus: peppering kisses across her face tearing up: that's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me

The rest of court watching them: uM

[poisonousliliy]

So, when will we see that weapon again btw

[evvvangeline44]

regulus may have been james gay realization but who was REGULUS gay realization? dorcas. yk why? cus all the guys in his class had a major crush on dorcas diva meadows EXCEPT regulus and he never figured out why till he saw james potter on a broom in a quidditch match and then it hit him. thank you for listening.

[demigods-posts]

growing up is realizing that rachel was exactly who percy needed in that period of his life. because she knew enough about the demigod world that percy could confide in her about the responsibilities as the prophecy kid. but was also separate enough from the demigod world that she never placed him on a pedestal or pitied him for it. she never looked at him like he was a dead man walking. or expected him to become something more than himself to get the job done. say what you want about their relationship. but no one. not sally. not paul. not poseidon. not chiron. not grover. and definitely not annabeth. could have been for percy what rachel was for him.

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Luke: Hi I'm here to make you gay

Beckendorf: Hi I'm here to cause gay tragedy and awakening because Luke failed

Ethan: Hi I'm here to make you question morals AND if you're gay because the other two failed

Jason: I think there's been a mistake here-

Nico: Nope, you're meant to be here as well

Jason, confronting Percy: Hi I'm here to make you realize that YOU LIKE BOYS

Percy, who just wanted to say hi to Bianca: Y'all, I literally have a girlfriend who I love very much

Percy: Though, now that you mention it... before Annabeth, I only liked boys-

[eldritch-ace]

I present some nerdy prudes (oh and Max)

(I really wanted to take a shot at giving them all more than 1-3ish outfits that I think fit their styles)

[zoneofsmites]

Im of the full (possibly delusional) belief that Durge is not the species that they physically appear to be.

You’re telling me this being crafted from nothing but bhaal’s flesh and his blood - this demigod - is actually a dragonborn/tiefling/human/elf/etc.

No. This thing is bhaal’s flesh and it just happens to look like that. They’re an imitation of a species, they’re not truly a (full)mortal being, they have no heritage aside from bhaal.

As a result I’m sure there’s some…oddities.

For example, a demigod child, not fully mortal. I doubt they adhere to the lifespan of whatever species they look like. Looking younger than they should. (less so perhaps with long lived races like elfs and half-elves where that is par for the course).

A dragonborn durge that by all accounts looks like a blue dragonborn but their breathweapon is acid. A tiefling durge that seems to be a Mephistopheles tiefling but they cannot cast mage hand, instead smiting like a zariel bloodline tiefling.

An elf or tiefling durge that doesn’t read as fey or infernal trough identification spells. Because they aren’t either of those things. Perhaps they could read as divine but not quite.

Members of a race that durge is supposed to be looking at them and sometimes when making eye contact they read as wrong. And some kind of uncanny effect triggers in their brain.

Give me more freaky durge who isn’t really what they appear to be at all. Just a little murder demigod crafted from dead god flesh to be the shape of something else.

[egophiliac]

Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)

oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.

(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)

[imsofreakingtired]

Sevika: has anyone seen my top?

Jinx: your girlfriend is in the kitchen.

You: *chokes on water*

[mind-lost-in-the-stars]

fun Richie headcanon is that he gets easily overstimulated by noise. it’s noticeable when he seems to put his hands over his ears in stressful situations (bury the bully and workin’ boys being my two main examples), but he also wears headphones when he goes to see workin’ girls

he doesn’t have this costume detail in npmd but I like to believe that the headphones are noise canceling, so he can put them on if he’s feeling overwhelmed which he would need if he’s in a loud environment such as a musical <3

wow, another guy who gets uncomfortable when people sing, wonder if him and Paul have bonded over that (I will die on the hill that Paul is Richie’s uncle)

[gothamite-rambler]

Tim: He said it's obvious that Jason only has one night stands.

Bruce spat out his drink, laughing that grew louder to the point he had to place a hand on the counter top.

Bruce: I'm sorry... I'm sorry... It's hahahahahaha!

Jason (offended): Okay, it's not that funny.

Bruce: I care about you Jason and that's how I know you aren't a one night stand man. Oh God it hurts to laugh but it's worth it!

Tim: Where did he even get that idea from?

Jason covered his face with his book, blushing.

Tim: You made him believe that?

Jason: I wanted to look cool! Damn, Bruce stop laughing!

[part-time-zombie]

My favorite headcanon/interpretation of Remus is that people only think he's an idiot because he has no shame/self preservation, but he's actually super competent and intelligent when no one's looking and no one believes it when it comes up.

Like Logan will tell him to do his chores and he'd answer with "only if you beat me at chess, but if I win you have to do them" and Logan agrees because there's no way he'd lose against Remus, right? Then about 45 minutes later Logan is doing the chores for him and still reeling from the whiplash because how the hell is Remus so good at chess?

Everyone is too busy focusing on the fact that he lit the kitchen counter on fire to notice that he only managed to do so because he was messing around with a chemistry set he owns and made a new flammable concoction that doesn't really exist yet.

Idk, I just love the idea of Remus' cleverness being expertly masked by his chaos.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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