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I love your line work! Be nicer to yourself in the tags, you did great!

you with the dark curls / you with the watercolor eyes

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The best dynamic

“Enemies to lovers” “Childhood friends”

Ok but have you ever heard of: straight man meets hot badass woman disguised as man, and proceeds to have bi awakening

Highly recommend- give me 18 of them

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Saving this as a ref for later, I struggle with hair 😅

twisted wonderland idol au hairstyle tests!!

fav alternate hairstyles, + the groups if you haven't seen them (ive only posted about kissu, c3, unto and suso)

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This is just specific to my yuu and not canon by any stretch. But I had him put the pieces together, so malleus could cast the spell to bring back Crowley’s memories, and in my world, bring malenoa out of the mirror. I don’t think it’s canon by any stretch, but it’s fun

✧ How interesting the theory is—everything about Malenoa and Leaven/Crowley—I keep wondering about so many theories, what does Yuu have to do with all this? Because, to be honest, Yuu has nothing special This is what I have seen because, let's see, he doesn't even speak. So if someone can answer this question for me, I would be very happy. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

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Billy: *back facing the door and slams a shot on the table* it’s about damn time

Sherlock: when I said I wanted to talk to you “man to man” I meant about car insurance not a duel at high noon!

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Oof throwback! These are great!

Lab Rats x Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes (these are all from the Lab Rats show)

Adam Davenport! Reader:

Crowley, after the overblots started happening: The reason I built Night Raven College was to teach you to control your magic. And I couldn't even do that...I feel like I failed you.

Adam! Y/n: Well, I'm glad someone said it.

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Azul, after Adam! Y/n came back from the underwater museum without the potion: How did you survive so long without oxygen?

Adam! Y/n: By breathing underwater!😃

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Ace, when Malleus and Sebek walk by: Look out guys. The weather just got partly creepy with a 100% chance of annoying.

Adam! Y/n: Am I gunna need my umbrella for that?!

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Overblot Character: and how would you like your lives TO END?!

Adam! Y/n: Livin' on Mars. Then I accidentally take off my helmet.

Chase Davenport! Reader:

Chase! Y/n, dealing with their first overblot: Everyone just stay calm. We can't afford to panic.

Deuce: We are calm.

Chase! Y/n: WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE, WE'RE IN CRISIS!

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Chase!Y/n: We should just tell Professor Crewel.

Ace: Yeah, we tell Crewel and get it over with!

Chase! Y/n: ARE YOU CRAZY, WE CAN'T TELL CREWEL.

Deuce: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Chase! Y/n: WHAT, SO NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!?

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Chase! Y/n: What if Epel isn't able to make it!? What if he gets caught in a traffic jam!?

Jack: On a broomstick?

Chase! Y/n: There could be birds!

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Chase! Y/n, after going into Commando Mode and beating up Floyd: Commando App disengaged!? Guys, why was I in Commando mode!?

Ace: Where you in Commando mode?

Deuce: I didn't see a commando mode!

Grim: OOH, that's good! Everyone, keep lying!

Bree Davenport! Reader:

Bree! Y/n, after they catch a basketball: What do I do with this!?

Ace: Throw it!

Bree! Y/n: *throws it at Jamil who didn't notice and knocks him out*

Ace: TO SOMEONE WHOSE LOOKING.

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Crowley: And what do you have to say for yourself, Davenport?

Bree! Y/n: That boys are easily manipulated when their masculinity is threatened.

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Bree! Y/n, after Ace tries to get them to prank Riddle: Sorry, its not in my nature to be stupid and immature.

Ace: Good thing it's mine!

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Trey: I'm baking these tarts for Riddle's mom. If we do everything right, we might just be able to get on her good side!

Bree! Y/n: The woman has many sides. None of them are good.

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Canon. Fite me

crowley: “mr. shroud, believe me i would be so pleased to enroll your son here at night raven. it’s just that i find it very hard to… come up with an explanation for also enrolling a 12 year old robot”

idia’s father: “well according to this air-tight iep, you’re gonna figure it out”

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This is so cute!!!

merry and happy :3

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This so good! There’s hardly any x readers which focus on poc!

“Darling?”

You look into the mirror to see Albert standing behind you. You are trying to find a way to put your hair, but it is clear that you are struggling.

You begrudge your hair for being difficult but you know deep down that you just weren't in a situation where you had the proper knowledge to deal with it.

Albert dear, do you mind helping me?”

Albert was by your side in a moment. “I don't really know how I'd be of assistance but I'm here for you.”

Albert was sweet for sure but you didn't really love him. You were only doing what you had to do to survive in this era. You hoped you would begin to for your pride and his. Marriage was the only option and you took it, as a black woman, your life isn't your own until you make it.

You smile and face your hair in the mirror. You think back to how your mother used to style hers. Your mother was a woman of color who came to Great Britain with her British husband just so you would be born here as a citizen. She made many sacrifices for you and you know the most important thing for her was her hair. Her hair was the only thing she could claim as her own and not to be made by someone else's hands. You remember sitting down on her bed while she fixed her hair in the mirror for a special event with your father.

she would wash it.✅

Oil it with kitchen oil

Brush it out

Let it air dry

Brush it again

Put more oil while kitchen tongs to curl for 10 minutes at a time

Take the tongs out gently and voila!

After remembering you turn to Albert and ask him to bring you olive oil and a pair of kitchen tongs. He looked confused but he left for the kitchen anyways.

After returning the items and handing them to you he sat back and watched. He was never one to care about the way one would do their hair but to him, you have found an interesting way to do it. He watches you massage the oil into your scalp then use the brush, put more oil, and brush it out again. You used the kitchen tongs on each part for about ten minutes and he watched your hair turn into bouncy curls. He wanted to touch it but he knew you would slap him into next week. He settles on clasping your shoulder. You turn around to face him making your loose-fitted curls bounce even more.

“You look wonderful, my love.”

Even when he watched the process he still believed that what you performed had to be magic so he teased you accordingly.

You on the other hand ask if it's time to leave not wanting to entertain his taunts.

He grabs your hand allowing you to stand up before heading towards the door. Letting go of your hand his hand moves to your side gripping it softly. He leans down to ear level.

“When we get back I'll have to mess up all your hard work, is that ok?”

Besides the fact that you weren't able to love him yet, you knew one thing; his tongue does truly amazing things, your quick to agree.

If you want!

I don't know how this sounds but it makes me happy. I did a lot of research for this little drabble on black hair in this time period so that was fun! I love Albert but a British man is a British man, no grace💋…. Get it? Nvm smh😒

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Hello 👋,

I hope this message finds you well. My name is Aziz, and I’m reaching out with a heartfelt plea to help my family find safety and reunite with our mother. 😞

The ongoing war in Gaza has torn my family apart. My mother and newborn sister are stranded in Egypt, while I, along with the rest of my sex family members, am trapped in the midst of the genocide in Gaza. We have not only been separated but have also lost our home and are enduring unimaginable hardships. 💔

Your support can make a difference. Whether by reading our story, donating, or sharing our campaign with others, you can help us reunite, find safety, and start anew. 🙏🕊

Thank you, from the depths of my heart, for your kindness, compassion, and solidarity during this difficult time. ❤🍉

https://gofund.me/58268669 🔗

I wish I could donate, in the meantime if you can please support Palestine 🇵🇸

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@keonamariearelis made me in the bob’s burgers style! He’s so cool (and looks like Johnny test) go show them some love!

Also I drew her in the style. I tried a mono weight pen and I couldn’t stop shaking my hand 😅

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Hello, first of all I am happy to write to you all again. My transformation was a bit of bad news, and I would like to get help from the audience, which is actually mostly British. As you may know, wattpad has been blocked in Turkey and we, the readers, cannot access the books due to financial insufficiency, especially in today's economic conditions. I have a request for all of you. At the moment, we are trying to reach large audiences with the tag (#wattpadeözgürlük) on x, But unfortunately, we cannot reach as large an audience as we would like because our language is not English. If I ask, can you at least all help us with the #openwattpadback tag? It may be a bit selfish, but the young people in our country desperately need it. Please let anyone who is willing to get back, we desperately need this 💗

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Jamil: they say if you do what you love, you never work a day in your life

Kalim: *just breathes*

Jamil: I’m definitely working

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I could so clearly see this as an episode of the anime! I love it!

heyyy!! HEAR ME OUT 🆘🆘 yk how kids spell santa wrong sometimes and they write satan. since christmas is coming wouldnt it be funny if satan got letters from human children??

Hiii. I'm absolutely obsessed over your request and I guess we're starting off the Christmas season in November? Anyway. I hope you enjoy this one.

Summary: Satan receiving letters addressed to him instead of Santa and dealing with them.

There isn't an MC in this story. (Forgot to add them) So we'll pretend this was before the exchange program

Masterlist

Santa-Satan?

Satan was having a peaceful afternoon in the living room, a rare moment of tranquility in the House of Lamentation. He sipped his tea and flipped a page of his latest novel when suddenly, with a poof, a small mountain of envelopes materialized on the coffee table.

Satan stared at the pile. "What is this? Who dares disrupt my reading?" He picked up one of the letters and squinted at the messy handwriting on the front:

"Dear Satan..."

His brow twitched. "Oh, no. Not again."

Lucifer strolled into the room, holding a cup of coffee. He took one look at the stack of letters and smirked. "Ah, the annual Santa-Satan debacle. Always a highlight of the season."

Satan slammed the letter on the desk. "This isn't funny, Lucifer! Why are human children incapable of spelling? Or using spell-check!" He held up an envelope. "This one just says, 'Dear Satan, I want a pony. Love, Jessica.' Do I look like someone who hands out ponies?!"

Lucifer arched a brow. "Well, you do have a soft spot for cats. Ponies aren’t much of a stretch."

Mammon burst in, munching on a cookie. "Oi, what's all the yellin' about? Ohhh, are those Christmas letters?!" He grabbed a random letter and read it aloud:

"Dear Satan, I've been VERY good this year. Can you please bring me a PS5 and a puppy? Thank you!"

Mammon snorted. "Heh, maybe you should deliver a PS5, Satan. It’d make you less cranky."

Satan glared. "Oh sure, Mammon. Let me just conjure a PlayStation out of thin air and hand-deliver it to this... Timmy." He sighed dramatically. "As if my reputation isn't tarnished enough, now children think I'm a knock-off Santa."

Leviathan poked his head into the room. "Wait, is this about the time you accidentally sent a hellhound to a kid instead of a golden retriever? That was classic!"

Satan groaned. "How was I supposed to know the summoning circle would work on a child’s drawing?!"

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The letters soon became a family affair. Asmodeus had gathered a few to read, giggling over the cute handwriting. "Aw, this one says, 'Dear Satan, I want my big brother to stop being mean to me.' Isn’t that just precious?"

Mammon: "I think pretty much all of us want that don't we?"

Lucifer, giving Mammon the death stare while sipping from his cup: "What did you say, Mammon?"

Mammon mumbling: "Nothin"

Beelzebub, halfway through a pie, mumbled, "If they ask for food, I can help."

Belphegor yawned. "Why don’t you just ignore them? They’ll figure it out eventually."

Satan stormed in, clutching another letter. "This one asked me to make it snow on Christmas! Do they think I’m some sort of weather deity?! AND WHY IS THERE GLITTER IN THESE ENVELOPES?" He shook his hand, scattering sparkles everywhere.

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Eventually, the brothers decided to "help" Satan deal with the letters.

Mammon: "I’ll handle the gifts. These kids want money, right? I can chuck some Grimm at them."

Satan: "They’re human children. They don’t use Grimm!"

Leviathan: "What if we send them anime merch? Everyone loves anime!"

Asmodeus: "Or beauty kits! They’ll thank you later."

Satan pinched the bridge of his nose. "This is a disaster."

Lucifer finally intervened, adjusting his gloves with a sigh. "Enough. Clearly, Satan can’t handle this alone. I’ll take care of the mix-up, like always."

Satan glared. "Excuse me, I can handle it. I just don’t want to."

Lucifer smirked. "Of course you don’t."

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By the end of the week, Satan managed to write curt but polite replies:

"Dear Jessica, I don’t do ponies. Try spelling ‘Santa’ correctly next time. Best, Satan."

Meanwhile, Lucifer, dressed in a suspiciously festive red coat, handled the logistics of redirecting the letters.

As the chaos died down, Satan finally returned to his book—only for another poof of letters to appear.

Satan: "...I’m moving to the Celestial Realm."

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I misread the last one as ‘riddle gets emotionally over the ugly duckling’ and now I’m just picturing them both hugging each other and crying over the kids story

Random TWST headcanons

These have been sitting in my notes app for a while (cut off bc it’s kinda long)

Floyd draws on his skin a lot, usually just random lines or squiggles and a lot of the insides of his inner sleeves are a little stained with ink because of it.

Rook is a passenger princess because he likes being able to just watch the surroundings and not have to focus on the road and driving

Deuce takes his pens apart during class but then Ace and Grim steal the springs and he can’t put it back together. He has lost MANY pens this way and Ace and Grim just pretend they did absolutely nothing when Deuce tells them to give the spring back.

Riddle firmly believes that “a couple” of something means two and “a few” of something means three and gets irrationally irritated whenever that rule is broken (Not a Queen of Hearts rule, just a personal belief)

The Leech twins both send pictures of their food to Azul whenever they eat something with octopus

One time Floyd drank a quad-shot of coffee just for fun and Azul was freaking out because oh lord, Floyd’s already a mess what do we do with a caffeinated Floyd, but nothing happened. He was jittery and shaking but he felt nothing except for maybe tired. That was how he found out he had ADHD and wasn’t just a problem child (He’s still absolutely a problem child but at least he knows why now)

Ace is the guy who says “You know if the teacher doesn’t show up in 15 minutes, we can leave”

Lilia introduced Sebek to Dress to Impress and Sebek does the Caseoh “I SLAYEDDDDD” every time, he takes it so seriously

Idia has the most specific range of temperatures that he’s comfortable in. Like 60°F-65°F or else he’s uncomfortable and starts complaining about it being too cold or too hot

Riddle has chronic headaches. One time Trey asked him if his head hurt and he said “Just the normal amount” and Trey was like “Riddle, the normal amount of pain is none” “Wait, what?”

Rook lowkey gets emotional over The Ugly Duckling. Someone mentions it and he’s like “Oh, I could only imagine the pain that poor baby bird went through, being rejected and judged as an ugly duckling when it was never even a duckling at all! Quelle tragédie! I weep for its poor soul!” or something

(can you tell i have favorites)

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you have 13 seconds before the park fucking explodes i hope you both die

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Love how the albinism looks! And the shark tail is an amazing idea!

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