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ukiyology · 5 months ago
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@incorrect-moriarty-sherliam
yeah, i'm too lazy to draw the window view (i can't actually draw)
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rayne-astrophile · 10 months ago
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William James Moriarty x Fem! Dazai! Reader
I've never found any yuumori x bsd reader so i guess i have to make one myself 😀
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• you are dazai's adopted sister, a year older than him
• unlike your brother, you are quieter and more bearable than him. You like to read a lot, and your mind speaks more than your lips. You are more of a silent genius than an idiot genius. However, while talking, people can catch how similar you and dazai's playful tone are whenever you tease people.
• you are not manipulative like dazai, but you can be if you want. When you're on a mission, you like to take it seriously as you'd love to finish them immediately to continue reading.
• you also find things amusing like dazai does, you grew up together after all. Your attitude can be a copy of him whenever you want, and sometimes you have Ranpo's attitude.
• the first time you meet william is in Noahtic arc
• you are walking with your brother when you stop and observe the spiral staircase. You notice the blonde man who is staring at the stairs too, but you have no reason to talk, so you don't
• then, you hear the girls mention the blonde near you, asking another man to guess his occupation
• you observe them silently, and you have to admit, the two men catch your interest
• the blonde one especially, he awfully reminds you of your suicidal brother. Not his attitude, but his vibe and observations when he deducts things about the detective; you find out
• that's when your brother returns from who-knows-how-far-he-had-gone-until-he-realises-you-are-missing
"How fun~" dazai cooes as he stands behind Sherlock. "How about you try to guess my occupation too?"
To say that Sherlock is shocked is an understatement. The way he flinches and immediately turns around makes you chuckle.
"Since when----" the detective cuts himself off as he looks at your brother up and down. After a while, he scrunches his eyebrows.
Dazai sings, "Can't figure it out, Mr. Detective?" He turns to the blonde as you watch in amusement. "What about you, Professor?"
Sherlock frowns even more and asks, "How did you know my occupation?" Dazai smiles at him. "It's obvious. Only detectives play guessing games and get everything right."
"How about this man then? He's not a detective, but he got his guess right." One of the girls mutters as she looks at the blonde noble.
Dazai smiles and walks closer to him. "He's a special case. He simply finds this game amusing and wants to try himself. He is quite an observant, I may say. Solving and making problems must be your hobbies, hm?" He whispers the last sentence after he leans in towards the noble.
You can see how the poor blonde tenses. Seems like dazai figures something out, huh?
Dazai's sentence has two meanings. One, solving and making mathematics problems are one of the small things william likes.
Two, solving and making problems for society.
Dazai leans back and grins, "Anyways!" He walks towards you, and that's when the scarlet eyes lock with yours. "Since you can't figure something out about me, how about trying to deduct my sister instead?" He grabs your shoulders and pushes you towards the small group.
Sherlock observes you up and down as he hums. "You also stopped to stare at the spiral staircase.. but out of pure curiosity." He narrows his eyes. "I... can't find anything."
Sherlock admits his defeat. Dazai sighs in disappointment as he shakes his head. "Too bad, Ranpo-san is still the best detective."
"Ranpo... as if, Ranpo Edogawa?" The blonde asks you, as you are closer to him. "Ah, I see you read the newspaper, huh?" You smile at him.
"You're talking about him like you're quite close.. are both of you perhaps his colleagues?"
"Ding ding!" Dazai sings, "You got that right, Professor!" He claps his hands amusedly.
"No way! Both of you are detectives too?!" Sherlock exclaims in bewilderment. You simply laugh, "He told you that only detectives play guessing games and get it right, didn't he?" You add. "And geniuses."
Dazai chuckles before he speaks. "That was entertaining, gentlemen. Now, if you excuse us, we'd like to take our leave." He bows politely.
"Wait," Sherlock stops him from dragging you away. "What are your names?"
Both of you smile,
"Dazai. Dazai Osamu."
"Dazai Y/n. We'll see you again," you end with a small bow before dazai drags you away.
"...he's more than just a professor, isn't he?" You ask as your brother nods. "Yep."
• the next time you meet is on the train, where a murder occurs.
• you were accompanying ranpo when chaos happens.
• both of you nonchalantly walk into the crime scene when sherlock and william are investigating.
"Lestrade," ranpo calls out calmly, making the male flinch. He gestures to him to move away, which he unconsciously did.
Firstly, how'd he know his name? Secondly, why is he here, in the crime scene?
"Excuse me," you say politely. "And please excuse Ranpo-san's behaviour," you smile sheepishly.
"Ranpo? The greatest detective from Japan?!" He exclaims in shock, earning both sherlock and william's attention.
They turn to look at the door, just the moment ranpo enters, with you following behind him. His eyes keep closed as he hums and walks closer to the victim, William retreats himself to give the shorter but older male a way.
He stops beside you, and asks. "Is he going to solve the case?" You don't turn to look at him, your eyes are glued on ranpo. "If it's him, he will either solve it himself or wait for you and Mr. Detective to solve it just for fun." You mutter softly.
"I already got the culprit." Ranpo says nonchalantly as sherlock looks at him, flabbergasted. He turns to you, his eyes slowly open, revealing his beautiful emerald orbs that remind william of albert's. "Y/n, gather all the crew members."
You smile and nod your head as sherlock protests. "Wait! This is supposed to be mine and liam's case to solve!" Ranpo closes his eyes back and looks at the other detective. "Both of you will take more time than needed. It's better to solve it now, or the culprit will manage to get rid of the evidence." Sherlock clicks his tongue at that.
After gathering the crew members, ranpo observes every one of them before pointing at a member who is wearing glasses.
"You." He calls out. "Show me your hand." The glasses man steps forward and takes off his bloody gloves, revealing a wound on each hand.
Lestrade lets out a frustrated sigh as he runs a hand through his hair. He thought ranpo was calling out to the culprit.
"In 60 seconds, explain to me with detail how you got those wounds." Ranpo ordered, catching everyone off guard.
Why are they wasting time here? Shouldn't he tell them who the culprit is already?
"I-I hurt myself while working with my gloves still on.. I still haven't got them treated..."
Ranpo hums, and sherlock is ready to choke that crew member until the shorter male speaks again.
"That's not the right answer," he mutters. "I asked how you got that wound. I didn't ask why your gloves are bloody,"
"?!"
"You expected us to ask about your gloves, so you prepared for that. Because of that reason, whatever question that I ask, you will immediately explain why your gloves are bloody. I gave you 60 seconds to explain and it stresses your mind, which leads to you not being prepared, and resulting in you giving a different excuse from the question. I psychologically tricked your mind," he says proudly as the crew member grits his teeth.
"I---!"
"If you still want to deny it, then explain the blood splattered on your glasses." Ranpo finishes and the culprit gasps, immediately glancing at his glasses. "I'm pretty sure it's not your blood."
The crew member trembles, "I-I didn't plan to kill him... i-it was an accident....!" Lestrade approaches him, "Tell that in the police station."
Unexpectedly, the culprit runs and attempts to escape as he pushes the others away.
"Y/n!" Ranpo mutters as you nod your head. "Got it!" You sprint to the culprit as your right hand makes a certain move, and a golden thread wraps around the man, tying him as you grab his arm and push him down.
Your ability, Thread of Life, where you can form a coloured thread that is unbreakable. Golden thread is for the physical body, and red ones are when you need to touch people's inner soul. There are so many others, but we don't have time to explain all that.
As lestrade catches the culprit and puts handcuffs on him, you fiddle your fingers and the golden thread disappears.
Ability is quite a basic knowledge, but it is still surprising to see with his own eyes. You caught his attention back on Noahtic, and now william is more interested in you.
"Ne, y/n, what's the record?" Ranpo asks, leaning towards you as you look at your wrist watch. "15 minutes," you mutter as he groans. "Could've done better." You chuckle and pat his head, "You did a great job, ranpo-san. I'll give you some candies later."
That manages to lighten up his mood.
Until a certain blonde approaches you, along with his brother. "If you don't mind, may we join you, miss dazai?" William asks, hand on his chest as you look at him.
You smile at the blonde and his brother. "Sure, i don't see why not." You nod your head as they take a seat. "And please, call me y/n. Dazai is my brother," william nods his head.
Ranpo observes him up and down before standing up. "I'm bored, so i'm gonna piss that detective off." He says, referring to sherlock as he walks away, leaving you alone with the two blondes.
William smiles as he locks his eyes with you. "Nice to see you again, miss y/n. I see that your brother is not here," he says politely as you shake your head. "Unfortunately, he's on a different mission. Do you want to see him?"
William shakes his head, "Oh no, not really." He rests his head on his palm as his arm rests on the table. "To be honest, i'd like to know more about you. If you don't mind, of course."
You already caught his interest before, and he's not ashamed to admit it. If it means to get to know you, he doesn't mind being shameless.
You smile, "Of course, I don't mind. Only if you return the favour," you take out your handkerchief before handing it to him. "Before that, you should stitch your finger first." Oh, how amusing you are in his eyes.
Of course, he catches your interest too. His intelligence, his politeness... especially his scarlet eyes, that remind you of the blood on your palms back in your mafia era.
• let's just say that you become friends.
• louis seems fine with you getting close to his brother.
• however, you still need to remember the reason why you come to london. The whole agency will be coming, too. Soon, or later.
• why? The queen herself asked for their assistance to handle this lord of crime.
• but you can't possibly admit that, can you?
• especially when they are right in front of you.
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renmayonaka · 1 month ago
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Moriarty the Patriot incorrect quotes
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moriartyluver · 1 year ago
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False lovers incorrect quotes #1
(Chapter four after William broke into fl’s room)
William: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
(Name): Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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mareposie · 2 years ago
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Sherlock : Break a leg :)
Louis : How about I break your leg ???
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crazydaymycrazyway · 5 months ago
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Billy: Hey, have either of you been arrested?
William, the lord of crime: No
Sherlock, a detective: Yes
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vodkabutgay · 7 months ago
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[Time skip Moriarty Gang]
Albert: Sherlock's eyes are blue right?
William: They’re sapphire! With hints of deep blue and silver when the light hits just right.
Louis: And when was the last time he smiled?
William: This morning. 10:38 am when I offered him tea!
Sebastian: Right...and when is my birthday?
William:
Sebastian: When is my birthday Will?
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vlx3n · 5 months ago
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loichte · 5 months ago
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Liam: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together! Sherlock, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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lovelystarlightsblog · 7 months ago
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Albert: I would do anything for you dear~
Y/N: really?
Albert: of course!
Y/N: anything?
Albert: anything!
Y/N: quit drinking.
Albert: ….
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ukiyology · 5 months ago
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bonus
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rayne-astrophile · 10 months ago
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William: Are we fighting or flirting?
F!y/n: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
William: Your point?
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randomrandomalright · 4 months ago
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Sherlock: I think am I in love with Lord of Crime...
Sherlock: Any thoughts?
John: And prayers, you’re going to need them…
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mtp-posting-ld · 6 months ago
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More edited images + a meme cuz I felt cute about it
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crazydaymycrazyway · 7 months ago
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Sherlock: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why
William: Only if you don't ask why
William: *brings out four skulls of various sizes out of his bag*
Sherlock:
William:
Sherlock: This one will do
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vodkabutgay · 4 months ago
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[NY time line]
William, attempting to ask Sherlock out on a date: What if we went to dinner... not as friends?
Sherlock: As enemies???
William: ... Sherly we are past that.
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