#mtp incorrect quotes

[sleepinghellokitty]

William: stop forgiving my crimes. I worked so hard on those

[moriartyluver]

False Lovers Incorrect Quotes #3

(Name): *walking into a room* Sorry I'm late..I was doing..things..

*sounds of running footsteps here progressively louder*

William: *out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Mycroft: And what, pray tell, kept you up all night, Sherly?

Sherlock: Eh, I was doing a piece of work. You know how it is.

William – who has been called “piece of work” by Mycroft more than once – walks in

—————————— Alternatively ——————————

Louis: You really should sleep more, nii-san. What were you spending your night with anyway?

William: Just taking care of a piece of work.

Sherlock, waltzing in: It’s me! I’m the piece of work! He did me last night.

Louis: That’s no piece of work, that’s a pest.

[vlx3n]

[crazydaymycrazyway]

William: I slept with Sherly

Louis: Oh? I hope he didn't hog the entire blanket

William:

William: No Louis, I mean we both had s-

Louis: I HOPE HE DIDN'T HOG THE ENTIRE BLANKET!!

[ukiyology]

@incorrect-moriarty-sherliam

yeah, i'm too lazy to draw the window view (i can't actually draw)

[mtp-posting-ld]

More edited images + a meme cuz I felt cute about it

[snail17]

William: How do you want your coffee?

Sherlock: Black, like my soul.

William:

William: Sherlock, your soul is a latte.

Bonus:

Sherlock: How would you like your coffee?

William: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Sherlock, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

[femboykyo]

Mycroft: *to Sherlock* Beware of Women

Sherlock: *literally only flirts with a man who he finds smart*

Mycroft: wait-

[cronchy-cryptid]

After Albert announces the he and Mycroft are dating

Wiliam *already knows*: Congratulations! I'm glad you found someone, Albert! :)

Louis: What is it with the Holms family??? In any case, you seem happy, brother. Mycroft, please take care of him.

Sherlock: ...

William: ...

Sherlock: ...

Wiliam: Don't

Sherlock: ... Mycroft can like things? Damn, I didn't know my brother was capable of human emotions. I always thought he was an endangered animal.

My brother? Said the phrase "I love you"? Is he dying?

I may be a detective, but have never found that man's soul.

You must be the worlds best archeologist, because you have found the world's smallest, densest rock he calls a heart.

Mycroft! You found your soulmate before your soul! That's not how that works!

[sleepinghellokitty]

Mycroft: I don't make the rules Sherlock: Yes you do Mycroft: That's true, I do

[moriartyluver]

False Lovers Incorrect Quotes #5

(Name): WHATS YOUR TYPE?

William: anything, to be honest, but independent ,hot & smart girls who want me dead especially

(Name): YOUR BLOOD TYPE

William: Oh! B positive.

(Name): DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP! JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

William: ..

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Incorrect SherLiam (Dialogue Original by me; from a fic for a different ship which I will link here.)

Sherlock: “I’d like to think we have been seeing eye to eye for a while now. Although, I concede that you always seem to be two steps ahead.”

Liam: “Seem?”

“Yes”, Sherlock put his hands in his pockets, leaning slightly back where he stood, “My estimate is that you are usually one step ahead of me. Three steps ahead of police, and when situations get dire, you just bullshit your way through them and afterwards pretend it was planned.”

Seriously, only when I was fucking around with this dialogue did I realise how perfectly it fits SherLiam, it was originally written and will get used for a different ship of mine

[vlx3n]

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Sherlock: Liam looks so good today

Billy: Don't be jealous, ponytail senpai. You look good too

Sherlock: I wasn't being jealous, Billy. I was being gay

[ukiyology]

ultra HD sherlock holmes

@incorrect-moriarty-sherliam