#Epic Humor

[tumblebumblebee-63]

Inside of me are two wolves:

-One wants to draw cool/dramatic Epic scenes

-The other one wants to draw stuff like this ⬇️

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[procrastinatingwritersblog]

hello winions

look at my assembly of funny incorrect epic quotes (most of these are from Google)

Credits: not me that’s for sure

[epic-obsessive-elf]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

idk why athena didnt interrupt him

[ditoob]

“Showing Athena around the Greek Camp”

Recorded by Odysseus Laertides (1700 b.C.)

[dioptasesystem]

Luce Says: transgender people are fucking epic.

This is canon, I asked Francis myself.

[allthatispeculiar]

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

Two British Fantasy Authors, a play in one act.

JRR Tolkien: So my epic fantasy has elves and dwarves and gods and demons and vampires and werewolves.

CS Lewis: Cool cool cool.

JRR Tolkien: What about yours?

CS Lewis: Mine? It's got fauns and a witch and a talking lion and precocious children—

JRR Tolkien: I like the talking lion.

CS Lewis: —and Santa Claus.

JRR Tolkien: ...

JRR Tolkien: ...

JRR Tolkien: What?

CS Lewis: Santa Claus. You know, "ho ho ho."

JRR Tolkien: I know Santa Claus! I wrote the book on Santa Claus! But you can't have Santa Claus in your High Fantasy!"

CS Lewis: Why not? You have Tom Bombadil!

JRR Tolkien: HOW DARE YOU

[nondelphic]

note to self: stop adding more characters. you already have a cast of thousands.

[fangirlingpuggle]

Zeus: Odyssues of Ithica is that the child of Hector I told you to kill? Odysseus*clearly holding Astyanax*:...um...no Odysseus: This is my son Zeus: Whose the mother? Odysseus: None...just me...i'm his only parent The entire crew *ready to be smited*: 'Our idiot captain can't even lie about cheating on his wife the thought never crossed his mind' Zeus* Remembering how Athena was born and that Odysseus is her champion*:...Actually that checks out carry on King of Ithica The entire crew:... The entire crew: HOW????

[katerinaaqu]

What Modern Audience thinks: Odysseus was so brave he put himself before a friend (usually Polites) to save him from the boar and got hurt!

What Homer wrote: Yes basically my beloved genius-idiot was a little dumpass who miscalculated the boar's speed and the boar got him!

[turtleblogatlast]

Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

[isjasz]

i swear this was funnier in my head

(day 10 for dddaily4sherin KAJSKLJA)

[squeebh8]

me drawing antimachus fanart

[very-gay-poet]

INSPIRATION HAS STRUCK AGAIN. also CAPTAIN?????????

(omg the quality is ass <3)

[wronghands1]