#epic humor

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hello winions

look at my assembly of funny incorrect epic quotes (most of these are from Google)

Credits: not me that’s for sure

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Noel Fielding Being Noel Fielding

Brilliant! :)

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Because there are many #epic reasons to #celebrate during your S-curve experience #balloon #quotes

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ELECTRIC SHOCK CHALLENGE *WE TORTURED OURSELVES*

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My dash literally just did this and it's amazing cause its two different urls not the same person!

[seraphijade]

this is epic!

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yes im bilingual 

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Just...

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Valentines Day Questions (Answered)

1:Do you have a crush at the moment?

Yes and no. Getting over it.

2:Have you ever been deeply in love?

Yeah, I was a while ago actually.

3:Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?

A year and 8 months (approximately)

4:Have you ever changed for someone?

I tried to, but it was a bad ending.

5:How is your relationship with your ex?

Good friends.

6:Have you ever been cheated on?

No, and don’t hope for it.

7:Have you ever cheated?

Heavens no!

8:Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?

I don’t think so, because those people are the scum of the earth.

9:What’s the most important part of a relationship?

Trust. Always trust your lover and keep no secrets from them. Vice versa for them too.

10:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

Serious relationships are good because you always trust that the person loves you back. Flings are shifty.

11:When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?

If there’s a terrible arguement then possibly, but other than that no.

12:How many people have you ever hooked up with?

Never.

13:What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

Not being able to hold his hand or hold him. It’s bothersome.

14:What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

*SPITS WATER*

15:Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?

…Sometimes, unless there’s an uncomfortable distance in the ages.

16:Do you believe in “love at first sight”?

No, because you need time to get to know the person, not just the outer shell of their personality.

17:Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?

Yes of course, I went through that (as my first boyfriend) and things went well for a long time.

18:What do you consider a deal breaker?

If it’s impossible to trust them anymore, and they start becoming suspicious that they’re falling out of love with you.

19:How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?

When you or your partner is displeased with it I guess.

20:Are you currently in a relationship?

*Cough*

21:Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

Yeah of course, they can get past what they had and stay great friends.

22:Do you think people should date their friends?

Yes! That’s the best kind of relationship, because of their attraction to eachother’s personality already! If they like being together so much then why not spend more of their lives with that person who makes them so happy?

23:How many relationships have you had?

…One…

24:Do you think love can last forever?

No, it won’t last forever…but it’ll last you quite a good time if you find the right person. People change, that’s all I can say.

25:Do you believe love can conquer all things?

It probably can, unless that thing is a problem in the relationship.

26:Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?

Never.

27:If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

Don’t rush into things.

28:Do you think long distance relationships can work?

Yes, of course. Just make sure you make plans to meet up when you get the chance.

29:What do you notice first about another person?

That’s a tough thing to ask…but…their personality?

30:Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

Straight, but I’m okay with everyone doing what they please!

31:Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

No, because everyone is special.

32:Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

Not physically no.

33:Do you want to get married one day?

That’s a tough question too…I probably dont want to get married unless I find the perfect one for me. I’m not planning on marriage right now.

34:What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

Hell no.

35:Could you be in a relationship without sex?

Yeah sure, love isn’t all about sex.

36:Are you still a virgin?

Yep. 100% virgin.

37:What’s more important: Looks or personality?

Personality. Looks are a bonus.

38:Do you enjoy love films?

Yes  No not really…

39:Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

Nope…I used to get carnations from my dad on Valentined day but I don’t anymore.

40:Have you ever had a valentine?

No…My boyfirend was gone on Valentines day so we didn’t get a chance to be together.

41:What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?

Just sitting around and having a good time together. Maybe taking a walk or something. Dinner dates are too fancy and over rated for me.

42:Have you ever read “Romeo and Juliet”?

Yes, and that is NOT  a good Love story.

43:What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?

Friends I think. If my partner is my friend, then both.

44:Would you consider yourself “romantic”?

Hopeless romantic, yes.

45:Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

I could see it. After all, me and my friend Brianna are boyfriends ///shot

46:Have you ever been “friendzoned”?

Yep. Many times.

47:Which “famous couple” is your favorite?

Does Nagisa x Rei count.

48:What’s your favorite love song?

Romeo and Cinderella by Hatsune Miku

49:Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

…No?

50:If you’re single, why do you think you are?

Why you ask? Because NO ONE LIKES ME.

51:Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?

Poor nice guy, duh. Who would date an asshole for money? Money can’t buy love.

52:Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

Sometimes, depends on the problem.

53:Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?

Sometimes…

54:How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

It’s not too important unless you’re on the fence and you don’t know what is what.

55:Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?

Depends…I don’t really show it if I am.

56:Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?

Nope.

57:Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

A little, because there will always be someone better out there for you.

58:Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?

*choaks*

59:Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?

Nope, but he has.

60:What’s your opinion on open relationships?

What do you mean open? I think it’s important people know who is dating so yeah.

61:Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?

Depends on who cares for me more. Love and be loved back.

62:How do you define “cheating”?

Giving your love to another while still loving your first lover. It’s wrong.

63:Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

Pff no. Do what you want on your own time just love me later.

64:Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?

It’s a fun little time when you can tell someone you love them. I just think it’s good for candy the day after.

65:Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?

Eeeyeah.

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