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last post of the night

this is for a Very Specific Audience but:

i'm early game f2p in genshin impact (and i do mean EARLY. i just started the Liyue Archon) and rn i have a hyperbloom team of dendro traveller (i unlocked one (1) bit of sumeru for the specific purpose of getting her), kaeya, barbara, and lisa.

i have: c1 chongyun (poor me ik), rosaria, amber, iansan on standby. only amber is built. noelle is hanging out in a corner somewhere

kaeya is at level 23, lisa and traveller at 40, barbara at 30 something, noelle at 20 something, amber at 39, and rosaria at 10. iansan and chongyun are 100% unbuilt (everyone else has artifacts [good ones? no] except them).

my main team's weapons are pretty much all unascended and unrefined (except for barbara) at level 20. the rest of their weapons are at level 1.

all talents are at level 1.

any advice??? who should i focus on building?? i hate artifact farming, are they necessary?? i'm SUFFERING in the bloomflower trials--any good advice for those?

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my favorite moot is moot with my other favorite moot

this is a good day

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my favorite moot is moot with my other favorite moot

this is a good day

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i dont even need to make art *remembers no one else is going to make the exact art i want to see* FUCK

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my favorite moot is moot with my other favorite moot

this is a good day

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wait

my favorite moot is moot with my other favorite moot

this is a good day

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im gonna use bish for this purpose

hi, yes, hello, permission to call you "bitch" in a gender-neutral and affectionate way? in the way that you would fondly say to your cat "bitch what are you doing??" when they are on top of the refrigerator?

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im gonna "holy shit two cakes" this post

some readers will think the chapter is too short! but they will keep that to themselves or they have earned the Asshole title

most readers will think "yesssssss! an OPHSAU chapter!" instead.

what do you mean this chapter isn't even 1000 words yet???

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i lie about my age firstly because my teachers told me to never, ever tell an internet stranger my actual age

i lie about my age secondly because i'm smart enough to avoid the EXPLICIT tag on ao3

Alright, I need to have a chat with the teenagers that follow me, specifically regarding lying about your age and nsfw content. This isn’t directed at anyone, but I think it’s a convo that needs to be had in general.

I was a teenager once. I get it. Everyone lies about their age online. Maybe not to other people, but I’m sure every minor has clicked a ‘yeah, sure, I’m 18+” button at some point in their lives. I’m not here to shame you for that.

What I am here to say is it is vital that teenagers understand the difference between engaging in sexual content independently (ie, entering a fake birthday to access 18+ content), and lying about your age to engage in sexual activities with others online (joining discord servers/using nsfw channels intended for adults only/lying about your age to talk to nsfw content creators/commissioning nsfw art/etc).

Lying about your age to a website so you can look at porn is one thing. It’s an entirely independent experience, where the only consent that really matters is yours. Nobody has any power over you in this situation, and there’s about no chance of legal consequences.

However, lying about your age to other human beings is extremely different. If you’re engaging in nsfw roleplay with a friend about the same age as you, talking about sex with other teenagers, sharing nsfw fics among friends, that’s one thing. But do not lie about your age to engage in sexual activities/discussions. Not only is something that could have actual legal ramifications, and very serious ones depending on what’ going on, but it’s a violation of the other people’s consent. The moment other real people are involved, you need to be respectful of their boundaries & what is and isn’t appropriate for you to be engaging with. If they say no minors, I don’t care if you’re 17.5, you stay out until you are 18 years old.

Examples of situations where it is never okay to lie or mislead anyone about your age online include:

Joining/accessing nsfw channels or servers on discord.

Yes, I know it’s very easy to just click that little red button on discord that lets you access the channel you’re so curious about. It looks just like the one you see on adult websites that you click without thinking.

Don’t do it.

If channels are 18+ then you stay out of them. There are other real life human beings involved who did not give consent to have a minor in an adult orientated space.

Engaging with nsfw creators/content directly

ie, commissioning nsfw artwork, following or talking to nsfw creators who’ve asked for no interactions from minors/flagged their accounts as 18+ only, subscribing to nsfw creators on patron, nsfw roleplay, etc.

Joining/engaging with adult only communities, like Fetlife or cam sites.

Engaging in romantic and/or sexual online relationships

Any time you are talking with one or more other real human beings, particularly any adults, in a sexual context.

I know that adult websites have basically trained teenagers to just say they’re 18 and move on, but it is vital that teenagers understand that it is never okay to lie about your age when directly engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Knowing people’s age is a vital part of consent, and if an adult is found to have been engaging in sexual activity with a minor, they could face life long legal consequences. Not only that, but a basic facet of consent is clear, honest communication. If you are lying to a partner, then you do not have consent. Lying about your age is a huge violation of consent.

That’s not to say you can never mention sex around adults online. There are times and places where you may be asking for advice, or even just making jokes about sex or whatever. That’s all well and good, so long as everyone is on the same page. It’s on adults to make sure that we are behaving appropriately around minors online, and make sure that we’re setting boundaries in those relationships. But it’s on minors to communicate that they are minors, and respect those boundaries that are set.

So, tl;dr,

Lying about your age to access a porn site is fine. Lying about your age to engage in sexual situations/adult-only spaces where other real human beings are involved is not.

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GUO DONG!!!!!

anyway i think ness tastes like healthy donuts (not the mockery donuts, the donuts that taste like donuts but not like. tooth rottingly sweet)

and i think @graylilacs tastes like jolly ranchers! and @child-of-frey tastes like warheads! and @aayeroace tastes like blood oranges!

wait can we make that a game. what does prev taste like ^_^

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HEEY!

hey

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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just realizing that i maaaaaaaay have at least slightly revealed my age to one of my moots

uhm

oops?

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okay BUT

i will forever hold a personal grudge against ajax the lesser for the things he did to cassandra

so friggin unnecessary and violent and horrible

I used to be one of those basic bitches who think Odysseus is the only character in the trojan cycle. The only man ever.

Now I've changed, and even though my blog is about Odysseus, because he will always be my favorite character, I now have so much love for all the others.

Paris? You mean the arrogant farm boy who caused a war because he was horny? Love him to bits.

Menelaus? The sad hubby who has never done anything wrong ever? Protect him at all costs!

Agamemnon? The incompetent general who is whiny and petty but would do litterally anything for his little brother? I will give him a hug (but I will also rejoice when his wife slaughters him)

Ajax the Great? He is so cute and dumb, leave him alone (and give him Achilles' armour before he does something really stupid)

Helen? She is so chaotic, you will never understand shit with her. She will swear she's on Greece's side, but then will imitate your wife's voice while you are hidden in that damn horse, just for funzies. What a queen!

And the ultimate yapper? The father figure of all the Achaeans? The one and only Nestor?

Gosh I even love Idomeneus, he is so kind, and Ajax number 2 don't you dare disrespect him ever again!

I could go on.

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reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely af.

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i dont even need to make art *remembers no one else is going to make the exact art i want to see* FUCK