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[wronghands1]

[halloweencrafts]

Abridged Christmas Classics by John Atkinson, WrongHands

Find the Christmas Classics by John Atkinson here.

[truebluemeandyou]

Art of the Christmas Tree by John Atkinson, WrongHands

Happy Holidays!

Find Part 1 of the Art of the Christmas Tree here, and Part 2 here.

[eric-sadahire]

The NRA is opposed to background checks because... 

people who shouldn’t have guns buy the most guns.

[deadtrashpanda]

Oof, I don’t know why I expected better.

Day 3 wrong hand

[vforvalensa]

Happy Secsam!

This is my piece for @wronghanded based on the Sangfielle post-mortem question about the Blackwick Group's gas station snacks.

[hieronzine]

wronghanded. "Birdwatching", 2024. In A Chaotic Cataloging: A Seasons of Hieron Fanzine.

You can find them at @wronghanded on tumblr! Preorder your zine HERE!

[larsnicklas]

watching game 7 properly a day late bc my plane wifi was NOT good. "live" blog under the cut tehe!!

sasha absolutely obliterating a man in the corner was NOT on my bingo card but i liked it

ah gorgeous tip by mr v.erhaeghe. i knew he was going to show up that man ONLY scores big time goals

i love that pomo put okie back in the lineup. and not just bc i hate nick c.ousins lol it's just like. it's the right thing to do, to give okie a wack at this. i know when you're making lineup decisions it can't be about sentimentality but sometimes the Right thing to do is also the morally correct one lol

i do wonder a little if something is limiting bob physically a bit. obviously nothing that really has impeded him but. just something that's hindering his natural athleticism JUST a touch

good fun first period. it's very nice that both teams decided to play well in the same game. this has not happened during all games of this final LOL

espn wanted the o.ilers to win so bad they looked silly. especially m.essier AKSLJDFLAKSJD

okay lmfao you know what. that tripping call on matthew was NOT a trip. should've just been incidental contact, just a nothing collision. however. there COULD have been a call on erod for goalie interference so i think all in all it's ok. THAT BEING SAID puck don't lie and that's why the cats got the kill <3

stenny spent a minute and a half without a stick on the kill he is so cool so brave i would die for him i am so serious. also gus using stenny's stick wronghanded and also like probably five inches too big for him...... that was so harrowing. but bob was so up to the task. kith. i love him.

the cats really finally looked like themselves again this game eh. it was so good to see them LOL they are really such a joy when they play their game

fourth line looked very good

hockey is so funny in the way that a chance at one end can result in a goal at the other

that was an UNREAL play by kuli by the way. i'm so glad he had the second touch on the puck because he deserved an assist, batting the puck away from the crease while falling down. great shot by reino, and WHAT a pop in that building. my god. i knew it was coming and my heart is still pounding. holyyy what a moment

boys were laying the body. very good. wear them down.

e.kblad-f.orsling pairing you are SO very extremely important to me.

i don't mean to be too predictable but. samuel b.ennett is really such a warrior he's just got the heart of a lion he's mean he's intense he gets an icy cold calm feral look in his eye sometimes it's terrifying. i LOVE him. playing this whole series with a bum knee and honestly skating well, all things considered. fuck darnell n.urse lol

fascinating strategy from the cats in the third (treat it like a 20 min penalty kill) but i guess if it works it works!!!

bob was so locked in. the way the crowd popped with every save he made as the third period progressed..... man i LOVE sports

the scramble with 7 min left on the clock; dude florida owes gus f.orsling WHATEVER he asks for.

bob actually made a miraculous glove save on that play as well i feel so genuinely glad he had a bounce back game like this to win the cup

cats did a very nice job in the final stretch making it difficult for the oil to pull s.kinner

that being said. if EYE was a coach and my team was desperately trying to get the equalizer to extend the season and my opponent iced the puck with 3:29 left i would definitely pull my goalie and get my sixth man on the ice in the offensive zone but. idk what do i know

oh my heart really does swell with joy and pride lol they were truly selling out in the final minutes. bob was so fantastic. the five guys on the ice were throwing themselves in front of the puck, in front of sticks, in front of bodies. this is such a panthers way to play

btw sasha really embodies just. THEEE ideal. he plays hockey in a way that makes you nod sagely and go ah, that's how that's supposed to work. he's really wonderful i know he doesn't care to be a household name but i'm glad he will be (by hockey standards anyway) after this cup run

oh they are such a great team man. seriously when gus and mikksy and benny went into the corner to keep the puck along the boards for the final seconds ooooh the confidence i felt. no way THOSE guys were about to lose a board battle in THIS scenario. no fucking way. dudes rock.

also i did cry on the plane yesterday but that did NOT innoculate me from crying again today :( like what. i'm supposed to look at the tears in aaron's eyes and NOT well up in response??

me 🤝 keith t.kachuk wiping tears from my eyes

ok this concludes my "live" blog sorry if any of you actually read this. it wasn't very coherent

[ninbinary]

I drew one of the WrongHand comic’s five FebruBirthday drawing prompt: Miles, Lio and Sam, Magical Girl style :D

[zllyhoo]

i wanna do some wronghand doodles please give me character suggestions

[wronghands1]

[jayahult]

Dispatches from the tags:

@variable: "#that time someone commented very seriously that they enjoyed my art but didn’t approve of harrow’s necrophilia"

Well, that seems odd. It seems that, you know, TLT is sort of for the necrophile crowd. I don't want to cast any aspersions, it just seems directly aimed at that base. That's like looking at Borderlands fan-art and saying "I enjoyed the art, but obviously I don't approve of people killing other people for their guns." It's counter to the message of the franchise.

@theriverbeyond: "#only thing to add to this is the schizophrenia was in existence before the lobotomy but the lobotomy did Not help. anyway heritage post."

Yeah, in retrospect, that's usually how lobotomies go, I guess. Thanks for the compliment.

@wronghanded: "#see i really think crucifying john would just make him more annoying#rest of this is 100% though"

I suppose there are options to negotiate there. Scaphism would probably be the best. Hard to be godly or kingly when you're covered in flies, shitting yourself to death, etc.

I've considered reading The Locked Tomb series multiple times and hesitated basically only because trying to reconstruct it from scant evidence and first principles is very fun and funny as a game.

[serenityquest]

[eric-sadahire]

There was never one single problem in the world that has been solved by ignoring it

[piranharecords]

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[iklees]

"Classic books reissued by WHO" by WrongHands, via Language Log