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non-transfem lesbians are always trying to tell me why it's actually fine for them to have genital preference but for some reason I never hear any of them saying "I would be so grossed out if I had to fuck a vagina"
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strategy
[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.
Panel 1: A grayscale person wearing a shirt with a flag composed of green, red, blue and black stripes is talking to a green person.
Shirt: "Hey so after the election I've done some thinking, and I need to make some hard choices."
Green: "Uh okay who-"
Shirt: "I have to drop the whole chromatic issue. We just went too hard on it and it lost us votes."
Panel 2: The shirt person puts their hand on green's shoulder.
Shirt: "Look. I'm deeply and truly sorry okay."
Green: "Please don't touch-"
Shirt: "You just have to understand. Supporting you this much. Saying green people are green? It was just too extreme. I will still affirm that your feelings about being green are valid. But I have to think about electoral strategy too. I have to take a clear stance that nobody wants children to be green."
Panel 3: The shirt person starts sobbing while Green looks awkwardly.
Shirt: "Please... *sniff* please understand... This is so incredibly difficult for me, the emotional toll on me is worse than you could ever imagine! I just can't keep doing this! It's too politically inconvenient!"
Green: "Who are you, even? Were you doing anything for us?"
End ID.]
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I LOVE being transgender and I'll NEVER stop.
Today was scary but raising 3k with my sister and being with my girlfriend filled me with hope. I love being transgender and I'll never stop.
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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard
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rationalize
[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people
Panel 1: A leaf green person is talking to a grass green person with a hat and glasses.
Leaf: "And then Orange said that-"
Grass: "Orange"? Your friend is orange?"
Leaf: "Yeah?"
Grass: "Why do you have non-green friends? Don't you know about misoviridy??"
Leaf: "…I have plenty of non-green friends. I have grayscale friends, even."
Panel 2: Grass Green solemnly holds Leaf Green's shoulder.
Grass: "Look. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but every single misoviridy-exempt friend you have secretly hates you.
Leaf: "Uh. That is not true."
Grass: "It's basic viridist theory. Every single moment they're around you, they're thinking about it."
Panel 3: The grass green person tips their hat down.
Grass: "Look. I get it. You're naive and uninformed. You don't know better. But read "Pruning Greens." Then you will understand."
Leaf: "I already read that. It did not say the things you are saying."
Grass: "You will see. It is inevitable."
Leaf: "No I think you're just finding a new way to rationalize really unhealthy thought patterns here actually"
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also if i am just casually blaspheming today, i would like to confess that this is the image that comes into my mind every time the eye doctor says i have an astigmatism
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oh god what the fuck it's Lego piece 64727 everyone run
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telling starving tgirls who complain about no hrt gains to "eat like a teenager" is slightly incorrect; in a sense, she already is eating exactly like a teenage girl. tell her to eat like a healthy teenager
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honestly the whole “baeddel” thing is the biggest smoking gun with tumblr’s transmisogyny problem. it is literally just a transmisogynistic slur. “but they call themselves it” yeah it’s something called “reclaiming”. but just because i call myself a faggot doesn’t mean i won’t knock your teeth out if you call me it. any time you see somebody call somebody a baeddel derisively, you can guarantee that person hates trans women as a group. “noo i love trans women, i just love baeddels” hmmm where does this sound familiar from? “i don’t mind gay people, it’s just the total faggots i have a problem with” “lesbians are fine as long as they aren’t dykes”
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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
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I don't know why, but I get a strange feeling this is related to Anthpo.
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start hrt today! what're you waiting for?
fuck it. it's posting my art time
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