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[azukisprouts]

asajksjdjkksjdkk DEAD PLATE

Full painting under the cut!

I am. so normal about these three.

[turtleblogatlast]

Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

[homolobotomized]

kabru going thru the labors of hercules (and dying more than any other named character) specifically because he wanted to listen to laios infodump ab his special interest is making me crazy like what do you MEAN..........

[puddleofpins]

I’m not exactly a huge fan of Hazbin Hotel, because I don’t really like the creator, though there are some aspects to the show that I like.

I’ve seen the whole show along with most of Helluva Boss, but now a question has been tugging at my mind like crazy:

If Vivziepop uses biblical/traditional Ars Goetia names for demons (Ozmodeus, Mammon, Belphegor, Beelzebub, including Lucifer, a fallen Angel), why is she using nontraditional/non-biblical names for the angels?

Like why is a high-level angel given such a commonly used human name(Emily)? Ooh sure Sera being a Seraphim is sooooo clever /sarcasm

I can’t tell if this is implying that the highest-ranking/or Biblical angels are missing/absent like god is or if the show is just that uninspired? Like is this intentional that none of the angels have actual angel names???

[athena-xox]

If I were to make a roleplaying server (I have one basically set up rn, that I was helping someone else with cause of the locations n stuff which is my expertise but now I’m in ownership of the server) would any mutuals be interested?

I’m planning on having it take place their third year (the year after all specials, so mostly free reign) and have it be super canon compliant / lore inclusive. Just meaning including all the different forms of lore.

If you don’t know it that’s fine you just have to be willing to learn (all the resources are basically free (cough cough pirated)) and I’ll also explain it in the server if you don’t want to read all the books diaries etc. I’ll just ask that if you’re character is the mc of those books that you’ll have to read them

If you’ve never done roleplay on discord before that’s fine, I just joined one last month and it’s not hard. You just have to be a good writer/know your character

If you’d be interested lmk. Also if you want to be a mod and help come up with stories to

[codemonki]

Martin Phoenix with Peter Gant

[seagull-scribbles]

Was inspired by @mushtoons HC’s and came up with my own silly little thought 💙💅❤️

[gremblim]

how’d u guys decide on the strawberry and lemon theme for the uk vs us store?

I just think they're neat!

Honestly as we are shipping out of two locations, it felt like it would be fun to have some variation! Developed into strawberry and lemon, which while very different they pair so well together!

buy the zine here (also stickers)

[fuckedupsociety155]

Ok so, I really enjoyed the Super Mario bros movie. It was cute and really funny. Like, I went to a late screening cuz it was the only subtitled one available and, while the theater wasn't packed, the people there laughed out loud, cheered and not a single one of them moved when the credits rolled to see the post credit scene (like it was fucking infinity war).

Anyway, I really liked it. Chris pratt's Mario wasn't as bad as people said it would. He sounded better than in the trailers tho. And Charles martinet was there!!

The relationship between the brothers was ADORABLE. Baby brother Luigi and affectionate big bro mario was not something I knew I needed this badly.

AND HE CALLS HIM LU!!!!!

I just wish we could have gotten more of Luigi. I love him so much.

Honestly, since most kids movies nowadays are doing the villain redemption arc, I thought that maybe there would be a plot line involving Luigi and bowser bonding during his imprisonment and have bowser be redeemed by the end. But no. I'm a bit sad, ngl, but I like the more classic ish villain approach they took with bowser. A funny bad guy you love to see get punched in the face.

Overall a really fun and sweet kids movie drenched in nostalgia. And short enough that I would totes watch it again.

Also, peach was a total badass but like, in a non cringey way, and I need her backstory in a sequel. But they find more about her cuz Luigi gets into trouble and they gotta rescue him.

Also, also, THE SCENE WITH BABY LUIGI AND BABY MARIO!!!?!?!?!?!? SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! AND THOSE FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[homolobotomized]

so there's this manhwa... 😁

[soyoudneverguess]

SPOILERS THE SILT VERSES 36

This is a little bit of a live blog

HEART BROKEN HOLY FUCK

RELATIONSHIP ENDED WITH THE JOY OF HAYWARD AND CARPENTER FUCKING AROUND, RELATIONSHIP STARTED WITH THE TRAGEDY OF SEB AND DEV MY LOVES MY DARLINGS MY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MEAN MEAN MEAN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO MEAN CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY CANT THEY AKNDKDNFKEBDUEHFBKDLXNDHDJDBEJDBDJDNEBEBDNNDKDNDJDBDNDNDKKDKDKFKRKRBRJSJBDHDIEBJ DE IEKRJJDHJEE DE

Anyways, happiness is fleeting but “hold on Dev, I’m coming” for a man you’ve known for days who’ve you loved almost upon first sight.

HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT HES ALIVE SEB IS SO POWERFUL SEB SEB SEB SEB SEB YOU FUCKING DID IT OH MY GOD MY LOVE DEV DEV DEV DEV DEV YOU MET A MAN AND HE FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HE WENT INTO HELL FOR YOU AND SAVED YOUR SISTER AND AND AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY NOW YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE BETTER FOR BOTH OF US

Oh bitch. Oh you fucking bitch. I’m. I. Yeah. It truly was too good to be real.

[missjoolee]

if you could only see

*read tags for fun facts. mostly written while half asleep. not edited.

"Oh," she says, the corners of her mouth drooping into that familiar frown that accompanied the majority of his high school career. She sets her mug down on the coffee table.

Oh? A similar frown is quick to replace the elated grin his face had adorned when he arrived. "'Oh' is what people say when they get socks on their birthday, Mom. Not when their son tells them that he's engaged!"

"It's just..." she hesitates, as if looking for the correct words. "...you're still so young."

"I'm almost 22. I--"

"Exactly! Only 22!" Emily interrupts. "How can you be sure?!"

"What?! Mom! This is Julie we are talking about!" Luke can't sit still and stands up from the couch. Resentment builds within him. Why can't she ever be supportive from the get go?

"Well.. You've only ever had the one relationship. You can't know what you want really, never having experienced other relationships."

His mouth drops open in disbelief. She cant honestly be suggesting what he thinks she might be.

"I thought you liked Julie!" His hand flies up with the statement, emphasizing his frustrations.

Emily stands, no longer able to remain seated as the conversations heats up.

"Luke, Julie is lovely. And lord knows she's done you a world of good, but you could really benefit from dating around a little!"

Oh, so she is saying what he thought she was saying.

He let's out a humorless huff of a laugh. "Are you insane? You think I should give up the best thing in my life, a sure thing, on the chance I might find someone that can make me just as happy somewhere down the line? Yeah, that math doesn't check out."

She is getting visibly agitated now as she takes a step closer to him.

"Julie will always be your teenage girlfriend. Your relationship will never be more than that of children!"

"God. Do you hear yourself?! Julie's not in her teens anymore. Our relationship has grown with us. We have supported each other through personal growth, and continue to challenge each other to be the best we can be! We've already been there through hardship together." Luke leans into Emily's  personal space, not wanting to back down. It's a familiar dance at this point, these arguments with his mom.  That thought gives him pause but he never drops eye contact.

His mom claims that Julie would prevent him from flourishing as an adult, but in this moment,  with Emily, he feels the most like he's a kid again in the worst way possible. Suddenly, he feels very tired. He takes a step back with a sigh.

"You're unbelievable." His normal volume voice sounds quiet after the heightened pitches from a moment before. He turns and heads for the front door. There is no point in staying.

"Luke? Luke! Get back here!" Emily follows after him. "Most marriages at your age end in divorce! I'm just trying to help you not make a mistake that will ruin your future!"

Luke's at the door but he spins suddenly to face Emily one last time. "It's not a mistake, mom! If you could just see all the ways she loves me, maybe you would understand why I feel this way. How I know this is the right thing to do."

"But Luke--"

This time he interrupts her, not caring to hear anymore of what she's likely to say. "I mean, if you could see how bright her eyes get when she says she loves me. I just.. " Julie's smile, eyes full of mirth flashes in his mind, replacing a lot of the angerfilled responses he wants to shout at his mom. "There's no way being with her could ever be a mistake."

He opens the door and steps outside. "If you can't be happy for us, don't bother joining in on the celebrations."

He closes the door behind him. His mom might have tried to say more but he honestly couldn't care less anymore. It's time to head home. Back to the welcoming arms of the woman he loves and can't wait to marry. She makes him a better writer, and a better man. She supports him and his dreams more than his mom ever has. This exchange has proven that all his mom will ever be good for is giving him great song ideas. But the one starting to ruminate in his brain this time promises to be a lot happier than Unsaid Emily.

[nametakensff]

The number of wavs and video reblogs I have amassed in my drafts over this holiday is substantial lol

I'm gonna masturbate so much the second I am back in my own bedroom 😤

[lailuhhh]

Your wish is my command bestie @bold-and-nosy

Mac didn’t know how long they’d been walking. Too long and not long enough. The op had turned bad real fast, and he and Jack had been forced to abandon the whole thing, in hope of another team taking up the head on it.

They’d lost any and all communication they had when they started running, so there was no help coming any time soon. If Mac was more coherent, he would’ve been able to rig something up out of whatever they had left of their stuff, but if he was being completely honest with himself, could barely keep up with Jack’s pace.

Getting shot did tend to make people lag behind.

“Come on, bud. I know it sucks, but we gotta keep goin.”

Maybe if he actually told Jack he got shot and it wasn’t just a graze, they could slow down a bit.

“Just a little longer. We can settle when the sun goes down.”

Those seemed like some of the most agonizing hours of Mac’s life. And when the sun did manage to finally set, Mac stopped, and didn’t start again.

He was hunched over, hands resting on his knees, heaving breaths more than he should have. “Can we settle?”

Jack looked at Mac, a slight frown on his face. Usually it was the other way around; Mac would be the one to keep pushing forward and Jack would be complaining his ear off.

“Alright. This place is most likely safe and far enough away that they wouldn’t be able to find us. We’re lucky it ain’t really cold, otherwise a fire would give us away in an instant.”

He watched as Mac nearly let himself fall. He couldn’t blame him. Jack had been posted on the outside while Mac had gone in. He had all that extra adrenaline that was probably starting to exit his system and cause him to crash. Jack also didn’t miss the jolts and flinches at every sound when Mac thought he wasn’t looking.

“You wanna crash?”

“Please. I’m so tired.”

“The sleep. I’ll stand guard.” Jack could see Mac trying to make sense of whatever was being said. The words looked like they were heard but not registering.

“I thought you said it was safe here?” Mac sent him a confused look

“It is.” Jack knew something was wrong. Mac wasn’t one to question Jack’s judgement when it came to survival. “But ya don’t feel safe here, do ya?”

Mac looked startled, and a bit ashamed that Jack could see through him and call him out on something so trivial as being scared. His voice was small, barely louder than a whisper when he answered. “Not yet…”

It was against Jack’s better judgement to ignore what he saw, but they had nothing. Jack had nothing to help Mac deal with whatever was happening at that moment. The only thing he could do was speak to him, and hope they were found soon. “Then sleep. I’ll stand guard til ya can feel safe.”

Mac blinked slowly until his eyes finally shut, back leaning against a tree so he wasn’t in the dirt. “Always feel safe with you.”

[patron-saints]

crawl like a sinner (a riza/lust fanmix)

falling in love with someone who could never love you back is the exact kind of curse lust would wish upon her worst enemies. it is also something she thought she’d never experience.

listen on: spotify or youtube cover art in collaboration with: @amotleycrew

——— tessellate - alt-j triangles are my favorite shape / three points where two lines meet gimme what i want - miley cyrus pleasure leads to pain / to me they’re both the same hatchet - archive you could aim between my eyes and i’d still be yours to have looking too closely - fink truth is like blood underneath your fingernails / you don’t wanna hurt yourself hearts a mess - gotye but i’m desperate to connect / and you, you can’t live like this  hold me tight or don’t - fall out boy when your stitch comes loose / i wanna sleep on every piece of fuzz and stuffing that comes out  piece of shit - wet leg  and you are not in love, but it’s close enough  did it to myself - orla gartland now you're living in my memory / living in my mouth / living in the four fucking walls of my house october - the crane wives take my word, but keep the upper hand / i know you, you're the daughter of a lonely man blood orange - freya ridings could a life be like this, even with you?