#Damian Wayne/Jon Kent

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ROUND 1: POLL #22

ROUND 1 POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Damian Wayne/Jon Kent:

Supersons! Baby gays. It's like Superbat but cuter and with slightly (Damian had it rough) less trauma.

Harold Finch/John Reese:

Aloof nerd genius and his charming and lethal bodyguard/right hand man is such a great combination. Loyalty, blooming friendship, shared goals, divergences, lovers' spats...you have it all.

[nerdyafwriting]

I need to be better about logging in here, but I've written some new fic!! Please check the CWs and only read if you're 18+ ♡

Femslash JonDami (explicit) | Jon starts playing a game that her best friend Dami recommended and gets scared and has to go to her house for cuddles (and ends up getting a whole lot more).

Omegaverse JonDami (explicit) | Adventures of Omega!Damian and Alpha!Jon as they fall in love and welcome an unexpected surprise. Heavy on the mpreg.

Shota!JonDami and background KonTim (explicit) | Kon and Tim are stuck with babysitting duty and find a way to make it interesting. Jon and Damian just want to know what their big brothers are up to.

Plus some other shorter pieces for Sk8 and BNHA

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[everwalldigan]

To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

[ochibrochi]

bok bok bok bok baaawk 🐔

[koroart]

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Want to play a game?

Jason: *war flashbacks to knife monopoly* ...okay...?

Tim: It's called 'Jon or katana'. I give you actual quotes from Damian, and you guess if he was talking to his sword or his boyfriend.

Jason:

Jason: Awesome.

[anyknotrants]

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

[amorkuku]

(everybody is okay)

[wingo5]

Waiting on a new Apple Pencil so enjoy some supersons I drew with my fingers :3

[spicy-apple-pie]

Based off the Addams Family TV show where Gomez drops everything when Morticia speaks French to kiss up her arm.

Google told me Alkamal means perfect. Don’t know if it right tho lol

Commission Info / Kofi

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ROUND 3: POLL #6

ROUND 3 POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Damian Wayne/Jon Kent:

Supersons! Baby gays. It's like Superbat but cuter and with slightly (Damian had it rough) less trauma.

Wario/Waluigi:

[aylendoesart]

Finally got done with this bit of my Super Sons animation ✌️ based on Superman #10 by Peter Tomasi and Patrick Gleason

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[tiger-grace]

Bruce, bursting in the room: What are you guys even doing?! Jason, swinging on string lights: we're getting into the FUCKING Christmas spirit!

Damian, sharpening a candy cane: They will feel our WRAITH.

Jon, who got dragged into this and is honestly just happy to be here: yeah!

[valrixian]

When the short becomes the tall

I was lowk guessing w the height so mb💀