#DANG WTF THIS IS SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!

[grapecaseschoices]

i know people dont like playing warrior in da. but grappling hook has to be one of the sexiest and coolest moves ever on a per-specialization ability tree.

[applejarjar]

Ah, my apartment is livable again

[crystalizedcryolite]

HCs of AvM Characters' Typing Styles

(Alan not included despite the misleading photo used lmao)

Red:

Oh, MOST DEFINITELY uses emoticons the most. He's the type to use the most insane ones like╭( ๐_๐)╮and is not above using OwO unironically. Uses all-caps the most, overall VERY expressive in text.

Definitely the one to have the most typos and uses shorthand a lot, but WILL correct when someone else makes a typing error.

Example - "HEYY GUYS hru?? :D" and "NOOO rEuebn in MCSM DIEDDD (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞"

Orange/TSC:

They're a ghoster in chat/J

Types pretty normally, but also uses shorthand a lot. Only uses punctuation and caps when it REALLY counts. Rarely uses emoticons, and uses tone indicators more. Lazy at typing, lmao

Example - "hey what's up?" and "oh dang, rlly? that sucks/gen"

Yellow:

Everything he types is in perfect grammar, punctuation, and spelling. This, of course, leads to him being a bit of a slow typer.

He almost-never uses shorthand, same goes for emoticons. He uses tone indicators, though! And not above using multiple letters like "Helloooo!"

When he makes a single typo, everyone goes crazy and is quick to joke about it. Always quick to correct any typing mistakes.

Example - "I think you mean *Reuben, @/Red, and wasn't there an option to save him? /genq"

Green:

Green, Mr. Everything-must-be-perfect Green? He tries to NEVER make a typo, and is quite fast at typing. Manages to maintain perfect typing even in a fast pace.

(The same outcome from Yellow happens to him if he makes a typing mistake, but gets clowned on a lot less since he'd definitely make more typos than Yellow ever would)

Similar to Yellow, he tries to maintain perfect everything for typing, but he DOES use emoticons and shorthands! Also drags on some words with extra letters, of course.

Example - "Yeaah, I think so?? But the scene where he turns into a porkchop is hilarious lmaooo" and "Oh heyy @/Blue and @/Purple are both online! Hey, guys <3"

Blue:

Has a typing style similar to Orange’s, but uses caps and emoticons a lot more! Doesn't quite care about typing errors unless it's something important. Nothing much to add to this, to be honest.

Example - "Heyyy! ^^" and "The cutsecene was actually pretty funny ngl, it made teh sad moment less sad tho :P"

Purple:

Their typing style used to be extremely perfect, but as time went on, they stopped caring too much. Of course, they use proper spelling and doesn't use shorthand too often, but they do allow themselves to be imperfect!

They use tone indicators more than shorthand, but they do use stuff like "lmaoo" and "wtf" sometimes!

Example - "Wait tf who's Reuben? /genq" and "@/Red I am so sorry for your loss.."

King Orange/King Mango:

Perfect typing, doesn't even try. Doesn't use emoticons, doesn't use shorthand, doesn't use tone indicators. Uses emojis.

Doesn't understand what "lol" means. His typing style reflects his speaking style.

Example - "@/Purple, I do believe that @/Red is referring to the show he's been watching." and "You all must go to sleep, it's late! You kids need more time to grow."

Purple: "Dad we're all young adults-"

KM: "Oh, that's right 🫢. Indeed, you are.."

Red: "o l d XD"

KM: "What does 'XD' mean?"

[hooffuloftootsierolls]

Maybe 'cause leaks will be leaks and we don't talk of then openly out of fear of getting shadowbanned, but... It KIND OF bothers me that people are hardly talking about Abel after the leaks

Like... Screw Alastor's backstory, i just got myself a new husbando, AND I WANT MORE OF HIM, GYATT DANG IT! 😡

But on a side note, Cain WHEN? I can take both 💅

Alastor is basically the fan favorite so it's understandable that people are more invested in the whole backstory, but idk ever since I finished the first season I was wayyy more interested in Adam(and I wasn't able to jump for joy over the backstory because I was too busy being pissed that Al and Rosie's wholesome relationship was destroyed like wtf).

Still pretty annoyed that Adam is confirmed to be dead dead(I think. I'm still hopeful for some reason lmao) but it's okay because we have ABEL AND I ALREADY LOVE HIM. He's such a funny dorky lookin guy who kind of takes after his father and hopefully this time won't die. HE EVEN PUTS HIS WINGS AT HIS SIDE THE SAME WAY AND HAS THE FUNNY "A" SYMBOL ON HIS HAT.

And CAIN. If we don't get to meet both of the iconic brothers I'm throwing hands because I am so interested to learn about him. Does he know his dad is double dead, I wonder?

AND EVE. OH EVE. Is she in Heaven and we just haven't met her? Though as most fan theories suggest, she's probably in Hell. The real question is whether she's evil or not, since there are also theories around that possibility.

I gotta learn about this damned family 😔

[rinseveryday]

Idk why, but i always imagine rin with like… gigant horns, but i never cam think HOW they would like(like, sheep, goat, "generic demon"…)

Thanks for the ask!

I've seen my friends draw them in different ways! Usually they're kinda longer versions of his little nubs, kind of on the skinny side. Deer Antler! Rin seems to be a niche but really cool choice (I gotta go find those to reblog again later). Since Rin is a generic Shonen Protag Guy design, I'd say he'd get a Generic Demon Lord horn design in the shape of his flames with more flames floating around them yeahhhh get all the flames.

Personally I've always really liked the idea of his ethereal flame horns so I never really thought too hard on what kinda physical horns I'd like to see on him, besides ofc the idea that he would inherit Satan's look. BUT since I love Rin SO MUCH, I'll do a little deep dive just for you anon.

Spoilers under the cut for Post-ch 98 of the manga and Post-Season 5 of the anime. Just in case.

Kato seems to have gone the "generic demon" route if we look at the shape of his flame horns. They have a round base and curve out and up. And you're right, if they were material, they'd be pretty dang big!

I really like how the tips can be wiggly cuz they're just flames. They'd be so mesmerizing to stare at OwO

Ahem, back to theorizing about physical horns. There was a Q&A in one of the extras from one of the Of One Cloth volumes I believe, but I can't check right now because I know if I do I'll just start rereading them all and crying so here's a redrawing of what that Q&A was about.

Basically someone asked why Rin got little tiny nubbins and Rin was like "yea wtf give me something cooler! something bigger!" and then Kato went "be careful what you wish for" and gave him huge horns that would probably break his poor little neck.

Of course, Kato never gave a straight answer to the asker and we barely even get to see his nubbins anymore, but I think these silly horns came back in the form of whatever tf is atop Satan's noggin. I'm sure Kato never gave Rin these because can you imagine having to draw the main protagonist with these for more than like, two chapters? At one point there was a panel that looked like he had weird fingers with claw nails on his head :/

Rin also has a second horn form for when he goes Sicko Mode. I have no idea what they're supposed to be other than his normal horns merged into a V-shape, but I like to think of them as a crown. I drew them floating above his head, kinda like how Hellboy's full horns look, but smaller cuz he's just a bby demon.

As an artist... those horns just look like a lot of work to draw. But if you haven't seen Hellboy 1 or 2 yet, I'd really recommend it! It's got a lot of stuff an AoEx fan would like, especially Hellboy's cool horns that he shaves down because they're a lot of work to draw I MEAN a pain in the neck to have.

[happypotato48]

Wandee Goodday EP 2 Unhinged Tangent Thoughts

"Previously on Wandee Goodday Z. Doctor Wandee set his eyes on Mr. perfect Doctor Ter, but before the battle even starts our hero Dee got hit with the "I only like women." now after humiliated defeat, Dee rise up to meet his new challenger Yor-yak Phadetseuk. can our hero finally get to taste delicious victory or it he going to forever be consign to life of vanillaness. find out in this episode of Wandee Goodday Z!"

To zab or not to zab? an age old question, asks to themself by every repressed Homos that ever live.

Bitch! you just got offered free dick. and this hunk of a dick nonetheless. get off your high horse and go ride this bull of a man instead!

So you people probably figured this out by now. but yes Fluke is a really poppular thai boy name for millennials and gen z. i literally knew like 10+ different Flukes form just my school days alone.

Cher can you share your man with me. pretty please 🥺

Fuck you! how dare you wink your god dang eyebrow like that! เห็นใจคน��ม่มีผัวหน่อยสิครับ.

Eyebrows!

Men, can't kill them, can't live without them.

Ok wtf, how is this dumb horny show give me the feels right now. Ohhhh those eyes, god damn those eyes. it's like staring into a hazy morning field touched by a gentle first daylight. i wish i could get lost in them forever..... anyway Hot man me likey!

I don't go there but Yak fursuit game is weak. forking amature smh.

Tank tops! hubba hubba. thank you show for putting all the men in tank tops. i will forever be in your debt.

No thank you. i really don't like this trope of a character getting saves from sa that so prevalent in BL and romance genre in general.

This man is a husband material, Dee. you better not break this poor man's heart. or i swear to all the lords of hell, i will bring down calamity on your ass.

Oh hello stereotypical gossipy gay. your kind was one of the first queer representations we got on thai tv. you walked so these BL boys could run, thank you for your service.

He's so beautiful. i love him and his magnificent eyebrows so much.

Cool grandma! i love her style so much. also loved that she asked Dee how the hell he still can't find a man. freaking savage.

จะเอาหัวเอาหางหรือจะเอากลางตลอดตัว ก็ได้จ่ะ.

"Moan harder" and "play with that longer" i'm fucking dead. this is so hot! ahhhh yessss i love this so much. this is how you do sexy. other BLs take some fucking notes!

This is so fucking tender. my heart is melted.

Oh my, this Ep whewwww. the tenderness expressed by Yak is something that i didn't know i needed, but i'm 100% loving every goddamn second of it. Great is such a great actor (pun intended.) and this version of Yak is already better than his book counterpart.

[alipeeps]

Episode 18

Okay so their quest is taking them to Li Lun's hometown... that's... not great..

Wait.. wtf just happened?

Did we time skip? White fog and then Wen Xiao is waking up in a completely different place from where we just saw them?

Is this another patented GJM "we'll throw in a flashback shortly that will explain how we got to this point"?

Oh what the fuck they tried to use the portal travel thingy... and got sent back to Demon Hunting Bureau? (Did Pei Sijing deliberately fuck up the travel again?)

But why is Wen Xiao separated from them? And why is her version of the Bureau so foggy?

Is this even the Bureau at all or some fucking illusion?

Bingo, it's fucking Li Lun's dreamland version of the bureau.

Well shit. This quest is off to an absolutely shitty start.

Without the truth eye Zhu Yan can't break the illlusion? But.. why doesn't he have the truth eye? He had it before? Or was that something that relied on the baize token?

Ugh the way as they walk forward Zhu Yan has his hand out slightly in front of Zhuo Yichen. Just like... guarding him...

Uhhh I don't think that was there in your version of the bureau...

And who the heck is this?

He offers Xiao Bai a strand of his hair to hold in case he's feeling nervous!!!

Uhhhh... that feels like a (worryingly) trick question given Zhuo Yichen's childhood dreams of turning into a demon?

(Uhhh and now that I think about it raises a whoooole host of questions around the sword and how come it can be powered up by demon blood, divine blood... and Bingyi family blood. Like... wtf is so special about their family's blood hmmm??)

But did she pass him because it's the truth or because he believes it to be the truth, and therefore is not lying?

Pleeeeeease ask Pei bitch if she's a spy. Do it.

Actually nah because she's got no motivation to tell the truth anyway because her purpose is to delay/derail their mission. She'll probably lie in answer to any question.

WTF is this leading to and why is Xiao Bai nervous? (Mind you why was he nervous about being asked if he was a spy if he knew he wasn't?)

And why is he evading the question and why would she even BE answering this question unless she knows (or has been told) that somebody is going to lie about it...

Yeaaaah

So... is he a demon... or is he lying because he thinks/has been told he's a demon?

Oh she is a smart cookie...

So.. again, why was he so nervous if he is not what he is accused of?

And if not, then is the pagoda demon lying... to sow mistrust amongst the team? Or just to delay them?

Was his mum a demon?

Unless what, Zhu Yan?!!

Oh Li Lun is a pagoda tree too?

Ahhhh baby Zhu Yan's hairstyle was very similar to Ying Lei's, with the little furry fluffs... it a baby demon hairstyle!!

So why did they fall out? What caused them to fight/Zhu Yan to attack him like this?

Awwww noes.... he bought the rattle drum for Li Lun... and Li Lun bought the umbrella for him!! 😭😭

Mmmm... so Wen Xiao learnt that "demons are violent" shit straight from her shifu. We've not seen any evidence of that so far though have we? We've seen plenty of evilness and violence from humans, but pretty much all the demons we've seen have turned to violence only through trickery or desperation (often pushed to desperation by the violence of humans)

He's trying to get Wen Xiao on his side now?

JFC Li Lun what exactly did Zhu Yan do to you that you're holding such a grudge about?

Is he trying to trick/seduce her onto his side like he did with Cheng Huang and Qing Geng?

What was he offering her in that bowl?

"How many times have you been deceived?" Wait up, are we about to have ANOTHER flashback revealing that they planned for all this in advance?!! Ah dang it, nope...

Is that an illusion of Wen Xiao? That's a yes.

Oh man I LOVE seeing Zhu Yan get to be badass.

Ooop fake Wen Xiao has gone after the others. And sadly Zhuo Yichen is not as perceptive as Zhu Yan.

Oooh why isn't his one word spell working? Oh DANG the cage is designed to suppress his magic! And it burns him when he touches it!

(Is it bad that I want him to get hurt while his demon powers are suppressed? 😁)

How much of the budget for this ep went on smoke machines? 😂

Ooop, the sword is also more perceptive than Zhuo Yichen. 😂

Oh DANG that is a fucking cool move tho!!

You bastard Li Lun, you leave that precious child alone!!!

He called Bai Jiu a pagoda spirit?!

So he IS a demon? Or maybe a half demon... that flashback that we saw previously of tree branches growing out of the room where his mum was and him crying to get in... is it that mum wasn't killed by a demon... but mum was a demon? A pagoda demon...?

Oh man...

Oh shit... choose between Bai Jiu and Zhuo Yichen?

Shouldn't Zhuo Yichen and Pei Sijing be better at fighting this one solitary demon? They are both experienced demon hunters.

Of course Zhuo Yichen is not his enemy, Li Lun, you fool. It's debatable whether at this point Zhuo Yichen even still sees Zhao Yuanzhou as his enemy, but Zhao Yuanzhou has never seen Zhuo Yichen as his enemy.

Is that place full of the same demon power suppressing charm as the one on Zhu Yan's cage?

Ugh and they said this was a clinic...? Is this... Bai Jiu's mum kept prisoner here?

Oh shit, multiple demons kept prisoner!! A clinic keeping demons captive to use their blood... for medicines? I can't help but feel that this is related to Bai Jiu's family...

Oh hold up those uniforms look rather like Chongwu Camp...

God DAMN I love that evil-looking fucking smile he does

So did they fall out over killing the guards/rescuing the captive demons?

But it looks like Li Lun only actually rescued just one demon... why her? Why did he save her but no-one else?

And the possibly last surviving piece of ever burning wood was absorbed into Zhu Yan? I feel like that's going to be significant at some point?

Oh way to end the episode - on a sudden scream!

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep3 Musings - Loumand

Last post, I promise; I needed another nap; this ep's a freaking rollercoaster. And these two queens nearly gave me a stress ulcer!

DEBATABLE, Louis. I can think of FAR worse vamps than you, love.

Why're y'all having this whole conversation where anyone can hear?

They got Sartre's wall-eyes down; good makeup this season, team! 👌

DreamStat's a Loumand bed-death truther, jfc. 😭

I wanna know EXACTLY what Armand sees--or "feels"--whenever DreamStat pops up in Lou's head. Cuz he clearly knows precisely where Les is; he looks right in his direction. But does he HEAR Les too? (God I hope not, this song would've had me SEETHING--Back to Hell with you! 😅)

"Oh dear" indeed; I was HOLLERING.

SAM WAS DEVOURING THIS SCENE HOLY GOD GO AWAY DEMON

Armand looked PISSED, I was scared for Louis' life! And he DOES know, actually, yes Lou. I can almost GUARANTEE that he knows PRECISELY where Lestat is AT THIS VERY MOMENT, yes Lou.

If only you knew.... 😬

Claudia's suffered more than Christ. And nice cut to Daniel sneaking around with Raglan James as Armand talks about Furies punishing "human wrongdoing." It's really interesting that Armand told the lawyer that LOUIS is the owner of the paintings. Is he the owner of the penthouse too? HOW MANY DEEDS DOES HE HAVE, ROLIN?

I wonder what AMC might be saying about Loumand's art collection, not just wrt what we know about art heist!Armand (which we'll likely see a nod to in Ep4 at the Louvre); but also wrt what we know about Dubai's godawful neocapitalist hellscape economy, and Loumand's "moralizing" about Parisian black markets in S01E02.

I wonder if that's the excuse Armand'll give the coven when Louis shows up for dinner in Ep4--very much NOT dead; and rips out Santiago's tongue.

WILD voice-over, cuz you KNOW that's what Santiago was thinking, too, LOL. (You wish, Francis.) But yes: Louis' finna end your whole career. XD

Another TERRIFYING jumpscare from the coven, like in Ep2 with Annika. Louis, I am shocked & appalled--can you not HEAR all these vamps planning your bloody murder around you? CLAUDIA! WTF!?

But this is how you know Armand's true personality--he hates getting his hands dirty. He kills all the time, but he makes his victims' deaths pretty. He'd rather sit back & let Lestat/Louis come in and wreck his whole coven, even though he has the power to just light those mofos up all on his own! I wish AMC emphasized a bit more that Armand not only writes/directs the plays--he's an ACTOR, too. And istg he's an expert at PRETENDING to be helpless, meanwhile he's the strongest vamp that's NOT one of the Children of the Millennia (thanks to how well Marius made him).

Armand, that is LOW; waiting until Claudia's stuck under the oaths b4 you tell her she's guilty of breaking Great Laws she doesn't even know about yet. WTF?

How TF you gon' hold Louis accountable for following the Laws when he wasn't even allowed to be in the effing room when they were read!? He's not even a member! WTF! (I get it--any rogue vampires are subject to death, yadayada; we know it's a stupid policy.)

I love how he plans to leave by himself here--it had nothing to do with picking "another one" over Claudia. He just didn't want to hold her back anymore. And his presence was causing problems. 😭 It's so cute that Louis' stipulation about London was that if it's "too large" he'd leave and go to Ireland (?!?)--he's become agoraphobic or something? He just wants to be alone in his hermit hole--MOOD. 😭

Good to get confirmation that the Fire Gift here is Armand and blessedly NOT Santiago--so why's he zooming around in the sewers?

Look, sometimes folks make terrible first impressions--Lestat was being hella racist, Louis' always playing defense, Armand was finna kill Louis in a gay public park. It happens.

Foreshadowing like crazy, as usual.

WILD thing to say. I'm gonna cry, please stop.

(What kinda hypocrisy is that, when you were made young your dang self!?) She's already 30+ years old--maybe she'll last a little longer if y'all (read: sexist, racist, ageist, ableist, etc society) don't eff around tryna make her life even harder! But AMC's deliberately cutting Claudia's life in half, compared to the books, cuz misogynoir's real and Claudia gets NOTHING out of vampirism, not even a fair chance. And y'all let her into the coven KNOWING how much she loves y'all, and KNOWING y'all were gonna kill her. EFF THIS WHOLE COVEN, ARMAND INCLUDED. (Lemme calm down--this kind of betrayal is exactly how Lestat must've felt in S01E07; I get it; they're getting a taste of their own medicine. But LESTAT EFFING HAD IT COMING. The coven should've just told them: y'all got til sunrise to GTFO our territory, you're not welcome here. This whole bit's unnecessary.)

THE PARALLELS ARE PARALLELING

SKILL ISSUE. Cuz Louis' got the least power, and he's finna clear that whole bish out in just a couple episodes. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Louis, love, ARMAND DON'T GIVE A EFF ABOUT RAISING SOME OTHER MAN'S OFFSPRING. This is the call of the wild, as Alphas KILL the children their stolen Omega brides had for other Alphas/Betas, so he can restart the gene pool with HIS DNA instead. I know y'all had National Geographic back then already--READ A BOOK, Louis, it's what you're best at.

Incredible. After all of that Louis said Lestat never broke him. BENT BUT NEVER BROKEN, that's right! 💪😤

Boy, we're not talking about some little (unrequited) CRUSH over a man you only knew for a few months (which you've CLEARLY not gotten over yet). Louis was MARRIED to the man for 30 YEARS. This is his MAKER. Lestat knew his whole family; went to the Black cookouts and everything! They literally built a home AND business together! They raised a child together! WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT THAT!?

And that's LESTAT'S DAUGHTER TOO--how much can you possibly love EITHER of them while planning to knock her off!? I can't listen to too much more of this. *hands Louis the torch and scythe*

Beautiful end of this STACKED episode. Incredible work, AMC! Jacob acted his PANTS off; he excels at the trembling voice, agonized facial expressions, and utter mental breakdowns. He's pulling DEEP within him, holy god; it's so raw, it's almost hard to watch. EMMY WHEN?!

[naviaknell777]

Loved your little sister fic.!! So adorable!!! ❤️ Its so cute for a little sibling reader lmao.Anyways. I saw requests open, and I had to request. Little sister turtle reader x The rottmmt bros-

Hear me out. Reader is like a HUGE fan of food, and has a "burrito blanket" and constantly bickers her brothers to let her spin on a pole above fire like a rotisserie chicken. She just wants to feel like food lmao 😭 Poor 10 year old turtle girl, She's just a pure innocent sunshine.

Reader is hungry 24/7 and loves mikey's cooking sm. Like this girl full on makes Donnie store some snacks made from mikey into his battle shell for her when traveling or leaving the lair lmao. You know what animal crossing villagers do when food is placed in front of them?? Yeah. Reader does that.

Bonus : Reader is really good at martial arts and fighting, and beats the shit out of a really tough villain. And when she's done, shes just innocent and is like "Can we have tacos for dinner??" While her brothers are just like.. "wtf just happened."

Ooh I love this request so much! I love the idea of a little sister who’s chaotic about food. Also reminder [n/n] = nickname

Rottmnt x little sister! Reader “Food Lover”

Y/N is 10 years old, the youngest of the siblings, and LOVES food

And I mean LOVES food more than anything.

Like it might honestly be her special interest at this point. Loves trying new foods, love learning about foods, and loves cooking when she can (which is rarely because one time she didn’t have older brother supervision around the stove… that ended up being a chaotic day)

She even owns different food related things, like blankets, plushies, etc

Likes to get the food experience as well. As in, will sit by fires wrapped up in her tortilla blanket to pretend shes cooking (even though the fire tends to dry out her skin as being a type of sea turtle)

Has also asked to be wrapped in tinfoil by or above the fire (to which, her brothers completely don’t support… not only will she dry out heavily but also it’s just not healthy and they’re afraid she’ll actually be cooked alive)

But to make her feel better about not being able to pretend to be food being cooked, Leo will team up with Donnie to make a huge strainer for Y/N to fit in and put her underneath a hose and pretend to wash her like fruits and veggies

She will also absolutely devour any food in sight, including eating everything that Mikey makes… even if it’s six servings, for each sibling plus Splinter

Whenever she eats someone else’s food (usually because she has a big appetite, occasionally to get back at her brothers for pulling a prank on her or something… looking at you Leo) and that brother will stare at her and she’ll just be like “what…?”

Man just let her eat the dang food!!

But even if she eats everyone’s dinner, especially if it’s Mikey making it, she’ll usually ask for more because she loves the taste so much

When she occasionally joins missions, she’ll sometimes make Donnie whip out a snack for her mid-battle. Doesn’t matter if he’s charging at someone or what, he’ll use one of his metal claw hang thingies to take a snack for her and toss it at her

They let her come along sometimes if they know it’s a pretty low stakes mission so she can watch them fight to learn how battles go and to learn moves from her brothers

She also trains outside of battles, and loves it, and because she’s doing all this exercise it just makes her more hungry, which is why she’s pretty much constantly eating

That and she expends a lot of energy being a chaotic little sister in general lol

But one night the brothers decided that Y/N could go on this mission with them that they thought would be pretty low stakes, just a classic foot clan plan that needs to be stopped as per usual

Except… they decided to bring a different partner along the normal two that they fight

A new recruit I guess??

But yeah the brothers didn’t predict this

(Well, Donnie probably did, let’s be honest)

Anyway. He should’ve told someone that he predicted this cause the new guy was pretty buff, like someone who does hardcore military training as a hobby

How the guy got recruited as a low rank with the other two foot weirdos is nobody’s guess

But regardless, Y/N was brought to the battle, and with this new, super buff guy they got their hands full

So Y/N, observing from afar at first, ultimately decided to help her brothers

“No one kicks my brothers like that but me!!” She yelled when the buff guy kicked Raph in the stomach

So she, being the weird brave girl she is, sprung into action! And… she actually landed hits on the guy?!

Needless to say her brothers were impressed

She managed to hit the guy a lot and with her quick agility she was able to dodge his attacks like nothing (practice from when her brothers try to hold her back from eating all the pizza… she just slithers her way out of their hold and climbs over them)

But anyway she’s actually doing really well in the battle?! She focused more on dodging in the first half to psych him out, but landed punches and kicks like nobody’s business!

(She might’ve also kicked him in the balls at one point lmao)

But yeah, in the end, she managed to dodge his head butt last minute, making him smash his head into a wall. Y/N dusted off her hands on her shorts, her mask tails dramatically flowing a bit in the non-existent wind, proud of her victory

(And the brothers managed to take down the other two foot freaks quickly per usual)

But when they were done they just stared at her and her ability to hit hard and dodge when needed. When he finally knocked himself out, she smiled and watched the buff guy fall to the ground when he became unconscious

She then turned to her brothers, who were standing next to each other. She ran to them “I’m hungry! Can we make tacos for dinner?!” She said excitedly, shaking her hands side to side at the thought of eating

“Uh, yeah, sure…” Leo said, still a bit in disbelief

“Aww baby sister you deserve all the tacos in the world!” Mikey said, making Y/N squeal a bit

“But.. where’s you learn all those moves, [n/n]?l” Raph asked, still a bit amazed at her combat power and fighting style being so developed at a young age.

“The beans must be spilled” Donnie whispered to himself dramatically.

Y/N just smiled, climbing onto Donnie’s battle shell to open it and grab a snack. She opened a bag of chips, and before stuffing her face she said

“Well I’ve watched you all fight so many times… so I guess I learned from the best!”

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[ghostinthegallery]

I have thoughts about the epilogue to The Infinite and the Divine, which should not be surprising as I don't think I've found a single person around here without thoughts about the epilogue to The Infinite and the Divine. Spoilers below

Because initially yeah, I hated it! We came so far, did so much, and in the end it didn't even matter. Trazyn and Orikan are immediately back to their old ways, Trazyn is feeding a ctan shard WTF?? No mention of the battle they just fought together, right back to normal hatred and poor decision making. It really felt like the book was done and the epilogue got tacked on just to make sure everyone knew the status quo still reigned because dang it we have plastic to sell here! (I don't know if that at all reflects reality, but that is how it felt)

BUT! Concerns of capitalism aside, I think there is actually something to this epilogue and it's pretty damn tragic if you meet it where it's at.

Because necrons lost something when their souls got eaten but it isn't entirely clear what that thing was. There's some element of loss of creativity and artistry, but necrons still have plays (ungodly long historicals but still...it's theater). Multiple necron characters compose music and poetry, they just suck at it! So what if what they truly lost was their ability to change themselves in the fundamental ways that would keep them from repeating these destructive patterns? Because a machine can't grow in the way a being with a soul can.

What if that is why Szarekh is working with the same guy who built the biotransference furnaces to do biotransference again but in reverse this time. Why Anrakyr just wanders the galaxy gaining and losing resources while ignoring his own world? What if that's why Djoseras couldn't change while he watched his family and kingdom fall apart? Why Oltyx couldn't accept what he was (or make a good decision to save his life) before going through some...extreme lengths. All of them want to change their circumstances but what if the thing that was taken from them was the ability to ever do that?

So yeah, Orikan and Trazyn would obviously be happier if they could passionately make out cool off their rivalry, but can they? Can they make the fundamental shifts they'd need to bridge the gaps that made them hate each other in the first place? Hell, even if they did, would it be enough to overcome millions of years of violence? Because that's the second point I think the epilogue makes. As incredible as their alliance was, it was a blink of an eye on the grand scheme of things. How do you remember one instance (even one century) of cooperation, when you have millions of years of hatred behind you?

I definitely don't like the epilogue, maybe it was shameless status quo resetting, but damn if it doesn't get me the more I think about it.

Shoot I made myself sad...

[nekohime19]

Okay so here is the follow up of the MK x oc AITA story, this time it's from the oc POV (His name is Hua btw, it means flower, his mama named him like that cause she say he's as colorful as a bouquet of flowers).

Here is the first part from MK POV.

AITA for wanting to throw away my one-night’s stand jacket?

This is going to be quite a rant. But honestly I think I just need to talk about this cause wtf ?

So I (22M / spider demon) moved to a new city recently. I needed some fresh air and tbh I couldn't afford the rent in my last city. Plus, I always liked traveling and discovering new places. So I chose Megapolis. The rents there were quite low and there were many job opportunities. I always kinda struggled with finding jobs cause spider demons don't have the most welcoming faces, ya know? 😔 But I managed to get myself a job in Megapolis quite quickly (I work at a noodle shop owned by a boar guy, apparently we're rivals with a noodle shop owned by a pig guy across the street but, heh, I didn't remember the details 🤷.)

People did warn me that Megapolis was famous for being… dangerous. 😅

I didn't really listen. All the stories seemed pretty unbelievable. Like… Come on, Bull robots taking over the city? Spider apocalypse on new year ? Creepy mayor turning out to be a villain henchman? This sounded like a SF movie, 🤨.

Spoiler alert : people weren't kidding. ☠️

First day in my new flat and I see a demon LITERALLY crashing on my window and breaking it in half, 😬. I look at the dude like WTH??? and this guy had the audacity to shrug and go back to his fight like it's a goddamn normal Tuesday morning for him. Rude. I spent all the rest of the week trying to find someone who could fix that dang window! 😭.

After this, accidents just kept piling on top of eachother. Villains getting thrown into my flat during fights and walking out the door normally, only for me to see them again the next day at the shop I work at (it's hella awkward, what I'm supposed to do when I see the guy who broke my window casually ordering noodles???🙃 Like excuse me sir here is your noodles, also can I sue you?). Weird golden bird stealing slices of my peach pie each time I make one. I swear I tried everything to shoo that bird away but somehow it always comes back. It's like it KNOWS when I bring out the peaches 😭. And I swear to god the shadows in the theater are MOVING. I like theater and it's cheap in this city so I go there a lot but I swear the shadows are making faces at me! And when I try to get people to notice it somehow the shadows STOP MOVING! 😭😭. All the theater staff thinks I'm crazy. Also some people thought I was working for a Spider Queen or something cause I was a spider demon which… is kinda rude cause I'm pretty sure this Spider Queen gal is from the Theridiidae family of spiders and I'm from the Salticidae family, so we're very different.

Not all spiders are the same! 😑🙄

Needless to say, all this craziness wore me down a bit. But at the same time I didn’t want to move out. My boss is actually very nice, my landlord bakes cookies for me, prices here are affordable and most of all I got time for hobbies (like theater, parties and genuinely having fun. City is huge so there is a lot of stuff to do). People also said that I would eventually get used to the craziness and the only time I needed to really worry was if Pigsy's noodle was closed (which I'm pretty sure is my boss's rival in noodles or something).

So to take time to relax I decided to go to a party going on downtown. Things started well. I had fun, danced a bit and then maybeeee I ordered one too many drinks and got hammered. But, hey, my flat is like… a ten minute walk from the nightclub so, heh. 🤷. After that I remembered getting into a fight with a dude cause he was being a real piece of work and even though I'm usually not one to be so bold, alcohol makes me do stupid bold stuff like that.

I was pretty sure I could win that fight, or lose but with CLASS, but another dude stepped in to interrupt us. A kinda fluffy monkey dude (looked my age, we'll call him Fluff, cause really that's what I remember about him the most). Fluff ended up getting on my side buuut the bouncers, TYPICAL 🙄, sided with the jerk and threw me and Fluff out.

Both me and Fluff bounded over our common frustration of the situation and, well, I guess we went along? I don't remember much cause alcohol went brrrrrrr. But he was a nice guy. He made me feel nice at least. Maybe. That's kinda cheesy to say 🫣. Ignore that.

Soooo cause he looked really drunk and I didn't want him to drive or walk back to his flat (which seemed pretty far even if he insisted he could call his cloud or something?? I just assumed it was his car's name or just slang for taxies here 😅) I offered to take him to my flat.

One thing led to another and, yeah, we slept together.

I woke up with a hell of a headache 😭. One-night stands aren't really my thing but, hey, I got along well with Fluff so I thought we could smooth things over with a nice breakfast and maybe, hopefully, become friends?? So once I woke up and remembered where I was and what I did last night I turned towards Fluff to start a conversation, maybe crack a joke or something to ease the tension.

Fluff punched me in the face, grabbed his clothes and ran away, ☠️.

Dang, that monkey packs a mean lunch.

Did I do something wrong? Wtf??

So anyway after checking that Fluff didn't break my nose or my chelicerae I noticed he left his jacket behind. At first I wanted to throw away the damn thing! I was, I think understably, angry about that punch. But then I noticed it seemed quite expensive (like a limited edition expensive thing) and I felt a bit guilty.

I mean what if he comes looking back for it? That would be pretty awkward if I threw it away… 😭😬.

I'm still torn on what to do with that jacket.

So what do I do?

It would be a pretty asshol-y move to throw that jacket, right?

[vxyio]

PJO BOOK REVIEW!!

I finished book one 🥲

The lighting Thief: completed on 3/5l2024

This book was AMAZING! I got pretty emotional for finishing this book, because it's the first book I really enjoyed and only took a week to read. It is also the first book I was exited to read (mainly because of my cousin and the pjo show) I know there's another reason on how emotional I got, but I can't put my finger on it. I had an amazing roller coaster of emotions. This book is worth the read. It was better then I expected! Different and more hilarious than I thought, but still emotional and amazing. There's so many scenes I love. I can't wait to read the next book ❤

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The sea of monsters : started 3/5/2024 Completed:3/15/2024

GROVER IN A MADE DRESS.

This book was magnificent!!! It was a perfect mix of comedy, drama, stress, emotional moments and plot twists. Lemme just say, Tyson is so adorable 😭 he is the definition of a gentle giant (literally).He loves percy :3 he is SO sweet and TOO innocent and I find it js so AEUGGHH. So wholesome.The making of percybeth has begun 😈. I'm happy Clarisse got more time plus, she was actually helpful- The plot twists are insane 😭and I js love em! But oh my gods, the comedy. THE COMEDY. I JUST LOVE IT!!! And Thalia is backk!! Our lil emo queen! Annywho, I'm super exited to begin the next book!

The Titan's Curse: started 3/16/2024 completed: 4/1/2024

This book was AEEEHHH!!! The plot was so good and hilarious (like all of the other books). The new characters are so cool!! Nico, the hunters, even the manticore. I'm pretty sure biana died, but maybe there will been a plot twist? I don't know. Annabeths dad is SO cool like what- I'm happy percy and posiden got to chat a bit more. And dang, holding the sky? I would've died I'm 2 seconds flat. Zoe's death was so sad. She was a great brave hunter. Rip ❤.Overall this book was amazing. Can't wait to read the next book!

The battle of Lybrinth: Started 4/2/2024 Completed: 4/17/24

This book was AGGHH! It's my favorite one ove read so far! The humor is great and there were SO many HUGE and funny plot twists. I kid you not, when anabeth kissed Percy I stared into space with a flabbergasted face for like five minutes. What pissed me off a bit was after YEARS of searching for pan, HE WAS FOUND AND JS SAID "yeah I'm out"AND FLIPPING DIED. LIKE WTF PAN??!Miss O'Leary was SO CUTE I loved her from the start. And again, Percy at it with accurately naming dog breeds. I love all the new characters in the book, too. I feel like I got more to talk about but lemme JS stop yapping. I'm SO exited (and scared) to read the last book of the only series I've ever loved. 😔

The las Olympian- started: 4/18/24 completed: 5/12/24

Well...i did it. I complete the first series I've ever loved..

This story was perfect. Everything was perfect. The underwater kiss scene almost left me in tears. I live for all the teamwork that occured. I love teamwork. Rip everyone who passed. At least the couple is now together again 😭.. I understand why Percy took down the offer for being a God. I would too.honestly everything about the story is js EAAAHHH. Screaming, crying,and throwing up rn-.this story is so emotional for me.Not because it's sad. But because of the memories it gave me. I got so emotional finishing this book. The first book I ever loved.My journey is over. Well, for now.

Here's the bookmark that carried me throughout my journey.thank you

[mychlapci]

TFA Oppy breeding anon.

When the dinobots finally fall asleep, Prowl and Bee start trying to get a blissed out and filled up Optimus out of their grasps. They manage to do so and start bringing him back to base so Ratchet could look over him. Both of them are also hyper aware that both Ratchet and Bulkhead expected them to be back by now so that’s not going to be to face. What they didn’t realize was that Swoop woke up soon after they left the clearing and the pteranodon went “heck where did the pretty go” so went to follow the trio.

Prowl and Bee manage to get Oppy back to Detroit’s docks, where Ratchet is standing nearby because why the fuck did they take so long. The medic then sees Optimus all filled and glares at Prowl and Bee. Swoop suddenly tries to take “the pretty” (Optimus) back and there’s a bit of chaos before Ratchet manages to pin Swoop against the building with his magnets. Swoop is basically screaming at them because “the pretty belongs to dinobots” and Ratchet is like “oh great you fuckers knocked him didn’t you”. He knows that Optimus will want the transfluid of the mecha who knocked him up/the sires, but at the same time like does he really trust the dinobots? He tells Prowl and Bee to get Optimus back to base and explain the situation to Bulkhead.

They do so and Ratchet tries to get Swoop to not come back. It fails and Swoop continues screaming that Optimus needs to stay with the dinobots. Ratchet eventually yeets Swoop into the ocean and heads back to base. Swoop is like “yo wtf” and decides to see Oppy is currently living.

The next day, the dinobots are somehow at their base and Ratchet tries to kick them because Optimus was supposed to not get pregnant again so soon dang it. Prowl calms Ratchet down because there’s a good chance Optimus will wake up soon and want transfluid, so having the dinobots here is better than bringing him out to Dinobot island every single time.

Ratchet is an upsetti spaghetti in the main room of the base they hear the dinobots fulfill Optimus’s need for transfluid for his next litter in Oppy’s room. The first litter is very confuzzled about the weird noises coming from carrier’s room, but the other sires manage to distract them.

the Dinobots moving to Detroit because Optimus is there and they need to keep him topped up on transfluid now that he’s definitelly pregnant... Optimus is well past the point of apologizing for this, too excited to be carrying again to listen to Ratchet’s scolding... once again we are back to my favourite fantasy, which in this case is Optimus with cradling a baby while rocking a fat, pregnant belly again :) you know dinobot sparklings are gonna be big, but everyone seems to be far more worried about that than Optimus is...

[rayshippouuchiha]

in writing another new Naruto AU and the idea is so long so imma send it in a series, but the basic premise is 'what if Isobu got stuck in a human form' so here we go: so the whole Kannabi Bridge incident still happens and Rin still gets Isobu stuck in her but the difference is that Kakashi got further Fuuinjutsu training from Kushina and so has A Plan. (1/?)

so Kakashi and Rin turn on the nin chasing them and so they've got a bit of time which Kakashi uses to make a seal that will release Isobu from Rin, but of course just a released Bijuu is No Good. its at this point that Obito gets to some overlook and sees all this happening (Zetsu realizes that this Might Have Backfired just too late) and jumps down, insert happy reunion and rushed explanation here, and Obito, whos been hearing about all this planning of Juubi Jinchuuriki and reincarnation (2/?)

reincarnation of Kaguya and such is like 'hm. HM.' and pitches this absolutely ABSURD idea to Kakashi and Rin.Rin, who, by this point, is Very Panicking, says SCREW IT and drags over a less-mutilated body which Kakashi, Tired and Relieved and All Those Other Things, just starts incorporating into the seal. Isobu, of course, is at least mildly aware of all this and is like PLEASE YES FIX THIS SHIT and, while he cant communicate with Rin, starts poking at her chakra systems for a way to (3/?)

to let this Actually Work without killing her. by the time the sun rises (Zetsu is watching because, while this might break something later, this is Interesting) the three have a big ol seal drawn in various people's blood, Isobu is doing his danged best to stay calm and Not freak out the kids any more than they already are, and Obito and Kakashi, as the ones with sealing knowledge here, are pretty sure this will work. but, well, time is running short, and with one stitched-up (4/?)

stitched-up and mostly healthy except for the being-dead part spare nin drawn into the seal along with Rin, they really cont lose much. so, with lots of good luck and a shitton of hope, they activate the seal. a few minutes, three very drained children, and a bored Zetsu later, the dead person's heart starts beating. Isobu takes these three overtired and near-dead kids back to Konoha with a lot of THANK THE FUKCING SAGE because nobodys dead (except for the ones Kakashi+co killed) (5/?)

explains a cover story (a la SFU Kurama) to the gate guards to be let in shenanigans ensue. so these three kids are the only ones who know that this rando Kumo nin (i think it was Kumo?) is actually a damn BIJUU IN A HUMAN and are like 'well... we can't really tell anyone...' but Kurama of course can probably sense Isobu being so near and is like 'uh, wtf' and Isobu tracks down Kushina and spills the beans. (6/?)

Kushina is like 'right, sure, alright give back the Jinchuuriki their body' and then Kakashi+co who have been PANICKING because Isobu disappeared to SOMEWHERE show up and are like ISOBU GOOD YOU'RE- oh hiiii Kushina-san, how are youuuuu... and Kushina's like 'oh you know this guy? cool theyre a Jinchuuriki and their Bijuu's apparently taken them over' and Kakashi+co explain, to a very disbelieving Kushina, that no, this is actually a Bijuu in a human, not a Jinchuuriki taken over by (7/8)

by a Bijuu, its fucking insane. Minato gets back from whatever mission it was to find his team has picked up a Kumo-nin as a sensei and is So Confused until its explained and then is just '...honestly good job but what the actual fuck' (8/8)

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Oh this was an entire adventure

[skelswritingcorner]

Uhhh weird idea warning for pregnant robot. This is mostly just chaos.

So, I've had this idea since going to bed. The jist of it is that the members of the Lost Light end up finding a Decepticon facility where a peculiar Cybertronian is being held. Despite being forged during the war, they've been kept secret the whole time.

Basically, the Cybertronian has the ability to forge protoforms by constantly producing living metal, and most of her midsection is a gestation tank where the protoforms are created. Given how she's a minibot the size of Tailgate, it makes it even stranger. The genetic code of a "sire" is required for these protoforms to take shape. Along with that, she can't go into alt-mode during the forging of a protoform.

She is known only as The Forge, and the people at the facility have been using her for about half the war, and even after it ends to create Decepticon soldiers. Usually, with the code of either other valuable Decepticons or of captive Autobots of high interest. Most of the sires don't know about this either.

The Forge is usually able to pop out a protoform within a few months. However, when she is discovered by members of the Lost Light, she's been forging a protoform for years. This is because the protoform in question is pretty dang massive, and since she's, y'know, a mini, it takes her a while to forge a protoform that big.

When she is discovered, the presence of the protoform in her is very quickly noted. After being brought to Ratchet, he has to physically remove the protoform himself with First Aid's help. Very peculiar experience for them, but not for her. The protoforms tend to get stuck sometimes and can't be removed the usual way, so one of the people in the facility modified the gestation tank so that the protoform can be removed directly (basically a robot c-section).

Except it's kinda stuck, hence why the protoform has been in there for so goddamn long. Nobody knew how to remove it without severely damaging The Forge, which the Decepticons kinda needed for repopulating. Ratchet found a way tho.

After the protoform is forcefully evicted, The Forge (I really need to give her a name) is confused when the protoform isn't immediately taken away, and even more so when First Aid offers them to her. The protoforms are usually taken right away, never to be seen again.

When Perceptor is able to read the documents (including a list of sires), everything quickly goes into WTF territory. Drift has to confirm that no, he is not one of the sires. The sires never see The Forge, and as he sometimes guarded her during his Decepticon days.

So, EVENTUALLY, Fort Max appears. And shenanigans ensue because the moment he saw them, he IMMEDIATELY feels protective of the protoform, and he does Not Know Why. It basically goes like this:

Fort Max: I don't know why I feel compelled to protect the protoform.

Perceptor, with a datapad with a list of sires and Fort Max being the most recent one listed: Who knows?

Also, for extra shenanigans, the protoform is also attached to Maximus. Literally reaching out a servo to him once he gets close. Everyone is either losing their mind or confused as fuck. Mostly losing their mind. Perceptor, who has the documents, isn't surprised. From what he could find, in the occasion that the sire interacts with the protoform after fully developed, they feel incredibly protective of them. They don't know that they sired them.

Perceptor ends up taking Ratchet to the side, explaining that The Forge requires a sire's genetic code to help initiate the creation of a protoform, and that the protoform just removed from her has Max's genetic code.

I have no idea what to add next, so I'm just going to post this at the ungodly hour known as 5 in the morning.

[alipeeps]

Episode 25

Goddamit Zhu Yan, did you fucking forget you gave him immunity to your one word spell?

WTF is he doing in the pond?

Heh, while we're at it, let's take a moment to appreciate the glorious fishpond which we pretty much all thought is amazing and so OTT and why do they even have that...? Turns out it did have a purpose after all, as it was hiding the 5-coloured stone.

His eyes aren't blue anymore?

Oh wait, his eyes are blue again.

Now is that deliberate? Did immersing himself in the water somehow slow down/ease whatever's going on with the demon blue that made his eyes glow? Or did they just forget the glowy eyes FX for a couple of frames (seems unlikely given the top notch production standards so far)?

Whyyyyy hasn't Zhao Yuanzhou/Wen Xiao followed him... or at least gone to warn the others about what's going on?

Yeah, exactly so that kind of thing won't happen!!

Eyes not blue again. What is going on here?

They just let him fucking wander out into the night, into a city full of vulnerable people, when he is randomly attacking his friends?

Oh holy SHIT, that is not good!!

Ayy she's not wrong Ying Lei, he just fucking murdered an innocent villager.

Oh dang, he's teaching him how to be a demon... how to control his energies...

Honestly guys, this one's on you. You fucking let him wander out into the town when he was clearly out of control and dangerous. The minute he attacked Wen Xiao and then stalked off, you should've been raising the alarm and locking the damn place down.

Dang guys, bad enough that he just found out he's turning into a demon, but also that he just killed someone.

Can you please just get him home instead of letting him suffer in the street?

Like COME ON, if ever there were a perfect moment for Zhu Yan to pick him up and bridal carry him home?

Oh dang... not Zhu Yan empathising with what it's like to realise you have done dreadful things while you were not in control of yourself...

Yeah and ofc Pei Sijing is gonna go straight into cop mode. No nuance.

Ao Yin was there? Really? I don't think so Ying Lei... I think you are grasping at straws...

I will (definitely) save you. Ugh. My heart

Ahhh getting too affectionate again, Zhu Yan, and that contract is kicking in...

Uuuhh about that...

"Severely injured"? I thought he was dead?

Oh so he didn't die?

But... we saw him do it? Unless what we saw - and the villager saw - was Ao Yin?

Oh dang so it WAS Ao Yin?!! I did think at the time that the cruel smile as he attacked the night watchmen didn't seem to fit. Lost control of his demon powers, yes, but that was a smile of enjoyment...

He's so angsty.

So, I know this show is alllll about the long slow angsty looks etc... but jfc you could speak to him and reassure him instead of just walking into his cell and standing there silently waiting for him to look up at you...

Well yeah. I'm not entirely sure why you've waited as long as you have?

Aaaaand we are once again back to hunting Ao Yin at the brothel. Can you please just sodding well catch her this time?

Oh shiiiiit that's why Ao Yin attacked the night watchman? Cos Li Lun needs to eat human livers to stave off the poison damage? Yikes!!

Why the fuck DID you bring him with you? Unless it's to force Ao Yin to take his form in front of witnesses so you can prove there's two of them...

Uhohhh you're making Zhu Yan angry... You can say what you like about him but don't you dare malign the name of Zhuo Yichen in front of him...

What is the point of all this? What are they hoping to achieve?

This is just annoying me now cos this was a shit plan and you're all not handling it well and just making things worse. This just feels like... manufactured angst for Zhuo Yichen. There's no need for him to be suffering through this. What the fuck was the point of them bringing him here like this?

Okay and who the fuck brought raw eggs to the brothel? Like... really

And why the fuck would Chongwu camp be helping them out now, after deliberately exposing Zhuo Yichen to the wrath of the crowd?

Except I guess maybe to force Li Lun's hand... if Ao Yin is captured she can't procure livers for him anymore?

Oh man this is really fucking annoying me.

We already know humans hate demons and are awful to them. This is just deliberately - for nonsensical plot reasons - putting Zhuo Yichen in circumstances for humans to be horrible to him and manufacture angst for him. This is pointless and unnecessary. And I say that as a lover of whump and angst!

Who the fuck is bringing their entire grocery shopping to the fucking brothel with them?!!

And how the fuck did he get to be sadly wandering alone in the rain... Ying Lei literally just tried to leave with him and the crowd pushed them back. But suddenly moments later they are going to let Zhuo Yichen pass through so he can go mope in the rain?

I am so mad at this shitty plotting. I really am.

I'm a demon too so I have no right to kill you. That's bullshit. Your mission want to hunt down and deal with Li Lun not because he's a fucking demon but because of the crimes he has committed! Jfc.

Oh so Li Lun's shitty plan was not just to turn Zhuo Yichen into a demon, but turn him into a demon and have Ao Yin pretend to be him and kill a human... so that Zhao Yuanzhou would then hate Zhuo Yichen for being a human-killing demon? That was your great fucking plan Li Lun? To make Zhao Yuanzhou break up with his new friend that you are so jealous of? What the fuck are you, 7?!!

Oh sweetie, the fact that you can't understand the difference between you, a demon, hating humans and killing a whole bunch of them out of hatred, and Zhuo Yichen, a newly-minted demon, killing one human (except SIKE we already know it wasn't him!) because he lost control of his new demon powers.

What happened to Zhuo Yichen is far more like Zhao Yuanzhou's situation then yours, and it's never going to make Zhao Yuanzhou turn away from Zhou Yichen the way he did from you.

You really think you're going to sway Yichen to your side this way? Jfc Li Lun you really don't understand humans AT ALL.

BINGO!! The lesson Li Lun is apparently incapable of learning.

Pleeeease don't tell me Yichen is actually going to fall for this bullshit.

Oh this is fucking stupid.

This better be a fucking ploy to defeat Li Lun because this is really fucking pissing me off.

Good.

And why is he suddenly wigging out with his demon powers? Just cos Li Lun insulted Zhao Yuanzhou?

This is boring. I am bored.

Which is a first for me with this show.

Yup, he just wants to drag you down with him. Can we move on now?

Oh dang.

Sucks to be you Li Lun, your plan backfired big time.

Was that Xiao Bai's voice? Did Li Lun relinquish control? Or just a trick to try and mess with Zhuo Yichen.

Aaaand whatever stupid shit went down off-screen at the brothel, they clearly didn't capture Ao Yin.

Welp, that's the first episode of this show that I didn't really enjoy. It felt pointless and dragged out and didn't really advance the plot almost at all.

The whole brothel scene was stupid and made no sense as to why they would even take Zhuo Yichen there with them to hunt down Ao Yin. It just felt completely contrived so they could make Zhuo Yichen feel hated and despised by humans. And him getting out on his own, without Ying Lei, also made no sense.

And then literally half the fucking episode was that long drawn out mostly pointless confrontation between Zhuo Yichen and Li Lun.

Ugh. Fingers crossed the next episode will be back to the usual high standard.