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Uhhh weird idea warning for pregnant robot. This is mostly just chaos.
So, I've had this idea since going to bed. The jist of it is that the members of the Lost Light end up finding a Decepticon facility where a peculiar Cybertronian is being held. Despite being forged during the war, they've been kept secret the whole time.
Basically, the Cybertronian has the ability to forge protoforms by constantly producing living metal, and most of her midsection is a gestation tank where the protoforms are created. Given how she's a minibot the size of Tailgate, it makes it even stranger. The genetic code of a "sire" is required for these protoforms to take shape. Along with that, she can't go into alt-mode during the forging of a protoform.
She is known only as The Forge, and the people at the facility have been using her for about half the war, and even after it ends to create Decepticon soldiers. Usually, with the code of either other valuable Decepticons or of captive Autobots of high interest. Most of the sires don't know about this either.
The Forge is usually able to pop out a protoform within a few months. However, when she is discovered by members of the Lost Light, she's been forging a protoform for years. This is because the protoform in question is pretty dang massive, and since she's, y'know, a mini, it takes her a while to forge a protoform that big.
When she is discovered, the presence of the protoform in her is very quickly noted. After being brought to Ratchet, he has to physically remove the protoform himself with First Aid's help. Very peculiar experience for them, but not for her. The protoforms tend to get stuck sometimes and can't be removed the usual way, so one of the people in the facility modified the gestation tank so that the protoform can be removed directly (basically a robot c-section).
Except it's kinda stuck, hence why the protoform has been in there for so goddamn long. Nobody knew how to remove it without severely damaging The Forge, which the Decepticons kinda needed for repopulating. Ratchet found a way tho.
After the protoform is forcefully evicted, The Forge (I really need to give her a name) is confused when the protoform isn't immediately taken away, and even more so when First Aid offers them to her. The protoforms are usually taken right away, never to be seen again.
When Perceptor is able to read the documents (including a list of sires), everything quickly goes into WTF territory. Drift has to confirm that no, he is not one of the sires. The sires never see The Forge, and as he sometimes guarded her during his Decepticon days.
So, EVENTUALLY, Fort Max appears. And shenanigans ensue because the moment he saw them, he IMMEDIATELY feels protective of the protoform, and he does Not Know Why. It basically goes like this:
Fort Max: I don't know why I feel compelled to protect the protoform.
Perceptor, with a datapad with a list of sires and Fort Max being the most recent one listed: Who knows?
Also, for extra shenanigans, the protoform is also attached to Maximus. Literally reaching out a servo to him once he gets close. Everyone is either losing their mind or confused as fuck. Mostly losing their mind. Perceptor, who has the documents, isn't surprised. From what he could find, in the occasion that the sire interacts with the protoform after fully developed, they feel incredibly protective of them. They don't know that they sired them.
Perceptor ends up taking Ratchet to the side, explaining that The Forge requires a sire's genetic code to help initiate the creation of a protoform, and that the protoform just removed from her has Max's genetic code.
I have no idea what to add next, so I'm just going to post this at the ungodly hour known as 5 in the morning.
#the author's ramblings#mechpreg#transformers#transformers oc#fortress maximus#this makes no sense btw#but I did consult the wiki to try to make this make sense#this isn't valveplug because this doesn't really involve the horny??#pregnancy mention#why am I compelled to make Fort Max a father??? I have no clue
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time actually isn't real though.
this order, this one directional progressing "thing" is only in our head. in fact, it's not even a thing because it is just the way we put things together. it is the grid on which we understand ourselves, the staffs on which our lives play out and nothing more. it isn't a thing. it isn't real. and I've lost my train of thought
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happy they didn’t depict mark as a perfect, doting husband who currently suffers from Dead Wife Syndrome™️ which has made him sad and kind of an asshole. no…he’s always been kind of an asshole. he worked too much and was a bit checked out mentally. he fights with his wife over stupid shit because of the stress of trying and failing to conceive. he becomes frustrated and visibly angry while dismantling the baby crib for the baby they’re never going to have. he has trouble listening. he didn’t choose to get in the car with gemma the night she died and probably doesn’t remember most of his last conversation with her (not that it was much of a conversation to begin with) because he was too focused on meeting a deadline. the guilt that man feels…of course he chose to be severed. he blames work for taking gemma away from him.
#severance#text#GEMMAAAAAA 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫#good reminder btw.#i edited this post bc i didn’t realize he was taking down the baby crib at first. that makes so much more sense lol
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I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#ryomen sukuna#yuuji#sukuna#sukuita#fanart#jjk fanart#gore tw/#body horror tw/#blood tw/#YUUJIIII BABY BOYYYY BABYYYYYY#hes hungry :/#sukuna seems 2 be having fun gdjhfgsdf . boys when theyre bored.#so happy i wrangled this pose in2 something im happy with i almost abandoned the idea entirely#sometimes front facing is the answer.....who knew :'>#also#can anyone tell me. how far up yuujis fun arms go i had no idea so i just stopped them at the elbow#if im wrong that will b not swaggy :(#listening 2 sena's cover of butchers vanity on repeat btw VIBES#cannibalism motifs my beloved uwu#in other news this is the least amount of shading ive done in a very long time#and its been even longer since i pulled out th white lineart#but overall i like this piece so much yuuji is so cute and it doesnt make sense 2 me at all#edit changed the colour to make it more obvious whats sukunas legs vs whats yuujis back
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reviving an old AU i had in 2020
#my art#pokemon#nessa#raihan#leon#sonia#piers#champion leon#hello... helloo.... this is a kbnz centered au btw but its also about everything else. does that make sense
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Me showing my f/os to my followers again for the millionth time
#self insert talk#jane journals#silly#self insert#self ship#self shipping#self insert x canon#oc x canon#fictoromantic#just throwing a bunch of tags here cause im funny#also JUST WATCHED THE NEWEST WALLACE AND GROMIT#ive honestly been going thru a little mini-fixation on it#me and ruby watched ALL of the existing wallace and gromit shorts before this one and godddd i love them!!!#theyre so fucking charming!!#makes sense that the same studio produced arthur christmas hehe#i still love arthur very much btw!!!#my friend said i should draw arthur in the traditional aardman style a while back and i still gotta!!!#idc if its february 😤😤😤
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nonverbal lu guang the only trope ever
#lu guang my autistic little blorbo you#inspired by me not speaking at all for the past 12 hours#sometimes you just shut the fuck up. for fun. for the sake of it#hes so me fr#shiguang#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#link click#shiguang dailiren#sgdlr#link click fanart#fanart#my art#comic#fancomic#autism#<<fucked up that theres no fics of autistic lg on ao3 btw#like im actively contributing with the one im currently putting out (23k words btw JEJEJEJ)#but i shouldnt be the only contributor guys please please please i need to read abt autistic lu guang it just makes sense
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plushhhh
#🥰🥰 this was post wg shake pre nap#i am all napped out now 💪 btw you have to read that like nap-ed. like blessed#does that make sense???#feedism.#feeder/feedee#feedee.#hucow.#female feedee.#housecow#weight gain kink.
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Vanessa TOTALLY got those Tapes for the FNAF lore..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanessa#tape girl#glitchtrap#fnaf help wanted#fnaf fanart#TAPE GIRL MENTIONED 🔥🔥#THIS IS AN UNSERIOUS COMIC BTW..#just a lil gaff a goof even#people always ask why Vanessa kept playing the vr game and putting the tapes together#easy answer… she just liked tape girls voice#checkmate theorists/j#NAH fr I actually like that Vanessa’s curiosity truly outweighed fear of any kind#makes sense being a beta tester she of course want to investigate#this comic was kinda an excuse to draw tape girl out#I haven’t seen a ton of fanart of her like ever#so think the girl deserves some love 🩵#she’s similar to phone guy/dude so she deserves more hype me thinks#the fact there’s no can’t of her with a tape recorder as her heard is criminal#she deserved it maybe I’ll do it myself as a bit we’ll see#I love Vanessa being a failgirl 🧡🤍🩷
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[Day 321] 💜
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Ok Listen somehow my pieces get harder to explain every time. um. uh. my friend suggested lineless kissing art then we went insane, then they suggested watcher grian and secret life scar so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh👍i had fun HASJKDAEHWEJ
#dddaily4sherin#scarian#trafficshipping#watcher grian#my art#IDK MAN LMAO#also i winged (pun not intended) watcher grians design on the spot. there is not a design theres only blobs LMAO#i had fun painting tho :3#maybe u guys can make sense of this bc my fried brain cant rn HAHSHAWEHA#and btw this is technically in front of the secret keeper. u can see a tiny bit of grass and the outline of one of the blocks
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Honestly a bit disappointed with the new episode, so recovering with single, stepped up Dad of the year: Mark Grayson my love. Why they denied me the beauty of throwing a child at this guilt magnet will forever elude me </3
#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#oliver grayson#mark grayson fanart#mark grayson#fanart#procreate art#invincible#invincible fanart#digital art#no tag ramblings for you because I’m still pissed about the new episode#Gonna be delusional instead and pretend he is guys! Like he totally raised Oliver guys ! Drop out king!#He romanticizes stories about Omni-man and that’s why Oliver is like that !#artists on tumblr#digital artist#Never see a character that should be a young father so badly before I’m foaming at the mouth#It would just make sense#Why Debbie gotta deal with that ? Make it mark’s problem onggggggggg#Oliver with his tail will just grab mark and not let go btw
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pretend gordon said smth benry thought was funny ig idk
hes just like me fr fr
#i have MAD respect for people who manage to make like. entire conversations using bmsv rhymes like i struggled so hard to think of just ONE#its 'white like a bunny means i think youre funny' btw.#im sure theres other colors people have used for like laughter and stuff that make more sense but i couldnt be bothered to do any research#hlvrai#hlvr benrey#discounts art
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new official illust of them with puppies healed something in me
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#file name pupys btw bc they r all. pupys#6 pupys in this image#cries eternally u kno the cruel thing is there is no winning fr me when it comes 2 creating art fr this series#i draw them in canon situations i experience pain i draw them in noncanon Relaxed situations i experience pain#illusion of choice.....#regardless i care them so much i would MUCH rather them b in a sunny field with dogs#i will endure the bittersweet feeling of being an audience member n knowing that their reality is nowhere this tranquil#i can dream :'< i can draw :'<#anyway this took a billion years bc i made megumi stand smh#he didnt fight or anything but th overall Composition ws a bit harder 2 navigate because of it#smth smth sizing smth smth planes idk i cant draw#i think it makes sense tho! nobara/yuuji sitting chilling casually rolling a tennis ball fr their puppies#meanwhile megumi Actively trying 2 train his#head in hands god im MISERABLE#anyway this will b available as a print per request if any1 wants 2 b miserable with me
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i feel like when people say "katsuki won't change for you" they mean it like, completely and literally. but tbh i really really don't see it like that.
like yeah, he will never change his personality for anybody. he's still him because if you liked him romantically you'd already know what he's like. but he'd most definitely change his behaviour towards you. ofc im not trynna say he's gonna like do a whole 180 and kiss the ground you walk n shit but like..you're still his partner,, does that make sense ?? like it always confuses me when ppl say stuff like " he wont give you any special treatment he'll treat you like he treats everyone" and to me its like..no.., y'know ?😭 like at the end of the day you are still his partner. you're dating and he loves you so why would he treat you like some rando.
at most i see him like being awkward at the beginning of the relationship when its still new cus he doesnt know what to do (lol loser) but i still know he'd very much try. cus thats the thing youre not just a random you're his person. you're his one and he's obv gonna show you that because otherwise whats the point
m not sayin he's perfect, he's gonna mess up at some points maybe be a bit snappy because that's just how he is and you know that, you knew that when you got with him. BUT you still love him and he still very much loves you and he shows you that and he tries to make it up to you because you're different and he CARESSS!!! thats my whole thing!!!
#pls tell me this makes sense im sleep y asf#most of the time its people villainizing him but like whats new lol#believe what you want but again like..it makes no sense to me#this has been on my mind for DECADES i kid you not#cash's insane ramblings for the abnormal#very normal about him btw#cash speaks <3#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#cash is just talkin'#bakugou x reader#bakugou imagine#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katsuki#katsuki x you#katsuki bakugo fluff#bakugou katuski x reader#katsuki x y/n#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugo x you#bakugo x reader#bakugo x y/n#bakugo x female reader#cash rambles like a maniac#cash is rambling about an idiot
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gravel
#my art#tf2#soldier#engineer#team fortress 2#helmet party#soldier tf2#engineer tf2#it's not meant to make sense. this was just me free handing stuff and just having fun ^_^#btw im not a comic artist and barely a storyboarder so sorry if this is eyestraining LOL#PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPO IT WAS 7 AM NO SLEEP NO FOOD 😢#my comics
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I had trouble finding the right words to describe what exactly I like in SY and SJ until now
So, my favorite Shen dynamics:

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#i think sy actually could be good at plotting when he doesn't try??? Like when he doesn't intend to do it if it makes sense#But generally it's planning to do one thing and then ending with a completely different result than expected#but pretending it was all according to keikaku#I like the idea that yes they are playing mind games but the fact it's completely different is so goddamn hilarious#Sj making hard maneuvers with figures#meanwhile sy is just bluffing and raising bets#jiuyuan#shen jiu#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen twins#svsss#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumcum#Can't believe it's actually a name ???#i need fic recs btw so...
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