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i just say stuff on here

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how many illegitimate children do you think heatwave rescue bots had back on cybertron

we need more bots that casually spread their seed

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/64122577

MY LIEFGE YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS

ooooh inch resting. i've been seeing more momson megop popping up here and there lately... im not saying i did that, but i mean...

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we need more bots that casually spread their seed

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not enough fanfics about rodimus getting megatron pregnant out there

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i love characters who do the “i worship the myth i make of you” and in turn dehumanize and get wrong the object of their devotion and love. yes project a thing that does not exist onto a pedestal and kneel at it like it is your altar. this will surely not blow up in both of your faces eventually

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Oh brain drain dildo asker here… brain drain spike mod… getaway should mod his spike and use it on all the captains and anyone who disagrees. Stores up all their smarts in his balls and makes them suck on his nuts while taunting them and stroking himself off so he can spray it all out over the floor and they can feel them getting smaller in their mouths. Maybe he pulls out just before megatron is totally drained so megs has just enough awareness to know that stuff is supposed to be in him… so he rolls over and starts trying to lick it up off the floor.

Getaway would mock rodimus for not getting very much out of him. He’d rub his fat nuts he got off of ratchet against drifts clit until he cums and then fuck him stupid. Maybe fucking a bots mouth is like, 100% more effective. He sticks his dick down minimus’s throat and before he can even bite down his eyes are crossed and he’s creaming his panels and pissing while getaway fucks his throat.

oh this is fucking crazy, oh man. the smarts are stored in the balls...

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when someone starts making a good point but they start using words like "pornbrained degenerate" and "porn addiction"

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hnngg pubbies... must... spam inbox... Springer, Arcee, and Rodimus are practically litter mates... Taken from their mothers and tossed in the same kennel as puppies, raised and trained together, and seldom separated since <3 Roddy's a troublemaker, always wanting to roughhouse with the other K9s, even at the risk of punishment... The only reason his training stuck was the good example set by his two best buddies. Springer's a model K9, just like his mama... But he was taken from Prowl and weaned far too young- and it shows. For all his skill taking down criminals and sniffing out crime, he has terrible separation anxiety; utterly attached to his adopted littermates, and useless if they're apart. Arcee's the smartest of the three. She's generally a skilled and reliable K9 unit, but can be fiercely aggressive if her brothers are threatened... She knows better than to physically attack a handler, but that doesn't stop her from snarling at anyone who raises a hand to Roddy, even if she knows he earned a beating... She can keep her own pack in line <3

arcee is very much the dog in charge. springer and rodimus sometimes even prefer the handlers, but only sometimes. mostly, they’re all very tightly knit, trusting each other with their lives.

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DRatchrod Conjunx AU

Drift and Ratchet finally talk about the incest on their way back to the Lost Light. Drift was cool with it right up until learning that they were still hooking up behind his back.

Drift all but forces Ratchet onto the berth, Deadlock resurfacing as he fucks into Ratchet. He demands to know if Ratchet missed being fucked by him (Yes!), that Ratchet was such a spikeslut for sleeping with their son (Yes yes!), and that Ratchet needs to learn that only his true Conjunx knows how to fuck him exactly as he wants it (YES)

By the time Drift’s done reasserting his claim over Ratchet, the medic is sore, leaking, and bleeding Energon from all the places Drift scratched and bit (his neck, his tits, his thighs, etc). He groans as Drift pushes in one last time, knot activating, because Drift had promised his valve won’t be empty, not until Ratchet’s giving birth to more of their sparklings.

he just had to remind him that there’s nothing their shitty son can provide ratchet with that drift cannot do better :)

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tfp orion pax arc but megatron is painfully flaccid the whole time. he can't get horny for optimus anymore if they're not trying to kill each other. so sad.

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bimbo chase lets his doorwings out and they flutter a mile a minute when the chief is within chase's line of sight.

this is lowkey driving me crazy he would be so fucking adorable. pretty girl notices his favourite old man walk into the room and his wings start wiggling happily... ough

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Hi! It's Coward anon again. I wanted to wait with writing till you answer the first one but didn't realize you can't see your own asks when you anonymous and just spend like three days wondering about live.

Anyway "looking through my list of weird stuff"

Knockout. Like I see so much people seeing how after Breakdown died he would just go and find another mech but like no. This dude was like the biggest slut ever, for him to settle down with someone that must been a love once in a million. He would not leave his husband like that. That said what I was getting at? Necrophilia why of course! This twink is keeping that body 100% with Silas or without. He's talking to it, nursing it and if he's lucky it might get pregnant eventually. He is not stable one bit but arguing with a medic is the last thing you want to do (also Oprimus might or might not agree a little bit with this method. That was one of his plans for Megatron after all)

Also like if Knockout moved he would missed out on the biggest honkers in all of deceptions army (people like to joke about Shockwave a lot but like proportionally it's clearly Breakdown). Dude did not spend his medical career making them this big just for nothing.

Hope this is your cup of tea. Also happy incest or whatever is going on on the blog right now. I'm yet to watch rescue bots but it's very tempting.

oh yes we’ve discussed knockout and his necrophiliac tendencies before. he was 100% fucking breakdown’s half-dead body.

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Ok maternity photo!au

Rodimus working himself into a tizzy telling Megatron that his deadbeat baby daddy sucks, Rodimus imagining beating up that scumbot and getting "congratulated" by Megs

Cut to him rubbing Megs belly as the hottest daddy bot Roddy's ever seen (optimus) busts in like "they finally let me come home my love! damn you've replaced me already with a twink?"

Megs like "look he followed me home and won't leave just get over here and blow my back out so your sparkling will let me nap"

Cut to the awkward silence as Megs snores away and "deadbeat" optimus and "the stepdad that stepped up" roddy look at each other like "hrmm"

Optimus: "well im the dilf, ive gotta milf, might as well add a twinky baby boytoy so we got the whole set. im *super rich military position* wanna quit space Macy's?"

Roddy: "wow what a hard decision to make, space Macy's or sugar baby? how will i ever decide!"

hiring an excited little twink to take care of your heavily pregnant wife when you're not around is one way to solve your marital issues.

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TFA Ratchet gets captured by the Decepticons who decide he should be bred in order to create medics for the Decepticon army. Megatron chooses Deadlock for this task as he trusts Deadlock will be gentle and won’t hurt Ratchet during the breeding.

Little does he know Ratchlock already had a thing going on between them but they’ve never interfaced before. It feels wrong but oh so right for Deadlock to be between Ratchet while the autobot is restrained onto a berth and his legs in stirrups.

Deadlock does his best to make this good for Ratchet, worships his valve and strokes his spike before he penetrates him. Ratchet meanwhile loves that they’re finally doing this, he just hates the context they’re in.

When Ratchet’s set to give birth, Megatron makes a point that Ratchet will give birth publicly. He sneers, saying that this was an honored tradition amongst the high class Cybertronians. Deadlock’s furious, he feels the urge to kill Megatron right then and there for making what was supposed to be a moment between him and Ratchet into a public spectacle.

Ratchet couldn’t care less, not when he’s struggling to give birth to a giant bitty, one who put him at bed rest halfway through carrying. It takes a long time but finally that bitty pops out and Ratchet collapses, exhausted, feeling like his valve broke.

ooohoho he had one difficult birth, and worst of all, dozens of decepticons watched along.

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Annon here that thought up mommy Blitzwing. Imagine if he's used as a stress relief by Megatron a lot.. Megatron is practically OBESSED over Blitzwing milk and it calms the warlord down so its a win win. Just he may be a bit protective of it and gets all pissy when the others try drinking from Blitzwings node. Only he can! They can drink it out of a cup.

Sigh forced mommy Blitzwing of the Decepticons.. HSBEGREV HE MAKES ME GO INSANE

Blitzwing as Megatron's milk tank... his duty is to walk up to that throne, whip out his titties, and let their lord and master drink until he's satisfied. everyone wants a drop of that milky, but lord Megatron has the dibs on drinking straight from the tap.

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since tfp likes to make it clear that cybertronians are on the brink of extinction, i think they should have a deathbed conception rite for keeping cna of a fallen comrade in the gene pool. at least autobots should do it. ratchet gets pregnant in episode 1 because someone has to carry the late cliffjumper's sparkling and he's a veteran at giving birth, he's not gonna let optimus suffer thru it. idk if they actually make him fuck cj's corpse or if ratchet has to like. extract his last load of cum and then inject it into himself. pick whichever's hotter, necrophilia or necro once removed thru artificial insemination. anyway the important part is that ratchet slowly goes through each trimester over the course of 3 seasons and in the series finale he finally gives birth into arcee's hands, she's been very clingy + protective of him while he's carrying her dead partner's baby and now she gets to shift that obsession directly onto her future mate i mean precious charge that she volunteers to mentor when they're older

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YES i love stuff like this. pregnancy as a duty that cannot be omitted, something that has to be done for the good of the people.... also pregnant ratchet, oh my penis. at the start, arcee was a little salty that she didn't get to carry the seed, but she quickly comes to realize that it's not a duty she would be up to, especially considering the intention she has regarding the sparkling. she treats ratchet as her own big incubator that has to be maintained and cared for, which definitely pisses him off a little.