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Holy fuck Orion is not ready for that killer pussy. Literally. Someone save him

that pussy is going to shred him to pieces for real. he will be cannibalized and absorbed for nutrients.

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oh damn. stealth bomber megatron x tfone orion same vibes as tfone d16 x tlk optimus prime

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one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

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we should throw huxley prescott into the mix

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Sometime after the 17 minute mark in the episode Changes, Captain Shaw says “somethings not right about those Burns kids”

Like yeah there’s something wrong, they’re fucking each other, their daddy, and their bots

-🥩

YES i remember that actually. love that short little throwaway sentence. good to know that the citizens of griffin rock can absolutely tell that something's off about the burns kids. they're onto them.

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i'm reaching heaven rn

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my head felt so clear yesterday and now i'm back where i started. i'm back in the sauce.

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if chief charlie burns was my dad nothing could stop me

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https://x.com/whatever_ten/status/1892844004259016965?s=46

This is the vibe of the asks I kept sending about the Matrix molesting Optimus

oh yes

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am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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do you think they ever jerked off in a dark hotel room together

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oh i remember that, yes. poor thing. he looks very breastfeedable when he's injured (<- insane)

There's an ep where chase hurts his legggggg aaauaghhhhgghh poor boy

i dont remember that. do they shoot him in the head afterwards like a lame horse.

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Honestly my liege at this point you need a rescuebots header and icon. U have my full support in these times

i genuinely have been thinking about it

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the rescue bots jerk off together in a dark hotel room

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Chase killed Prowl for getting too close to his man, there's only room for one cop car on Griffin Rock -🌱

chase is the sexiest cop car on that goddamn island and it's gonna stay that way

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sometimes i send myself an ask and i'm like Damn this one uses around every single phrase that i regularly use on the daily when responding to asks. and then i go Eh whatever, and answer it anyways.