he/it, adult, call me "friend of mold" or "mold friend" (or Milan, because that's my name) || tags in pinned
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had a redbull, saw a really hot pregnant woman, and i got to pet a cat this morning
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I hadn't realized just how tiny Bumblebee was compared to the dinobots
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dont know how to get this gunk off my car so ive just been driving lol REALLY bumpy today
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5am, snowing outside, there's three buses parked here and their drivers are having a smoke and laughing. lowkey beautiful.
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Head in hands.
I know the entire fandom loves Elita One being "on the good side" but I personally prefer her sitting on a throne made of dead bodies
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the worst part of all of it is the Guilt, which always arrives and crushes you tiny and meaningless. other than that, it's pretty cool
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Ok now I just see grown feral gremlin on leash with Sentinel now. Just chewing on him in affection during meetings and acting like an attack dog if you insult this perfect( bleh) specimen. Therapy ain’t gonna work on this freak lol
can you imagine if Optimus had a kid out there who decided at toddler age that its entire purpose in life was to find Sentinel and bite his stupid ass, affectionately to add... Sentinel would hate that so much. but there's literally nothing he can do because you're not allowed to kick children away when they're following you around.
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i'm trying to read the news, as one does, and i keep getting ads for a lucky amulet. don't curse daddy again i mean don't curse me again.
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i don't experience the "whole spectrum" of human emotion. i only ever experience one of them. and it's not a good one.
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my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌
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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler
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