mychlapci
I carried a watermelon
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he/it, adult, call me "friend of mold" or "mold friend" (or Milan, because that's my name) || tags in pinned
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mychlapci · 35 minutes ago
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had a redbull, saw a really hot pregnant woman, and i got to pet a cat this morning
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mychlapci · 55 minutes ago
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i feel very normal right now
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mychlapci · 2 hours ago
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I hadn't realized just how tiny Bumblebee was compared to the dinobots
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mychlapci · 3 hours ago
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dont know how to get this gunk off my car so ive just been driving lol REALLY bumpy today
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mychlapci · 3 hours ago
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play fun math games at www.deadwife.com
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mychlapci · 3 hours ago
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5am, snowing outside, there's three buses parked here and their drivers are having a smoke and laughing. lowkey beautiful.
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mychlapci · 3 hours ago
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Edging
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mychlapci · 4 hours ago
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Head in hands.
I know the entire fandom loves Elita One being "on the good side" but I personally prefer her sitting on a throne made of dead bodies
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mychlapci · 4 hours ago
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the worst part of all of it is the Guilt, which always arrives and crushes you tiny and meaningless. other than that, it's pretty cool
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mychlapci · 4 hours ago
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Ok now I just see grown feral gremlin on leash with Sentinel now. Just chewing on him in affection during meetings and acting like an attack dog if you insult this perfect( bleh) specimen. Therapy ain’t gonna work on this freak lol
can you imagine if Optimus had a kid out there who decided at toddler age that its entire purpose in life was to find Sentinel and bite his stupid ass, affectionately to add... Sentinel would hate that so much. but there's literally nothing he can do because you're not allowed to kick children away when they're following you around.
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mychlapci · 4 hours ago
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i'm trying to read the news, as one does, and i keep getting ads for a lucky amulet. don't curse daddy again i mean don't curse me again.
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mychlapci · 5 hours ago
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i slept for 3 hours let's seize the fucking day
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mychlapci · 11 hours ago
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id like to trap you in my cursed coin!
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mychlapci · 11 hours ago
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i don't experience the "whole spectrum" of human emotion. i only ever experience one of them. and it's not a good one.
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mychlapci · 12 hours ago
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my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌
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mychlapci · 12 hours ago
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sincerest apologies
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mychlapci · 12 hours ago
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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler
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