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i feel like i could literally masturbate to an episode of tfa

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creating an oc you’re physically attracted to is the most embarrassing thing in the world. oh this is blorbo mcsbringle and i need him. die.

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bro u have no idea how cute it is😱😱😱😭😭😭

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wgat. why is it 9pm already. huh

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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masks that cover the face but leave the eyes visible give someone a deeply personal character - they present someone as a thinking, feeling person first and foremost, and anonymise them physically.

on the other hand, masks that cover the face but leave the mouth visible do the opposite - they present someone as a body, a visceral and physical being. where the eyes subjectify, the mouth objectifies them.

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i've read so many tfa fics where autobot society was ~ evil ~ and so was ultra magnus that i feel the need to "humanize" him in my fic. if you dont want peepaw then i'll have him idc

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is it chill if i shake and whimper in here

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idk why but I'm entirely too into the idea of Megatron making Optimus' adult sparkling with someone else into his bride slash baby mama. like "I couldn't have him so I'll make his son into everything I ever wanted". Bonus points if the sire is Rung, both so the sparkling is shorter than oppy and for the just. FEELINGS involved in getting cucked by god so you breed his offspring and make a quarter-godly decepticon army, to overthrow them with their own grandkids. It's not just about revenge and practicality tho, I want Megatron pampering tf outta his wifey and showing him off so Optimus knows what he's missing out on (and maybe he DOES get jealous and bc rung is SOOOO nicies he's like. ok babe go be sister wives with our son). I am not envisioning this in like a centipede way but I guess you could, I just like the visual of Megatron having them hanging off either arm, or straddling his thighs. Megatron wants rung to be pissed SO BAD but no. rung is happy his ex wife and son are happy, and will gladly allow Megatron to install chastity protocols in him, so that he can be kept as a pet to keep the wives company

ohohohOoo that’s a really good thought. Optimus would fucking hate it so much. Megatron took his dear baby, pretending to care for him, pampering him for show, parading his new wifey around while cradling that big, swollen tummy possessively. Megatron’s intention is to piss off Optimus. and the sire of his sparkling, after all.

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i can hear the night writing muse and freud centipede conspiring against me. theyre going to fucking get me

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I wanna pussy train Sentinel. I want him panting and whining and grinding against my foot like the stupid fucking dog he is, so desperate for release. Following him to meetings and giving him the subtlest of looks to make his ass quiver, or maybe with a fun toy crammed up into his valve that vibrates every now and then to keep him on his toes.

What a stupid whore.

he needs to be humbled. train his pussy into a needy, twitching hole that's constantly asking for it. he wants to be respected soooo badly. but it's very hard when he's truly just a whore.

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Imagine that misinformation was spread by Sentinel that only bots with cogs could give birth to sparkling with cogs, so the cogless miners were always under the sad impression that they and any offspring that they have would have would be cogless. So after Orion becomes pregnant from the fragging he and D-16 did by Sentinels manipulation, he becomes noticeable, sad, and outright refusing Sentinels ask to "preform" for him. He hates disappointing his idol, but he's too depressed with his situation and fearful for his future sparkling. Then, in a "charitable" mood Sentinel offers to frag Orion himself. Giving his transfluid in order to help the chances of the sparkling developing a cog. This makes Orion and D-16 soooo grateful, that the Prime offered such a selfless thing by giving their sparkling the chance to form a cog and share in the Primes lineage. For Sentinel it was a rather small things, if it kept his new plaything compliant and playful he give those silly miners his fluid to keep them from whining. Besides Orion looked so good all full and round, and maybe he'll get D-16 looking the same way.

ooooh he's such an asshole... and of course, the sparkling is going to be born with a cog, which he knew it would, but this means Orion and D16 believe he was gracious enough to give their sparkling a chance at a better life (doubtful) and would feel too guilty telling him no. augh, maybe by the time Orion's sparkling is born, D16 is already carrying as well, and he's so eager to take Sentinel's spike to ensure the bitty comes out cogged... they're now perfectly conditioned to stay at his side.

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My liege I wanted to submit this during celibacy week but I ended up being so busy aughhhhhh oh well that just means we can make it horny now if it so happens to happen

Been thinking about... domestication... What if, when Minimus returned to Luna-1, being stripped of his rank and armour wasn't enough. What if he cried and protested and begged when Tyrest took the armour, and Tyrest decided Minimus was so unworthy that he doesn't even deserve to exist as he currently is.

When Rodimus and Rung and the rest of the gang end up imprisoned on Luna-1, they meet a strange little turbofox curled up in the corner. Its smaller than what they would expect. It's also very green. Whilst Rodimus is busy yelling about being stuck here, Rung gently approaches the creature, a little curious about why a mechanimal would be imprisoned here, but more because the thing looks so scared. The little kibble-fluff it has shakes and rattles whilst its big ears are pressed back in fear. And yet, when Rung approaches, it doesn't growl or bare its teeth. It just stares, optics wide, afraid.

It takes some coaxing with a few rust sticks and gentle pets, but the turbofox is gradually lured out of its corner. It doesn't seem to want to be held, struggling when Rung tries to pick it up. But Roddy, curious, and desperately trying to find something else distracting other than thinking about being trapped, is immediately like LET ME HOLD and grabs the poor little thing. It yips at first and struggles- but Rodimus' warm frame seems to calm it. The poor little thing must be cold. It curls up whilst held against Roddy's chestplate and doesn't seem to plan to move.

The rest of Luna-1 happens and etc etc etc and they all eventually return to the ship... it's too bad they never found out what happened to Magnus, but the poor bot would be deactivated by now anyway according to Ratchet's predictions.

They've brought the tiny turbofox with them. It's not like they could just leave the thing behind... Rodimus, secretly pretty shaken up by the whole killswitch thing and once again failing his duties to protect his crew, unable to even keep track of one DYING second in command, keeps the little guy with him. The turbofox isn't the friendliest creature, but it seems content enough to be carried around by Rodimus for his warmth. And Rodimus feels a little better with some company and a little creature to hold.

Rodimus brings that thing everywhere. He starts calling it Roddy Jr. and everyone hates the name lmao. He brings it to all his appointments with Rung, holding it close and petting it to ease his nerves.

As the turbofox gets more comfortable on the ship, they start to find that it's still not particularly friendly. It doesn't like to be petted or cooed at or held by most other bots, but it will also never snarl or growl. It will glare and swat at servos that get too close, or even just duck under them, but never bare its sharp denta. Rodimus seems to be the only one with a free pass to hold the thing everywhere. Even so, sometimes it complains and struggles, but eventually lets Roddy carry it.

It's only much later when Ratchet, finally less busy with all the mechs' repairs, insists that Rodimus brings his pet in for a routine checkup too. They've never had a chance to properly check the thing since they found it and who knows what diseases it could be carrying. (Roddy is like hey >:[ at this btw)

But when Ratchet finally gets a good look at the thing... he has some uncomfortable suspicions. Being the only one to have ever seen Minimus' true form, this turbofox looks strangely familiar. And once he finds that it has a tcog, things really seem suspicious. But, as far as he knows, it's never behaved like Magnus or responded to anything that would make them think it was him. Ratchet tries calling it Ultra Magnus, but the turbofox just looks at him quietly. It's strangely polite and docile for a turbofox, just sitting there and letting Ratchet work on it. Something isn't right with this thing, but he doesn't know what.

Ratchet starts asking Rodimus some leading questions about this... but Rodimus just gets really defensive about anything asked about his new little pet. No! How could his little guy be another mech. So what if it has a tcog maybe some mechanimals have cogs. Whatever.

If Ratchet's suspicions are right, he's going to need Chromedome to have a look too. But it doesn't look like Rodimus is going to even entertain that as a suggestion

Rodimus is so desperate to keep this thing with him, to have some company, some kind of comfort, something on this ship that doesn't hate him, that he's not willing to entertain a single suspicious thought about his pet. He's not losing his only companion.

oh yes yes yes that's so fucking good. Rodimus' emotional support turbofox... he refuses to let anyone near it, and honestly, people are a little worried about the blow that taking his new pet could deal to Rodimus' mental health.... no one can help Minimus it seems...

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starscream and MECH’s alliance but instead of it being bc starscream approached them, it’s because they caught starscream in rut trying to fuck and breed their helicopters so they took him in to study and test cybertronian reproduction ..

to MECH Starscream is like one of those cats people find outside in the rain that suddenly gives birth under their bed. he lays eggs all over their base and it pisses everyone off.

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Prowl with an ownership fetish. He loves wearing badges denoting the organization he works for (that owns his contract and by proxy, him). Loves being branded. Loves when his partners write or paint their marks or even names onto his plating. Loves when they laser etch their proof of ownership on his sensor panels.

Especially loves when his lovers act possessive with him, like when Optimus personally stamped the Autobot symbol over Sentinel's brand as he kneeled by their bed. Loves collars too because fuck yeaj(also sorry for flooding your inbox btw. porn demons are being very horny)-🔌

OUghhhhG an ownership fetish... that's so hot. imagining Prowl getting randomly horny as he remembers that he's wearing his badge, squirming in his seat. of course, deep down, he fantasizes about the comforting, undeniable weight of a collar around his neck. he knows it's not as subtle as his autobot badge or his lovers' easily eraseable signatures, but he'd love it.

if someone was brave enough and wrapped one around his neck without asking, well he might just spurt behind his panels the moment he hears the collar snap closed.