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oh you’re a fan of my blog? name five of my worst opinions

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does the lost light have a cleaning staff. feels like there should be one but i don't imagine someone would sign up to do that. but i mean someone has to be throwing out the collective trash and mopping the hallway floors and since the lost light is 15 miles long or whatever there's either one Very overworked janitor on board or they do have a whole cleaning staff. i want to meet the cleaning staff.

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it's absolutely hysterical to me that tailgate has that "waste disposal" thing on his arm when literally no other bot has their job written on them at all. this is the transformers equivalent of wearing your work uniform everywhere. tailgate's walking around in his janitor overalls.

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#tamponsforultramagnus

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disco elysium was so fun i need to get new computer speakers so i can start playing again

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an offering, my king

https://bsky.app/profile/0wie.bsky.social/post/3lmsd26v6vk24

oh lord

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ultra magnus really said You're a sad pathetic lonely loser 👎 bye

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this is so hot. what if now they started sparring on the floor and they got covered in oil and their boobs were out and they were pinching each other's nipples and moaning and

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HASHTAG DESERVED. imagine being such a jealous petty asshole that you bring up your ex's recently deceased husband just to fuck with him. fuckin launch him chromedome!!

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daddy's never read empire of stone. nope, never. havent even read drift's comic.

do you want to hear a secret from daddy?

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do you want to hear a secret from daddy?

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WAIT... ! he had to correct himself from using past tense. could this mean something? <- delusional

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AUGHR. constructiprowl has been crawling on my brain... cant stop it. look at how much they like him.

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YAY! sunstreaker, sideswipe & mirage (?) chatting after the big battle. look at sunstreaker petting bob

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shockwave is doing all this crazy shit and i have no idea why. i see nothing that he can gain from this.

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clearly you don't own an air fryer

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whirlposting