#Bruce the squirrel

[grabbyratpaws]

Gwen you useless lesbian! I mean I get it, but priorities!

[darealsaltysam]

some of my favorite lines of dialogue i've overheard in marvel rivals so far

(keep in mind these are all paraphrased im going off of memory cuz i never have the reflex to screenshot these as they happen oops)

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"I never had kids, but I did have the Avengers. Same thing." - Iron Man spawning in

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"One for me, one for Steven, one for Jake." - Moon Knight after getting a triple kill

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"Can you teach me some of your magic-?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I think you've had enough chaos already." - Loki & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"You have made your father proud, Wanda, my dear." - Magneto when assisting a Scarlet Witch with a kill

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"No one breaks a bargain with me twice."

"So I can do it once?" - Hela & Loki interaction

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"When I said "No More Mutants" you were who I meant, Logan." - Scarlet Witch after killing a Wolverine

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"How did you learn magic?"

"A place called Kamar-Taj."

"Oh so you weren't bitten by, like, a radioactive sorcerer?"

"[Extremely exasperated] Peter, please..." - Doctor Strange & Spiderman interaction

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"Leave real magic to the grown-ups, Ilyana." - Scarlet Witch killing a Magik

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"Nerd win!" - Bruce Banner if he gets a kill in his non-Hulk form

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"Are you fast enough to stop a bullet, if I shot you?"

"Well, you won't be able to. I already dismantled the inner-mechanisms of all of your guns."

"Wh- What?!"

"Now if you behave yourself I might fix them." - Punisher & Magneto interaction

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"So you can talk to rodents?"

"Tippy-Toe seems to think so!"

"Can you try and convince Rocket to clean his bunk?"

"There are some things even I can't do, I'm afraid." - Star-Lord and Squirrel Girl interaction

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"We sense great darkness and chaos within you, woman."

"You're one to talk, Venom."

"No, we... Find it strangely... Attractive."

"...Somehow, that made me want to save this universe less." - Venom & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"It's good to be fighting side by side again, like in the old days."

"Back when you used children as soldiers for your cause?"

"When you put it like that, you make me sound like a terrible father."

"For once, we agree on something." - Magneto & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"[in the sassiest tone you can imagine] Your GOD is SUFFERING!!!" - Loki taking damage

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[i also dont remember the exact dialogue but there IS one with rocket asking to buy bucky's arm. so yes we won there]

[p1nkshield]

Damian: [violent gremlin noises]

Bruce: [not looking up from his desk] if you kill your brother I will delete your cheese Viking save.

Damian: [Stops immediately] >:(

Duke: I’m still amazed that you are not phased by all of the out of pocket things we do.

Bruce: [looking directly at Dick] I was sent into the deep end from the beginning I had to either sink or swim.

Dick: 😅

Duke: what did you do?

Robin!Dick: Hey Bruce! Heeey Bruce I have a question! Bruuuuuce!

Bruce: can you ask me a question without climbing onto my shoulders?

Robin!dick: you love me right?

Bruce: yes?

Robin!dick: would you still love me if I became an apple?

Bruce: ???

Robin!dick: because sometimes I think it would be fun for like a day.

Bruce:… how would I know it was you?

Robin!dick: [grabbing Bruce’s face] Promise me you would find a way to turn me into a real boy again!

Bruce: …okay

Robin!dick: yay! Do you think Uncle Clark will be upset if I ask him to throw me again today?

Bruce: give it a week

[quiidam]

Love seeing comic panels of Bruce and Dick working together where Bruce is hunched over some document or sitting at the Batcomputer while Dick is doing a handstand or using something expensive as his personal jungle gym. They work best like this. I imagine the first time Dick helps out with the Justice League not only are they all completely unaccustomed a child in a professional environment but none of them are prepared for the adorable nine year old doing backflips off all the equipment while he discusses forensic evidence. One of the Leaguers makes the mistake of trying to correct Dick and tell him to ‘stop messing around’. Bruce, protective of his son and deeply respecting his little partner in crime fighting, isn’t having any of that and immediately levels them with a look that could cut glass and says: “He’s working. I suggest you stop sitting on your hands and do the same.”

[dc-megatournament]

Batman VS Everyone

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else

[ryrat]

Why do I get attached to the most unpopular characters I'm going to lose my mind 😭

[living-la-vida-lesbian]

was going outside to check if the cicadas have arrived yet (they haven't, thank god) and found a dead robin. this feels like an omen.

[drrandombear]

Drew my Marvel Rivals mains (aka the girlypop squad + Bruce)

[decaf-mother]

{Random Incorrect Quotes Because I'm A Sleepy Mess}

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|These are all just me if I was in their universe. Stupidity incoming lmao|

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Y/N: Hello, child. You have been crime fighting on an empty stomach and I will not stand for it.

Tim: How did you know that- wait... How'd you get up here without me seeing you???

Y/N, slapping a sandwich into his hand: ✨Sammwich✨

Tim: ?!?

Y/N: *Sprints away*

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Y/N, rustling through her purse: You look like you need a snack... You're not taking proper care of yourself, hon.

Jason: I'm a grown ass man. I am perfectly capable of-

Y/N, throwing a granola bar at his face: ✨Snack✨

Jason, irritated: Stop.

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Y/N, sliding a card to Bruce, whispering: Psst... Batman... Hey. Batman... Hey.

Bruce, looking at the hand drawn father's day card, confused: ....

Bruce: I'm not your father.

Y/N: ....

Y/N: But you could be.

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Y/N: I have a great idea.

Dick: No.

Y/N: Why?

Dick: You're just gonna stab them with a knife.

Y/N: Yeah. But it's effective.

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Bruce: .... Where are the girls?

Dick: I think Y/N took them for a girls night out.

Bruce: ....

Bruce: They're gonna come home with cats, aren't they?

Dick: Probably.

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[empanadaenthusiazt]

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAANNNN

whoever thought of making hulk grab wolverine a thing in marvel rivals deserves a raise thatz so cool methinks

alsoooo

i never draw hulk but i had a vision. they should let hulk n wolverine get freaky get kinky n make the bed get squeaky

bro's gonna have to borrow one of xavier's wheelchairs after taking down hulk LMAOOOOOO

[peblezq]

In lieu of the news regarding RDJ returning to the MCU, I started an Iron Man-centric fic all about him being a dad to a hero that never made it to the movies but has beat his soon to be character Dr. Doom... squirrel girl.

Anyway. Here it is. The Angst, the domestic fluff. Enjoy

[blueikeproductions]

New Professor Slappy comic commish I completed. Velma being the target once more like the Loonatics bit I did previously. This is written in homage to the old Kids WB crossover commercials.

[soupsandstars]

small break from request. was messing around with a more comic book adjacent style

[batgeance]

the holidays are coming up and with them, a lot of annual wayne functions that bruce wants NO part in AND YET……

[cann1ballistic]

today’s doodle dump 🎉